It is Friday: Go Right Ahead
At the table inquire, “Anyone not for beer?”
Throw yourself about, do imitations, maybe even fight a little
x drinks drunk in y moments are more potent than x drinks drunk in 2y moments
He resolved, having done it once, never to move his eyeballs again
At least a hangover is the truth
Put a broad hand on the beer-engine!
Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing
Have some bitter and go to the prom
Being drunk is one big ellipsis
Mayonnaise will remove stains
Some of Poe’s tales convey perfectly the idea of a hangover
I am a flashy dresser and I shout a lot!
I should stop, but it is OK to get drunk if a certain thing goes wrong. It has. So here I go
Tags: alcohol, Friday, kingsley amis
Wow, your Friday was boring. We had a bloodbath on CombatWords. Hermeneutic hack-fest. Come over next week & play Hutus & Tutsis. Bring your machete.
Do you enjoy the smell of your own farts?
Wow, your Friday was boring. We had a bloodbath on CombatWords. Hermeneutic hack-fest. Come over next week & play Hutus & Tutsis. Bring your machete.
KHAKJAAN HAS INVENTED A SPECIAL MACHINE THAT SAVES HIS FARTS FOR LATER SO HE CAN ENJOY THEM AT A TIME WHEN IT’S MOST CONVENIENT & PLEASURABLE (WITH A RED WINE DURING DINNER, FOR EXAMPLE).
Do you enjoy the smell of your own farts?
I think they tried the prototype in one of the Jackass movies.
CombatWords is for keystyle battling?
KHAKJAAN HAS INVENTED A SPECIAL MACHINE THAT SAVES HIS FARTS FOR LATER SO HE CAN ENJOY THEM AT A TIME WHEN IT’S MOST CONVENIENT & PLEASURABLE (WITH A RED WINE DURING DINNER, FOR EXAMPLE).
I think they tried the prototype in one of the Jackass movies.
CombatWords is for keystyle battling?
I need to invest in one of those. Sounds awesome.
Yup.
I need to invest in one of those. Sounds awesome.
Yup.