……All Day I Will Fuck Poetry like Hiromi’s Tongue– Ito, Ito, Ito, Ito, Ito……
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today is National Dress up Your Pet Day (ok, sure, come here, doggie)
today is also National Hot Pastrami Sandwich Day (yeah, I’m hungry. sure, why not)
and (sigh) today is National Poetry at Work Day (knife in stomach)
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