Mean Mondays: Blake Butler hates your medulla oblongata
Blake Butler is the single most selfish individual on the face of this earth. Blake Butler often smells of fatty oils and spits when he talks. I don’t understand how any one finds value in his writing.
Babies eating each other is not good literature. Is it even literature?
He’s constantly writing nonsensical fluff like:
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What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? It has no meaning.
Or he’ll misuse body parts in ridiculous sentence structures. “Sniff urethra farm sailing pie”
huh?
Let’s analyze why Blake is a douche.
Actually, Blake isn’t any of those things. Only nice words I can say about him. I tricked you.
I’ll be purchasing 2 preorder copies of Blake’s novella ‘EVER‘ to prize away in a contest. Hi, this is the contest.
Contest:
Write somethng mean about me and leave in the comments section. True meanness will be rewarded. Cutesy meanness probably won’t. Depends on my mood. I’ll pick the winners on Thursday and place the order on Friday.
Multiple entries are okay.
It is Mean Monday. Let’s hurt some feelings today.
Tags: baby eating, blake butler
Who are you? I have never even heard of you. I’ve never heard your name.
And why is your name spelled like that? It makes me think it sounds like Jareem. Is that how you say it? Jareem? How unfortunate.
Who are you? I have never even heard of you. I’ve never heard your name.
And why is your name spelled like that? It makes me think it sounds like Jareem. Is that how you say it? Jareem? How unfortunate.
i like that you do these giveaways. i’m not going to say anything mean though because i already preordered.
i like that you do these giveaways. i’m not going to say anything mean though because i already preordered.
i’m not a fan of the picture… not very sensitive of you jeremy.
i’m not a fan of the picture… not very sensitive of you jeremy.
Alright. I tried to be a dick, but I have nothing against you, Jereme. How do you say your name, anyway??
Alright. I tried to be a dick, but I have nothing against you, Jereme. How do you say your name, anyway??
if people need help finding ways to be mean to jereme, here is his blog
he is really mean
and he sucks
and he’s rude
if people need help finding ways to be mean to jereme, here is his blog
he is really mean
and he sucks
and he’s rude
I am starting to hate HTML Giant. Congratulations.
I am starting to hate HTML Giant. Congratulations.
god people are sensitive around here
god people are sensitive around here
THE INTERNET IS SUPPOSED TO BE A TROLLOP THROUGH THE DAISES FOR CHRIST’S SAKE
no, really, it bothers me. everyone is worried about everything. i can’t take it.
THE INTERNET IS SUPPOSED TO BE A TROLLOP THROUGH THE DAISES FOR CHRIST’S SAKE
no, really, it bothers me. everyone is worried about everything. i can’t take it.
Are people getting pissed about the ‘tard pic? Well, I just love it. I love tards and i double-love it when people get pissed about busting on them. But he isn’t even busting on this one. He has a gun. And, anyway, I have spent a lot of time with retarded people and they can be just as big of assholes as the rest of us.
Are people getting pissed about the ‘tard pic? Well, I just love it. I love tards and i double-love it when people get pissed about busting on them. But he isn’t even busting on this one. He has a gun. And, anyway, I have spent a lot of time with retarded people and they can be just as big of assholes as the rest of us.
i’m not worried about anything bb. but i am having a hard time being mean to jereme cause he asked for a mold of my vagina and that’s like the nicest thing anyone has said to me ever.
i do want your book. so—
Jereme, you have a dick the size of a thumbtack.
and i don’t mean that. i just want to win a book.
i don’t know. there’s just a lot of uptight people i think, i’m not even talking about this post anymore. i’ll forget again in a second.
pr you are fire :)
i don’t know. there’s just a lot of uptight people i think, i’m not even talking about this post anymore. i’ll forget again in a second.
pr you are fire :)
the ‘mentally challenged’ are the greatest people on earth. to think that you can’t talk about them on the same level as any other people pisses me off in the same way that people get pissed off when you talk about them.
and yeah, anyway, he has a gun
and the picture is beside the point
ahsduhfajsdhfkashudfkahsdkfjh internet land
gunzzzz
the ‘mentally challenged’ are the greatest people on earth. to think that you can’t talk about them on the same level as any other people pisses me off in the same way that people get pissed off when you talk about them.
and yeah, anyway, he has a gun
and the picture is beside the point
ahsduhfajsdhfkashudfkahsdkfjh internet land
gunzzzz
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I get it now.
