Contests
Giveaway of Daniel Bailey’s Hallelujah, Giant Space Wolf
I have an extra copy or two of Daniel Bailey’s brand new and very excellent Hallelujah, Giant Space Wolf, now out from Mammoth Editions. Leave a comment and I’ll randomly select a winner to receive.
“I don’t know how many poets could write a book bringing together meth, Barney, racecars, black metal, God, and the Lakers in one massive feral hymn, but Daniel Bailey is the only one I’d trust. Water into wine is fine but this man can do it to dogshit. Hallelujah Giant Space Wolf is hilarious and true and beautiful. Hail holy spazzlord Bailey.” —Blake Butler
“If Daniel Bailey’s poems were people, they would be the kind of people that you love to get drunk with but you’re always a little afraid that they might try to slit your throat. When you tell them about Emily Dickinson feeling the top of her head come off, they reach for a saw. Still, you can’t help but love them. They’re a blast! They’re always a step away from going to jail or running into your parents or causing you to rearrange the furniture in your loneliest apartment. Daniel Bailey’s poem-people are in a gang called The Space Wolves and they are really, really excited about learning something from this terrible, amazing, gigantic world, even if that means that we’ll need a mop for all of the blood.” —Peter Davis, author of Poetry! Poetry! Poetry!
don’t pick this comment, i already have the book
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What an awesome fucking title!
I miss contests!
sounds COOL
Hi I’ll have a copy if you pick me, makes sense. Loved the drunk things. This looks good.
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what is it about?
It would be cool to read this book.
blake pick dan
Sounds interesting.
this book’s suuuuuuuuuuper great! it’ll put a ghost in dat dick and a beer in
that ghost’s dick.don’t pick me, i already have it.
just wanted to hype.
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i made a gif hoping to win a book
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i read some daniel bailey before and it was really good
poems are people, poems are people!
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All giant space wolves should be named Hallelujah
R.I.P. O.D.B.
YES
Pick this comment. It is awesome.
I just ate The Box combo from Canes. And then I got a medium pizza and I ate half of that. I smoked a little. See what happens kids?
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I would appreciate another Blake Butler-approved book to read.
space wolves sound good
OK I’ll take it.
send me that fucking book you fuck oh never mind
gosh, i won the last (ken baumann’s) random give-away . . . what are the oddz???
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interview with dan about space wolf and lots of other shit here:
http://dogzplotnews.blogspot.com/2012/04/author-interview-daniel-bailey.html
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I would like some poems too
Please? :/
werdfert, you were selected randomly as the winner, please mail your address to blake at htmlgiant dot come
The Incestuous Courtship of the Antichrist’s Bride
“Sugar and spice,” Lamia says. She efficiently plucks the ….
contentedly slurping away on her strawberry milkshake. Because he wasn’t
ready to ….. It’s reasonable to assume you’re maybe not a zero on the
Kinsey scale.” “Oh fuck you,” Dean …
I love the space wolf. I want to ride in one’s mouth too.
Just ordered. Tx.
I might be too late. I’ll have to remember this one (the title helps) . . .
Is this contest already over? I loved the Drunk Sonnets and can’t wait to get my hands on this one