Behind the Scenes
Alternative Names for “The Guggenheim”
The Googleheim
The Googleshine
The Google Doctrine Display
Maker’s Mark presents “The Guggenheim”
The Gigglebutt
Gmail Chat
The Guggenhymie
The Guggenwop
The Windowchime
The Bitchenheim
The Windowbitch
The Googlehymen
The Bitchhymen
The Hymenbitch
The Hymenbond
The Boddington’s Pub Ale
The window maker
Capitol Hill
Boston Market
Mike Higgins
Baskin Robbins
Richard Yates
Coors Banquet
The Jewgenheim
The Lugerheim
Peter Luger Steakhouse
Pierre Lungenheim
Paul Gauguinheim
Grass grave, Greeny mine
Gruellygrime
Give Me Mine
Chosen Time
The End of Rhyme
Lost in Thyme
Lost in Space
Graceful Wine
Goody-Goody Google Time
Bud Light with Lime
Give Me Death or Give Me Crime
Orange Rind
Malaise Whine
Leading Lady Loving Cock
A Fellow by the Name of “Joshua Terrytown”
The Gouche ’n Stuff
Grope and Grin
Chinaman’s Delight
Anal Gazing
Blazing Glazed Anus
Istanbul
Fight Club
The Chicken Shit
The Salt Display
The Mining Town
The Gowanus Mobile
Frank’s House of Jazz
The Michener Oeuvre
Planck’s Constant
Ovarian Testaverde
168 7th avenue
whole foods
The Holy Diver
The Unlikely Combo
Arby’s Breakfast
Hardy’s
The Sticky Sandwich
The Uncorrected Galley
The Untied Testicles
The Pigeon Index
SHOCKtober Museum
I Am Like Friday When I’m Tired
I Am Shocked on Fridays and in Several Months of the Year upon Hearing Unexpected News such as the First Successful Treatment for HIV
HIV Is Essentially an Anagram of VH1
I-Say-Weird-Words-All-the-Time
Compiled via email and text between May 2010 to February 2011
Tags: The Guggenheim
lol, “the boddington’s pub ale”
The Loogeyheim
Did you check out that haunted house installment at the Bougiemanheim
Did you check out that bully installment at the Noogieheim
Did you check out that Green Day installement at the Dookieheim, it’s right next to Limp Bizkit’s installment at the Nookieheim
Did you check out that Japanese expression of affection at the SukiSukiheim
Oh yeah I just got a short term job over at the Gigenheim
Where should we go to walk off this hangover to avoid the alternative of feeling bad about staying in and watching Simpsons reruns until we go out drinking again tonight
Did you let 100 ride on the Mavs at Bookieheim
I would have if I had made it to Bookieheimintime
Not me; I was dreading Comebackfortheagesheim ’til the fourth quarter
Now I actually feel a scrap of a smidge of a trace of an iota of compassion for Southbeachtalentheim
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I miss Fullstoppunctuationheim
After a day of bad, saucy art: The Raguggenheimlich Maneuver.
Steve Cooganheim?
mcaf.ee/b5e0c
heh heh