13 Comments

1. January 12th, 2010 / 1:03 am ael—

   That’s much cooler than Pride and Prejudice with Zombies, Great Expectations with Bear Attacks, or Billy Budd Meets Ben Bernanke for Lunch.

2. January 11th, 2010 / 9:03 pm ael—

   That’s much cooler than Pride and Prejudice with Zombies, Great Expectations with Bear Attacks, or Billy Budd Meets Ben Bernanke for Lunch.

3. January 12th, 2010 / 1:05 am Lincoln—

   I’d read that last one.

4. January 11th, 2010 / 9:05 pm Lincoln—

   I’d read that last one.

5. January 12th, 2010 / 1:20 am Gian—

   This is the stupidest thing to ever happen to a book.

6. January 11th, 2010 / 9:20 pm Gian—

   This is the stupidest thing to ever happen to a book.

7. January 12th, 2010 / 1:55 am reynard—

   if this sells i’m going to reprint a run of ‘gray’s anatomy’ with all the peepees & vajayjays & boobies covered by leaves; it’s going to be called ‘gray’s peepees & vajayjays & boobies covered by leaves.’ then i will be rich enough to build a time machine so i can make joseph conrad name the novella ‘i’m on a boat.’

8. January 11th, 2010 / 9:55 pm reynard—

   if this sells i’m going to reprint a run of ‘gray’s anatomy’ with all the peepees & vajayjays & boobies covered by leaves; it’s going to be called ‘gray’s peepees & vajayjays & boobies covered by leaves.’ then i will be rich enough to build a time machine so i can make joseph conrad name the novella ‘i’m on a boat.’

9. January 12th, 2010 / 4:06 am ce.—

   2nded. I think I’d rather have this book burned or banned than edited like this. Fucking retarded.

10. January 12th, 2010 / 12:06 am ce.—

    2nded. I think I’d rather have this book burned or banned than edited like this. Fucking retarded.

11. January 12th, 2010 / 12:24 am Gian: This is the stupidest thing to ever happen to a book. « .the idiom.—

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12. January 12th, 2010 / 9:36 am hey—

    I wonder what they are going to do to Kipling?

13. January 12th, 2010 / 5:36 am hey—

    I wonder what they are going to do to Kipling?