Wait.
No, I’m pretty sure I understand…wait.
Hmm…
Is there more than 1 m in Hmm? We must be startlingly precise.
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I get it now.
Wait.
No, I’m pretty sure I understand…wait.
Hmm…
Is there more than 1 m in Hmm? We must be startlingly precise.
i agree with blake about people being uptight. also, i am going to preorder so fuck you jereme. also, i have a copy of EVER in my inbox and i am going to ruin blake butler.
i agree with blake about people being uptight. also, i am going to preorder so fuck you jereme. also, i have a copy of EVER in my inbox and i am going to ruin blake butler.
I already pre-ordered so saying anything mean about someone I don’t know would be gratuitous.
oh, jeremy was shooting the gun, and that makes it okay?
I already pre-ordered so saying anything mean about someone I don’t know would be gratuitous.
oh, jeremy was shooting the gun, and that makes it okay?
But I mean to James Patterson and I don’t know him. So, oh well, here goes:
Jereme is James Patterson.
But I mean to James Patterson and I don’t know him. So, oh well, here goes:
Jereme is James Patterson.
nice brad
sam ‘fuck any identity that applies to more than one person.’ god yes, i wish
avi: who said anything needs to be ok? nothing is ok.
power is power
once again: this is not a political blog.
nice brad
sam ‘fuck any identity that applies to more than one person.’ god yes, i wish
avi: who said anything needs to be ok? nothing is ok.
power is power
once again: this is not a political blog.
and even if your dick was the size of thumbtack, and you were secretly james patterson, and you were mentally challenged and your name was pronounced jareem, i would still love you. and makes a mold of my vagina for you. and perhaps, even love you more cause of all those things.
are you guys fucking serious? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
some people are out of whack in their little shitty minds. i was going to put a picture of a fat kid in a ninja outfit but i thought that was actually mean. it was a family photo.
and people would have had no problem making fun of a fat kid in a ninja costume. double standards. the fat kid might commit suicide if he saw the comments. the kid with down syndrome will probably laugh and clap his hands.
the retard pick is there because i am calling you, dear reader, a retard. it was a joke. ha ha i tricked you. i was wrong. retards have an awesome sense of humor. the rest of you should desire to be retarded. you sicken me.
power? politics? who said anyhting about that shit? I’m talking sensitivity, plain sensitivity. I’m not busting your balls with a p.c. hammer.
are you guys fucking serious? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
some people are out of whack in their little shitty minds. i was going to put a picture of a fat kid in a ninja outfit but i thought that was actually mean. it was a family photo.
and people would have had no problem making fun of a fat kid in a ninja costume. double standards. the fat kid might commit suicide if he saw the comments. the kid with down syndrome will probably laugh and clap his hands.
the retard pick is there because i am calling you, dear reader, a retard. it was a joke. ha ha i tricked you. i was wrong. retards have an awesome sense of humor. the rest of you should desire to be retarded. you sicken me.
power? politics? who said anyhting about that shit? I’m talking sensitivity, plain sensitivity. I’m not busting your balls with a p.c. hammer.
actually, I am busting your balls. I could really give a shit.
your automatic lambasting of a picture of a retarded person to me is what’s insensitive.
jereme is so right about the fat kid picture its not even funny
this blog post has turned into a semantic political discussion when it really was meant on jereme’s part to be a selfless promotional activity.
i am partly to blame for turning the comments to this because i can not ignore this particular issue, because it drives me absolutely bonkers, and makes me see color
oh, me too, i’m busting balls too
actually, I am busting your balls. I could really give a shit.
your automatic lambasting of a picture of a retarded person to me is what’s insensitive.
jereme is so right about the fat kid picture its not even funny
this blog post has turned into a semantic political discussion when it really was meant on jereme’s part to be a selfless promotional activity.
