14 Comments

1. September 14th, 2009 / 9:04 pm Justin Taylor—

   >>According to the data, the more dominant Brown’s booksales have been since 2004 when The Da Vinci Code took off, the slower the growth of the rest of the fiction market.<<

   Could this be because Dan Brown makes people too stupid to read anything other than Dan Brown? Magic 8-ball says, SEEMS CERTAIN. But seriously, I think WE should go. Seems ripe with potential.

2. September 14th, 2009 / 5:04 pm Justin Taylor—

   >>According to the data, the more dominant Brown’s booksales have been since 2004 when The Da Vinci Code took off, the slower the growth of the rest of the fiction market.<<

   Could this be because Dan Brown makes people too stupid to read anything other than Dan Brown? Magic 8-ball says, SEEMS CERTAIN. But seriously, I think WE should go. Seems ripe with potential.

3. September 14th, 2009 / 5:19 pm Drew Toal—

   I’m seriously going. Union Square. Hilarity will abound.

4. September 14th, 2009 / 9:44 pm Roxane—

   My Dan Brown will be, according to the evil empire, wirelessly delivered to my Kindle whilst I slumber. Also, the nearest Barnes and Noble is 240 miles away.

5. September 14th, 2009 / 5:44 pm Roxane—

   My Dan Brown will be, according to the evil empire, wirelessly delivered to my Kindle whilst I slumber. Also, the nearest Barnes and Noble is 240 miles away.

6. September 14th, 2009 / 7:13 pm Matthew Simmons—

   Will you bring a camera and interview people? Please say yes! Please film this for HTML Giant.

7. September 14th, 2009 / 11:13 pm Matthew Simmons—

   Will you bring a camera and interview people? Please say yes! Please film this for HTML Giant.

8. September 15th, 2009 / 12:11 am Ken Baumann—

   Yes! Do it!

9. September 14th, 2009 / 8:11 pm Ken Baumann—

   Yes! Do it!

10. September 15th, 2009 / 3:24 am Michael Schaub—

    See, by the time those of us on the west coast buy it, you guys will have already read it and posted the secret ending, which I assume involves Tom Hanks’ haircut, on here. Fuck you guys. Fuck reading. I hate everything.

    But seriously, I’m thinking of buying a plane ticket and coming. Anyone know Blake’s credit card number?

11. September 14th, 2009 / 11:24 pm Michael Schaub—

    See, by the time those of us on the west coast buy it, you guys will have already read it and posted the secret ending, which I assume involves Tom Hanks’ haircut, on here. Fuck you guys. Fuck reading. I hate everything.

    But seriously, I’m thinking of buying a plane ticket and coming. Anyone know Blake’s credit card number?

12. September 15th, 2009 / 12:26 am Matthew Simmons—

    It’s 555-4732.

    Wait. No, that’s his phone number. Or, well, the number he gave me, anyway….

13. September 15th, 2009 / 4:26 am Matthew Simmons—

    It’s 555-4732.

    Wait. No, that’s his phone number. Or, well, the number he gave me, anyway….

14. September 15th, 2009 / 1:39 pm Drew Toal—

    The joke was on me. And, by extension, Justin. In my alcohol-fueled fugue state, I mistook Barnes & Noble for Borders, where the book was actually being sold at midnight. Not Barnes & Noble. I lose (win?).