I have to interview myself for something. What should I ask me?

I learned a new word this morning

in⋅stau⋅ra⋅tion
[in-staw-rey-shuhn]  –noun
1.
renewal; restoration; renovation; repair.
2.
Obsolete. an act of instituting something; establishment.

Origin:
1595–1605; < L instaurātiōn- (s. of instaurātiō) a renewing, repeating.

Related forms:
in⋅stau⋅ra⋅tor [in-staw-rey-ter] , noun

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…Thanks (yet again), Harold Bloom!

Random / 10 Comments
January 8th, 2010 / 2:16 pm

Odd Books for Sally

Stephanie Barton, managing director of Penguin Children’s Books, says publishers in 2010 will go with “very traditional, no-risk purchases.”

(Does this mean no more, “Joined at Birth: The Lives of Conjoined Twins”?)

Oh come now, I don’t believe you, Steph. Somewhere sits a sneaky MSS, as in smart, as in subversive, as in prepping the soil to grow not turnips, but psychotomimetic unicycles.

Alt books for kids? Weird books, strange books, honest books–books you read as a child (or to your child) and then went, “What the fuck?”

“After a fall from an experimental aircraft, Cris Molina is stricken with an unusual brain malfunction: He sees everything wrong (shoes look like books and a shirt looks like a fifth century Ming vase).”

Like that.

Or, for your 12 year old…who may or may not be Doing It.

“Okay,” said Jonathan.  “The choice is this.  You either have to shag Jenny Gibson—or else that homeless woman who begs spare change outside Cramner’s bakers.”

Your selections?

Presses & Random / 20 Comments
January 8th, 2010 / 1:06 pm

Coldfront has posted their Year in Review 2009 ranking all things poetical, or not. Best ranking categories: Best Opening and Closing Lines in a Collection. Best Cover. And Dean Young’s 31 Poems (Forklift, Ink) got a nod in the Best Selected/Collected category (the book DOES rock) and the Best Physical Artifact category (while looking like a million bucks).

Evoke and awaken. Corium Magazine wants your submissions.

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New Stephen Dixon story ‘Wife In Reverse,’ written at the same time as his unpublished new novel, His Wife Leaves Him, is at Matchbook, “The story originated as a compressed, reverse version of the novel, though it didn’t turn out exactly that way.”

Collaboratively Written Short Stories?


Got an email from Dave Madden — who has an awesome book called The Authentic Animal: Inside the Odd and Obsessive World of Taxidermy forthcoming from St. Martin’s Press, and who also co-edits The Cupboard — requesting some suggestions that I thought y’all might be able to help out with:

I’m thinking of teaching [collaboratively written short stories] in my workshop one week, and am looking for some things to read. Any ideas of any, and feel free to define “short story” loosely. Fiction, though. Prose.

My brain has frozen. Can you think of any examples?

Craft Notes / 96 Comments
January 8th, 2010 / 12:09 am

This is such a blog post

I forgot that when I get really tired and I’m at work it’s good to write a long blog post that doesn’t make any sense and doesn’t really say anything. READ MORE >

Behind the Scenes / 52 Comments
January 7th, 2010 / 7:03 pm

Diagram 9.6 is here.

Kicking

you

in

the spleen

for

10

years.

Go read issue 9.6.

Uncategorized / 14 Comments
January 7th, 2010 / 3:37 pm

I do not count my borrowings, I weigh them. And if I had wanted to have them valued by their number, I should have loaded myself with twice as many.

– Montaigne, “Of Books”

quoted in Where Shall Wisdom be Found? by Harold Bloom

Power Quote / 4 Comments
January 7th, 2010 / 1:59 pm