i am partly to blame for turning the comments to this because i can not ignore this particular issue, because it drives me absolutely bonkers, and makes me see color
i think its really rad that he has a gun and i saying “whose the retard now”. that to me, is a big fuck you.
oh, me too, i’m busting balls too
Sorry dude…
~something is up my ass this week, i think this blog is going to implode soon~
te-he-he..ha-ha
Sorry dude…
~something is up my ass this week, i think this blog is going to implode soon~
te-he-he..ha-ha
i sort of thought avi was joking…wierd thing about the net..hard to always judge the “tone”. LET”S ALL LOVE! Except say mean things about jereme and win a book….
avi, i think your comments were kind of clearly messing, i think its the other person’s negative comment that steered me off
avi, i think your comments were kind of clearly messing, i think its the other person’s negative comment that steered me off
i need to stop commenting on blogs
gian,
it is a french spelling. pronounced like jeremy. i like what you had to say about retards.
pr,
yes. i am hung like a raindrop. 5 inches of fun. i hate my penis.
the rest of you. I AM GIVING AWAY 2 COPIES OF BLAKE’S GOD DAMN BOOK. WOULD YOU PEOPLE REMOVE THE GIANT CORN COB FROM YOUR TIGHT LITTLE BUNG HOLES AND FOCUS ON WHAT IS IMPORTANT HERE.
i need to stop commenting on blogs
gian,
it is a french spelling. pronounced like jeremy. i like what you had to say about retards.
pr,
yes. i am hung like a raindrop. 5 inches of fun. i hate my penis.
the rest of you. I AM GIVING AWAY 2 COPIES OF BLAKE’S GOD DAMN BOOK. WOULD YOU PEOPLE REMOVE THE GIANT CORN COB FROM YOUR TIGHT LITTLE BUNG HOLES AND FOCUS ON WHAT IS IMPORTANT HERE.
it was my fault. not avi’s. something is wrong with me. sorry avi.
i feel insane, i want to keep commenting now
it was my fault. not avi’s. something is wrong with me. sorry avi.
i feel insane, i want to keep commenting now
love all around… hugs, hugs, tard hugs too.
jereme, don’t hate your penis! i am going to not sleep well tonight if i think you hate your penis.
love all around… hugs, hugs, tard hugs too.
do I win the book?
do I win the book?
retards offend me. they shouldn’t exist.
retards offend me. they shouldn’t exist.
Yes, Daniel! I agree. I feel like snapping their necks when I see them. And they always have that stupid look on their faces. What is so goddamn funny that they have to always have that stupid looks on their faces all the time?
Ugh. Hitler was right when he wanted to kill them. Like he was right about Jews.
Yes, Daniel! I agree. I feel like snapping their necks when I see them. And they always have that stupid look on their faces. What is so goddamn funny that they have to always have that stupid looks on their faces all the time?
Ugh. Hitler was right when he wanted to kill them. Like he was right about Jews.
gian,
don’t forget the left handies too.
hitler had a lot of good ideas
sarcastic lol
gian,
don’t forget the left handies too.
hitler had a lot of good ideas
sarcastic lol
And the faggots. God, he had such vision!
And the faggots. God, he had such vision!
