December 1st, 2011 / 1:46 pm
Contests

ToBS R1: work at Best Buy vs. undergrad Lit 101 adjunct

[Matchup #6 in Tournament of Bookshit]

BECAUSE OF DIRECT HORROR: THESE THOUGHTS CRIPPLE A FLAG AT THE SIGHT OF MONEY, THE WILL TO EXPLAIN, TO FLAP A SALE – I MEAN NIHILISM STANDS ABOVE THE FEELING ATHEISM TOO CLOSE TO ANY BELIEF I MEAN ALL GROUPS DON’T EXIST OUTSIDE THEIR DOOKIE NOTHING IS WORTH BUILDING A COMMUNITY ABOUT BECAUSE WE CAN’T STOP BEING PEOPLE SOME DISEASES ROCK YOU TOW THE LINE SKIPPING POPES DO THEIR FLEAS I AM SO FAR BELOW I AM THE SCALE CHAFED BY ASKING GREAT WRITERS I WILL FURTHER YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH MURDER HOLOCAUST WHATEVER SAYS ‘I AM’ SMOTHER YOUR SPERM BEFORE THEY EXIT SWIPE THE SLIT REAL WAG CONDUCT THE BABIES FROM YOUR ANUS DIP THEIR MUSIC PLEASE HUGS I ONLY WORSHIP ACCIDENTS AND CRACKROCK ANY ADULT WANTS TO CONVINCE YOUR MONIES HIS LACK OF DANCE MEANS WINNING ALL PHILOSOPHY IS CASTRATION ANYONE BORN IS A POSSIBLE RHETORICIAN AND MUST THEREFORE BE SHRED INSIDE THEIR CRIB PLEASE EMAIL ME (TANGOROBOT@GMAIL.COM) A LOCATION TO MEET THERE AND DISCUSS I AM WEAK AND ALWAYS ARMED MOTHERFUCK HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY?

Sean Kilpatrick

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WINNER: BEST BUY

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15 Comments

  1. Scott Riley Irvine

      Oh shit, first place.

  2. lorian long

      I ONLY WORSHIP ACCIDENTS AND CRACKROCK

      i want sean kilpatrick to write my wedding vows

  3. Frank Tas, the Raptor

      Sean, this is great, and I love you, but I really needed you to pick adjunct.

  4. Scott mcclanahan

      This may be the first rational argument I’ve ever read.

  5. Scott Riley Irvine

      I’m not sure how anyone could see Works at Best Buy not winning this one.

  6. Frank Tas, the Raptor

      All the people I know who work at Best Buy either drive tricked-out Civics or take the study of electric bass way too seriously. I couldn’t honorably associate it with bookshit.

  7. barry

      sean, you motherfucker. respectfully, bg. 

  8. Lincoln Michel

      I’m surprised that only one person is 6/6 so far.

  9. Nate

      Already lost. ALREADY LOST.

  10. Tummler

      Killin’ it.

  11. Leapsloth14

      Where’s the love for adjuncts?

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