March 12th, 2010 / 12:34 pm
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Go Right Ahead: It is Friday

I drink because it’s the only time I can stand it.

I am as tall as a shotgun and just as nosy.

[JW: Can we have a drink?

TC: Oh, we will!]

I can walk soberly while drunk.

The way a cottonmouth rears up…

This huge female bouncer threw me into the street!

Why not remove restrictions and let the people drink good whiskey?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We want two more double margaritas, and I want some ice in my drink, and I want a straight jigger of just pure tequila.

Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad.

But I seem to be off the track again.

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20 Comments

  1. JPaul

      justerini & brooks in my coffee

  2. JPaul

      justerini & brooks in my coffee

  3. Hannah Miet

      Kesha will kick ’em to the curb unless they’re sexy as pissing toads.

  4. Hannah Miet

      Kesha will kick ’em to the curb unless they’re sexy as pissing toads.

  5. Blake Butler

      drinking is bad

  6. stephen

      yall seen that new lady gaga ft. beyonce video? pretty crazy. it’s very tarantino-esque. at one point gaga makes out with some lady prisoner in a prison yard while wearing sunglasses made out of cigarettes

  7. Blake Butler

      drinking is bad

  8. stephen

      yall seen that new lady gaga ft. beyonce video? pretty crazy. it’s very tarantino-esque. at one point gaga makes out with some lady prisoner in a prison yard while wearing sunglasses made out of cigarettes

  9. Jhon Baker

      Love it, the alcoholic salutes.

  10. Jhon Baker

      Love it, the alcoholic salutes.

  11. Donald

      Over the past 6 months my alcohol tolerance has reached absurd heights. It isn’t much fun. Nights out are necessarily made incredibly expensive, since I have to drink so much to get anywhere. I don’t know if this means that my liver’s totally chill about it or if it’s shriveling up into a little walnutty ball of hate.

  12. Donald

      Over the past 6 months my alcohol tolerance has reached absurd heights. It isn’t much fun. Nights out are necessarily made incredibly expensive, since I have to drink so much to get anywhere. I don’t know if this means that my liver’s totally chill about it or if it’s shriveling up into a little walnutty ball of hate.

  13. Sean

      Heard that Donald

  14. Sean

      Heard that Donald

  15. Jhon Baker

      it means you need to switch to coke.

  16. Jhon Baker

      it means you need to switch to coke.

  17. mimi

      It means you need to put a bottle of Stoli in the freezer.

  18. mimi

      It means you need to put a bottle of Stoli in the freezer.

  19. diana kole

      Drinking is good. Objectively.

  20. diana kole

      Drinking is good. Objectively.