fuck it i am going to try to win my own book: then i can just keep jereme’s money
jereme you are a sloppy bag of liquidated septums stolen in the night from someone’s nephew, i once saw an inverted woman in the ghetto here who threw up oatmeal in the road which became you. you winked at me through the window and asked me to stroke your oatmeal cock but i couldn’t find where it was among your oatmeal scrotum. in my car just from being near you i threw up too and in my throw up there was your mind, i ate your mind, it tasted like cheetos, but really stale ones, i threw up again, this time it was your blogger password which was ‘mymotherdidnotwantmeshehadherpesidotoo,’ i threw you up so many times there was nowhere left to sit, i could not keep you down, you are disgusting, and also gross as well
fuck it i am going to try to win my own book: then i can just keep jereme’s money
jereme you are a sloppy bag of liquidated septums stolen in the night from someone’s nephew, i once saw an inverted woman in the ghetto here who threw up oatmeal in the road which became you. you winked at me through the window and asked me to stroke your oatmeal cock but i couldn’t find where it was among your oatmeal scrotum. in my car just from being near you i threw up too and in my throw up there was your mind, i ate your mind, it tasted like cheetos, but really stale ones, i threw up again, this time it was your blogger password which was ‘mymotherdidnotwantmeshehadherpesidotoo,’ i threw you up so many times there was nowhere left to sit, i could not keep you down, you are disgusting, and also gross as well
grab a notepad people. this is why you are all small and little and why blake butler is a gift from the creator
grab a notepad people. this is why you are all small and little and why blake butler is a gift from the creator
jereme is the stool sample my boss/in-law left in the bathroom at work, the stench of which permeated through the store and ruined my monday more than it already was ruined by old ladies asking me to pick out books for the grandchildren. jereme is a soap opera writer, the kind who a frontal lobe injury could only help. jereme is a ceo of the big 3, who sneaks into the factories late at night to have the robotic arms insert themselves in his rectum. jereme. well, jereme is a failure at living.
jereme is the stool sample my boss/in-law left in the bathroom at work, the stench of which permeated through the store and ruined my monday more than it already was ruined by old ladies asking me to pick out books for the grandchildren. jereme is a soap opera writer, the kind who a frontal lobe injury could only help. jereme is a ceo of the big 3, who sneaks into the factories late at night to have the robotic arms insert themselves in his rectum. jereme. well, jereme is a failure at living.
i always need more books to read.
or burn.
oh, the mean part is over…
i always need more books to read.
or burn.
oh, the mean part is over…
Jereme lives in Orange County.
Jereme lives in Orange County.
OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER KEN
so far ken is dominating in his hip la studio apartment.
OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER KEN
so far ken is dominating in his hip la studio apartment.
ryan,
this is a good line “jereme is a failure at living.” i did not see it the first time.
you are more right than you realize.
ryan,
this is a good line “jereme is a failure at living.” i did not see it the first time.
you are more right than you realize.
i think i once said that to a good friend of mine before we were friends. he told me to find jesus and i told him i’d rather find the bottom of a bottle. come to think of it, i don’t really know how we became friends.
i doubt i am right, but the point was to be mean, and i’ve been told i’m unnecessarily good at that.
i hate ____
i like ____ a lot.
aslkdjadglk
i think i once said that to a good friend of mine before we were friends. he told me to find jesus and i told him i’d rather find the bottom of a bottle. come to think of it, i don’t really know how we became friends.
i doubt i am right, but the point was to be mean, and i’ve been told i’m unnecessarily good at that.
i hate ____
i like ____ a lot.
aslkdjadglk
ryan, yes balance.
but please, whatever you do, use pictures of down syndrome kids looking bad ass with hand guns.
fat kids are fair game. they have no feelings like fish.
ryan, yes balance.
but please, whatever you do, use pictures of down syndrome kids looking bad ass with hand guns.
fat kids are fair game. they have no feelings like fish.
woops do not use. do not use!
abort abort!
woops do not use. do not use!
abort abort!
are you talking about this kid?
http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj161/sangel_aolano/i_fuck_on_the_first_date.jpg
are you talking about this kid?
http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj161/sangel_aolano/i_fuck_on_the_first_date.jpg
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I might have entered this contest if we were actually going to shit-talk blake, because ‘no one does that’ and that would be fun. Shit-talking Jereme is kind of, eh. He shit-talks everyone so much anyway, just gently kick him away like he’s three. Jereme’s not worth shit-talking. Why did you pussy out from shit-talking blake, jereme? It’s easy to say, okay, everyone shit-talk me. Coward. Basically I think you are a coward, Jereme. You have it in your head somehow that you are doing everyone a favor by being an asshole. ‘I’m gonna bring out the asshole in everyone, because you are only having a true emotional reaction if you are an asshole.’ Maybe, everyone is actually a decent person accept you. Maybe you should have empathy for something instead of being a giant pussy mold.
