May 27th, 2009 / 1:22 pm
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Seriously Not Safe For Work! Ernie Conrick’s GOLDEN HEMORRHOIDS

This is my second inappropriate post in a row. I feel like a fifteen year old boy with a constant hardon who skips school to look at porn magazines behind the 7/11. Any day now, I’m going to write a nice book review, but in the meantime….what follows is a video of the writer Ernie Conrick reading a very outrageous story called “Golden Hemorrhoids”. I had the great pleasure of hearing him read the story that night- it was very much the highlight of the evening in a “Holy Shit” sort of way. Mixing politcs and anal sex, man. I had a drink with him afterward- I love this guy. He also has a fucking brilliant, different story in the Susie Bright edited anthology, X: The Erotic Treasury (click here to go to the incomparabe Susie Bright’s blog and to learn more about her latest book). Oh, and he’s also the author (under a different name) of The Upside Down Tree: India’s Changing Culture, which you can read more about by clicking here.

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httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARcJP8T3u3w

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15 Comments

  1. May 27th, 2009 / 5:51 pm ryan—

      i’m guessing i should wait ’til i’m not at work to watch…

  2. May 27th, 2009 / 1:51 pm ryan—

      i’m guessing i should wait ’til i’m not at work to watch…

  3. May 27th, 2009 / 1:53 pm pr—

      definitely! Really messed up and funny.

  4. May 27th, 2009 / 6:02 pm ryan—

      i thought maybe i could use it to drown out parents reading curious george books to their kids

  5. May 27th, 2009 / 2:02 pm ryan—

      i thought maybe i could use it to drown out parents reading curious george books to their kids

  6. May 27th, 2009 / 2:29 pm pr—

      haha! I reeeeallly don’t recommend you do that, Ryan. It’s hard to impress me with outrageousness, but this man did it. I had my jaw dropped to the ground. I love that he’s a journalist who writes about foriegn affiars, too. He’s got a big brain and uses it for many things, which is great.

  7. May 27th, 2009 / 2:33 pm pr—

      oh, ryan, and your entry to the vonnegut book contest was my favorite.

  8. May 27th, 2009 / 7:57 pm ryan—

      thanks! i liked it too… i was going to be goofy/inappropriate, but i decided on sincerity instead.

  9. May 27th, 2009 / 3:57 pm ryan—

      thanks! i liked it too… i was going to be goofy/inappropriate, but i decided on sincerity instead.

  10. May 28th, 2009 / 12:07 am gena—

      i love pr

  11. May 27th, 2009 / 8:07 pm gena—

      i love pr

  12. May 27th, 2009 / 8:25 pm pr—

      back at you Gena

  13. May 28th, 2009 / 7:35 pm pr—
  14. May 28th, 2009 / 7:36 pm pr—

      Damn he’s brilliant.

  15. May 28th, 2009 / 9:37 pm <HTMLGIANT> > Blog Archive » More on Golden Hemorrhoids and “Emerods in their secret parts”: The Bible—

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