June 21st, 2011 / 5:11 pm
Behind the Scenes

Borders is drunk

Just looking at this spam email Borders sent out in the night, trying to sell, wine. Just looking at it.

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10 Comments

  1. postitbreakup

      weird and sad

  2. Frank Tas, the Raptor

      Next it’s nice liquor, then not so nice liquor, then “swill” liquor, then knock-off 5-hour energy drinks in bulk, then mouthwash, and finally the domain name gets sold to a pro-immigration organization.

  3. Frank Tas, the Raptor

      Next it’s nice liquor, then not so nice liquor, then “swill” liquor, then knock-off 5-hour energy drinks in bulk, then mouthwash, and finally the domain name gets sold to a pro-immigration organization.

  4. postitbreakup

      “visas, buy 2 get the 3rd free with our rewards program.  enjoy seattle’s best brand coffee while your bags are searched”

  5. Anonymous

      wine69wine? 69wine69!

  6. nick

      on the topic of spam, what the hell is this doing at the bottom of the page (noticed it for a couple weeks now)? 

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  7. nick

      only with links attached

  8. postitbreakup

      most readers of HTMLGiant have eye-poking hard-ons for literature at all times.

      for you less turgidly tumescent folks, Viagra has kindly agreed to sponsor the engorgement of your fleshclamation points for nary more than a click.

      *

      blue balls heavy with inspiration,
      i moan for no more hesitation 
      i am craving art’s detonation

      but that’s the problem with expectation, 
      because this pencil’s dribble earns no commendation:
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      i’m calling for a lit castration

  9. Trey

      what browser do you use? I don’t see that ever in safari

  10. Amy L.

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