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start contest entry
I might have entered this contest if we were actually going to shit-talk blake, because ‘no one does that’ and that would be fun. Shit-talking Jereme is kind of, eh. He shit-talks everyone so much anyway, just gently kick him away like he’s three. Jereme’s not worth shit-talking. Why did you pussy out from shit-talking blake, jereme? It’s easy to say, okay, everyone shit-talk me. Coward. Basically I think you are a coward, Jereme. You have it in your head somehow that you are doing everyone a favor by being an asshole. ‘I’m gonna bring out the asshole in everyone, because you are only having a true emotional reaction if you are an asshole.’ Maybe, everyone is actually a decent person accept you. Maybe you should have empathy for something instead of being a giant pussy mold.
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I furnish my hip studio apartment with hip Ikea furniture. I drive a hip Volkswagen Jetta.
(No truth. House, normal car, most furniture is used. DEFENDING MY LIFE CHOICES.)
I furnish my hip studio apartment with hip Ikea furniture. I drive a hip Volkswagen Jetta.
(No truth. House, normal car, most furniture is used. DEFENDING MY LIFE CHOICES.)
I like darby’s.
I like darby’s.
avi, that kid sucks dick for little debbies. if you stabbed him you could not get through his fat because his fat is too thick for any knife or sword. fuck that kid, but seriously no one will ever fuck that kid.
are we still being insensitive in this thread? reading every post of every thread is boring.
avi, that kid sucks dick for little debbies. if you stabbed him you could not get through his fat because his fat is too thick for any knife or sword. fuck that kid, but seriously no one will ever fuck that kid.
are we still being insensitive in this thread? reading every post of every thread is boring.
i like how daniel says he won’t be mean and then is mean to a fat kid because fat kids don’t have feelings.
darby,
i did shit talk blake. he is moody and has a large vag.
i like how daniel says he won’t be mean and then is mean to a fat kid because fat kids don’t have feelings.
darby,
i did shit talk blake. he is moody and has a large vag.
While you slopes were trying to figure who had the nobbiest head I went for a long drug-fueled walk from St. John the Divine to St. Mark’s place, meeting 2 times with random street people, including Victor, who I met last year at Sheridan Square, whose face was covered in slime, panting and whining that “the wind is cold, the wind is cold, the wind is cold…” He’s thinner, he marches past people with grace, his attention focused on movement, his bone thin head covered in a Jets green ski-cap. When he says Brett Farvre his teeth fall out. I always tell people that when I met him it was like I met a ghost. The other street person was this tiny ranting man on 58st. Well dressed, piss-wreaking. We walked for several blocks together, he spoke a language I couldn’t understand, he yelled a lot but wasn’t angry, just ranting, confused. His eyes were really close together and his shoes were too big.
When I was in junior high my mom worked at my school with the retards. There were a few with palsy, some with large heads. They were always fucking. I knew normal kids who fucked them. At Christmas they got extra attention. In my elementary school I remember a crew of boys whipping the ass of this idiot. He pissed with his pants down at the urinals and this black kid started laughing and the others joined in and they whipped him. I remember I got mad, after watching. It was funny until he couldn’t breath and got hot and wet from screaming and crying. His name was Richard.
My cousin is a retard and a youth minister. One day I’ll have a heart attack or a stroke, and maybe somebody will think I am a retard as I roll around with a frozen, spastic face, and I will be.
Write down:
I am Wee Todd
repeat.
Yours truly,
Corky Thatcher.
While you slopes were trying to figure who had the nobbiest head I went for a long drug-fueled walk from St. John the Divine to St. Mark’s place, meeting 2 times with random street people, including Victor, who I met last year at Sheridan Square, whose face was covered in slime, panting and whining that “the wind is cold, the wind is cold, the wind is cold…” He’s thinner, he marches past people with grace, his attention focused on movement, his bone thin head covered in a Jets green ski-cap. When he says Brett Farvre his teeth fall out. I always tell people that when I met him it was like I met a ghost. The other street person was this tiny ranting man on 58st. Well dressed, piss-wreaking. We walked for several blocks together, he spoke a language I couldn’t understand, he yelled a lot but wasn’t angry, just ranting, confused. His eyes were really close together and his shoes were too big.
