Go Right Ahead: It is Friday
I drink because it’s the only time I can stand it.
I am as tall as a shotgun and just as nosy.
[JW: Can we have a drink?
TC: Oh, we will!]
I can walk soberly while drunk.
The way a cottonmouth rears up…
This huge female bouncer threw me into the street!
Why not remove restrictions and let the people drink good whiskey?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We want two more double margaritas, and I want some ice in my drink, and I want a straight jigger of just pure tequila.
Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad.
But I seem to be off the track again.
Tags: alcohol, Truman Capote
justerini & brooks in my coffee
justerini & brooks in my coffee
Kesha will kick ’em to the curb unless they’re sexy as pissing toads.
Kesha will kick ’em to the curb unless they’re sexy as pissing toads.
drinking is bad
yall seen that new lady gaga ft. beyonce video? pretty crazy. it’s very tarantino-esque. at one point gaga makes out with some lady prisoner in a prison yard while wearing sunglasses made out of cigarettes
drinking is bad
yall seen that new lady gaga ft. beyonce video? pretty crazy. it’s very tarantino-esque. at one point gaga makes out with some lady prisoner in a prison yard while wearing sunglasses made out of cigarettes
Love it, the alcoholic salutes.
Love it, the alcoholic salutes.
Over the past 6 months my alcohol tolerance has reached absurd heights. It isn’t much fun. Nights out are necessarily made incredibly expensive, since I have to drink so much to get anywhere. I don’t know if this means that my liver’s totally chill about it or if it’s shriveling up into a little walnutty ball of hate.
Over the past 6 months my alcohol tolerance has reached absurd heights. It isn’t much fun. Nights out are necessarily made incredibly expensive, since I have to drink so much to get anywhere. I don’t know if this means that my liver’s totally chill about it or if it’s shriveling up into a little walnutty ball of hate.
Heard that Donald
Heard that Donald
it means you need to switch to coke.
it means you need to switch to coke.
It means you need to put a bottle of Stoli in the freezer.
It means you need to put a bottle of Stoli in the freezer.
Drinking is good. Objectively.
Drinking is good. Objectively.