May 22nd, 2009 / 2:47 pm
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Matthew Simmons
Author Spotlight
TARGET: Shorts!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN35-NWUzWM
Spotted in attic where Gene goes to escape from “the kids” and “the wife,” probably: Target shorts. Pepsi Max in bottles?
Tags: Gene Morgan's Twitter Feed Press, ryan call
wow, i think the best poetry here is when gene says “you are going to have a mortgage”
then he goes into his mind a little
his expression changes
$$$
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welcome to 26 ryan. now grow a beard.
wow, i think the best poetry here is when gene says “you are going to have a mortgage”
then he goes into his mind a little
his expression changes
$$$
***
welcome to 26 ryan. now grow a beard.
Nine years, 359 days.
Nine years, 359 days.
Is Gene wearing critter shorts? Are those little whales or golf clubs or something?
I have critter pants.
They’re dog shorts. From Target.
I live in a gay neighborhood, so I still have an edge.
They’re dog shorts. From Target.
I live in a gay neighborhood, so I still have an edge.
I have dog pants, martini glass pants, peacock pants…that’s it. Three pairs of critter pants.
Called it!
Called it!
stussy
wait, sorry, mosimo
stussy
wait, sorry, mosimo
thanks jereme. i cant grow a beard. its too patchy.
thanks jereme. i cant grow a beard. its too patchy.
gene’s hard look made me giggle good
this should be a weekly powow
gene’s hard look made me giggle good
this should be a weekly powow
New “Amazon product comments as art” product here.
Totally want to buy this for Gene.
“This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.”
—Five Star review
“They SAY it’s three wolves, but how do we know it’s not the same wolf from three different angles? We cannot assume they’d be above airbrushing or the use of creative lighting just to save on wolves…”
—One Star review
“I ordered this shirt for my brother’s birthday and it only had TWO wolves on it. When I called Amazon customer service they informed me that the third wolf was on back order. They said the could ship me out another moon, but that would make for a ridiculous t-shirt. ”
—One Star review
New “Amazon product comments as art” product here.
Totally want to buy this for Gene.
“This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.”
—Five Star review
“They SAY it’s three wolves, but how do we know it’s not the same wolf from three different angles? We cannot assume they’d be above airbrushing or the use of creative lighting just to save on wolves…”
—One Star review
“I ordered this shirt for my brother’s birthday and it only had TWO wolves on it. When I called Amazon customer service they informed me that the third wolf was on back order. They said the could ship me out another moon, but that would make for a ridiculous t-shirt. ”
—One Star review
as you know, I love fake amazon reviews. Thanks for this.
Nobody has mortgages in France.
Nobody has mortgages in France.
I agree.
+ Ryan’s hard beer drinking was spot on.
I agree.
+ Ryan’s hard beer drinking was spot on.
i understand.
i understand.
Oh, fuck.
“These are sad and horrible times.”
Oh, fuck.
“These are sad and horrible times.”