When I was in junior high my mom worked at my school with the retards. There were a few with palsy, some with large heads. They were always fucking. I knew normal kids who fucked them. At Christmas they got extra attention. In my elementary school I remember a crew of boys whipping the ass of this idiot. He pissed with his pants down at the urinals and this black kid started laughing and the others joined in and they whipped him. I remember I got mad, after watching. It was funny until he couldn’t breath and got hot and wet from screaming and crying. His name was Richard.
My cousin is a retard and a youth minister. One day I’ll have a heart attack or a stroke, and maybe somebody will think I am a retard as I roll around with a frozen, spastic face, and I will be.
Write down:
I am Wee Todd
repeat.
Yours truly,
Corky Thatcher.
my meanness contest entry:
posting pics of your goddam retarded father isnt gonna make you feel any more competent jeremy. you’re a shitty writer, everything you’ve very written is shitty, you will never be remembered and you know it. you are a completly worthless fucker who posts on html giant because you have no friends, no girlfriend, or boyfriend, you goddam homo, and no one who cares about your opinion or cares that you’re alive. does this make you feel adequate. criticizing others? does it make you feel good. i hope so because you’re never gonna do shit with the rest of your life. you are a waste of perfectly good space that could be taken up by more of those retards from your family photos, who, i am certiain, would live more productive lives then you. FUCK OFF.
my meanness contest entry:
posting pics of your goddam retarded father isnt gonna make you feel any more competent jeremy. you’re a shitty writer, everything you’ve very written is shitty, you will never be remembered and you know it. you are a completly worthless fucker who posts on html giant because you have no friends, no girlfriend, or boyfriend, you goddam homo, and no one who cares about your opinion or cares that you’re alive. does this make you feel adequate. criticizing others? does it make you feel good. i hope so because you’re never gonna do shit with the rest of your life. you are a waste of perfectly good space that could be taken up by more of those retards from your family photos, who, i am certiain, would live more productive lives then you. FUCK OFF.
barry,
space by definition is perfect. this is a good entry.
we have until thursday people.
let’s see some A game.
barry,
space by definition is perfect. this is a good entry.
we have until thursday people.
let’s see some A game.
Your post about Ryan Manning was unnecessary, and I think you know it.
This post on Blake strikes me as indirectly compensatory. I don’t believe in ‘selfless-promotional activity.’ I believe this is a political act. Like, you’re thinking, ‘if I do this I’ll appear to be a better guy with a genuine concern for the community who isn’t really just a self loathing hater, or who can take what he dishes out,’ or whatever.
Reading the comments, I think that people are responding in a way that says: ‘I am worried about Jereme dragging his anger and psychodrama all over these pages,’ or: ‘I am worried that this makes the website ridiculous and irrelevant.’
Also, your blog. I went to your blog and there was too much text. I scrolled down a bit and read this: “here is a small piece of flash fiction or something:”
The top banner was shitty looking and had your name on it.
I concluded that you have bad taste.
Your post about Ryan Manning was unnecessary, and I think you know it.
This post on Blake strikes me as indirectly compensatory. I don’t believe in ‘selfless-promotional activity.’ I believe this is a political act. Like, you’re thinking, ‘if I do this I’ll appear to be a better guy with a genuine concern for the community who isn’t really just a self loathing hater, or who can take what he dishes out,’ or whatever.
Reading the comments, I think that people are responding in a way that says: ‘I am worried about Jereme dragging his anger and psychodrama all over these pages,’ or: ‘I am worried that this makes the website ridiculous and irrelevant.’
Also, your blog. I went to your blog and there was too much text. I scrolled down a bit and read this: “here is a small piece of flash fiction or something:”
The top banner was shitty looking and had your name on it.
I concluded that you have bad taste.
thank you adam. this is good.
oh and fyi, fuck the community. i hate you all.
thank you adam. this is good.
oh and fyi, fuck the community. i hate you all.
jereme, stop being a lazy slag and name me a winner so we all can move on with our lives…
oh, wait…
jereme, stop being a lazy slag and name me a winner so we all can move on with our lives…
oh, wait…