Things to not say in blurbs or reviews so as to not sound like a tool: tour de force, startling, bad adverb + adjectives like furiously alive or wildly inventive or utterly involving, triumphant, [last name] swings for the fences, like [blank] on crack, like [blank] on LSD, romp, rollicking, breathless, a unique voice, poignant, sexy (horny is OK), well-wrought, death rattle, tongue fart doublespeak like dizzyingly-high-concept debut of genuine originality, any reference to Dada or surrealism, any employment of the phrase experimental, neo-anything, any vague or direct use of the phrase meditation such as resonant meditations, “[last name] really sings,” cautionary tale, anything about Kafka or Carver or Bukowski, any reconjuring of the phrase reminds us what it is to be human

Even During MEAN WEEK, There Are Still Some Things I Don’t Hate; Here are Three (And a Bonus)

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Rachel Sherman – I mentioned last week how bummed I was to miss the launch party for Living Room, Rachel’s new novel. She’s reading tomorrow at the KGB Bar here in NYC, and I’m really hoping to make it there.

The Rumpus Interview with Lydia Millet.

The Interrogative Mood: A Novel? by Padgett Powell – In a month that has been more or less one long relentless shitstorm, punctuated by occasional binge drinking, I had no time to read anything that wasn’t assigned–either to me or by me. But I damn well made time for this, my old teacher’s first new book since Mrs. Hollingsworth’s Men (2000). Every time I opened the book it was Christmas afresh. Honest to goodness pleasurable reading. If anything kept me from putting my own head through a wall this October, it was probably this book. But don’t take my word for it. Ask the NYT.

****SPECIAL MUSICAL NON-HATEFUL BONUS*******

Magnolia Electric Co. Daytrotter Session Another sweet find directed my way by the increasingly essential Alec Niedenthal. Seriously, what did I do before I knew this kid? Because Jason Molina is awesome, and because he seems to believe that the base unit of musical thought is “album,” his band’s theoretically EP-length session is a whopping six songs (the average is 4) and clocks in at just over 22 minutes. It includes new versions of two tracks off Josephine, a new version of “The Dark Don’t Hide It,” which is an all-time Molina great, a couple unreleased songs, and a cover of Warren Zevon’s “Lawyers, Guns and Money.”

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October 27th, 2009 / 10:50 am

Things to not include in your bio so as to not look like a tool: Pushcart or other award nominations, that you were a finalist in a contest or a judge, every magazine credit you’ve ever gotten, where you went to school, where you got a grant or were handed money, what kind of book you’re currently shopping, why you write…

The Redneck Trilogy

The Redneck Trilogy

The Redneck Trilogy

(Danny Dever – Phoenix)

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October 27th, 2009 / 8:52 am

Imagine if their logo had been a picture of a bumblebee. A rabid bat. A great white shark: chomp chomp.

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Cowering Literary Peons

This post’s a bit apples and oranges. Or rotten bananas and rotten (or as we say “Vrot”) pineapples. In fact it’s not very organized. And it is a response, in a way, to Blake Butler’s 15 Towering Literary Giants.

But, what’s a Cowering Literary Peon??

—a weasel?

—an overrated supposed Giant?

—a talentless p.o.s.?

—a fucking weasel?

—a fraction and no more than a real Towering Giant who came before?

A mix maybe. Or maybe just one of the above. And again, this is all apples and bananas. Etc. Etc.

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Author Spotlight & Massive People & Mean / 74 Comments
October 26th, 2009 / 8:08 pm

What books or authors do you despise? Why?

Harold Bloom.

Harold Bloom.

ABOUT HTMLGIANT (Revisited)

Not exactly Literary Doppelgangers — more like “What I’m really thinking.”

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Dane Cook

Mark Walberg

Mark Walberg

Haley Joel Osmond

Haley Joel Osment

Sophia Coppola

Sophia Coppola

Robert Dinero

Robert Dinero

Toni Morrison

Toni Morrison

George Clooney

George Clooney

Eddie Vedder

Eddie Vedder

Sophia Coppola

Sophia Coppola

Paul Reubens

Paul Reubens

Prince William

Prince William

Melissa Etheridge

Melissa Etheridge

Shamwow guy

Shamwow guy

Jeffrey Dahmer

Jeffrey Dahmer

Bob Saget

Bob Saget

Paul Giamatti

Paul Giamatti

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October 26th, 2009 / 4:51 pm