January 19th, 2010 / 4:30 pm
Contests
Jimmy Chen
Contests
When Authors Get Hungry
Death in Venison
War and Peas
The Flan Almost Rises
The Unbearable Lightness of Beans
Chow Mein Kampf
Moby Duck
Finnegans Wok
Animal Farm 2
Freshly rejected from McSweeney’s lists, oh how we all try. Figured I’d do something productive with it. More please — the person who does my favorite gets a “free” guest post on whatever they want, so long as it’s not mean spirited and not “not safe for wok.”
The Nagger of the Narcissus
The Nagger of the Narcissus
Catsup on the Rye
The Cod Delusion
The Unbearable Lightness of Beignets
To Grill a Mockingbird
A Confederacy of Dunkins’
Catsup on the Rye
The Cod Delusion
The Unbearable Lightness of Beignets
To Grill a Mockingbird
A Confederacy of Dunkins’
For Whom the Bell Tolls
For Whom the Bell Tolls
White Nicoise
The Restraint of Beets
The Bonfire of the Crudites
London Field Greens
Fight Club Sandwich
James Michener’s Baked Alaska
Jonathan Livingston Chilean Sea Bass
Will You Please Pass the Hummus, Please?
White Nicoise
The Restraint of Beets
The Bonfire of the Crudites
London Field Greens
Fight Club Sandwich
James Michener’s Baked Alaska
Jonathan Livingston Chilean Sea Bass
Will You Please Pass the Hummus, Please?
What We Talk About When We Talk About Spuds
The English Muffin
On the Roll
What We Talk About When We Talk About Spuds
The English Muffin
On the Roll
Fear and Loathing in Mostacholi
Fear and Loathing in Mostacholi
Interrogative Food
PoBoy’s Complaint
Interrogative Food
PoBoy’s Complaint
Ham on Pie.
Ham on Pie.
iseewhatyoudidthere
iseewhatyoudidthere
A Jello Course
We Did Corn
A Jello Course
We Did Corn
the lamb shank redemption
the lamb shank redemption
The Man Who Was Thirsty
The Man Who Was Thirsty
a heartbreaking work of staggering potato
the scarlet lentils
tender is the veal
to eat a mockingbird
the collected sandwiches of frank o’hara
fellowship of the onion ring
one hundred beefs of solitude
if upon a winter’s night a chicken pot pie
the buffet is illuminated
i am going to clone a sheep then kill the sheep and eat it
you are a little bit hungrier than i am
scorch apple
slaughterhouse beef
a heartbreaking work of staggering potato
the scarlet lentils
tender is the veal
to eat a mockingbird
the collected sandwiches of frank o’hara
fellowship of the onion ring
one hundred beefs of solitude
if upon a winter’s night a chicken pot pie
the buffet is illuminated
i am going to clone a sheep then kill the sheep and eat it
you are a little bit hungrier than i am
scorch apple
slaughterhouse beef
Ulyssauce
House of Beefs
Lord of Onion Rings
Or, if you want, a magazine “Be-liver sausage”
lord of the onion rings
the bakers karamazov
the lord of the fries
of rice and men
life of pie
wow. this is really fun…
Ulyssauce
House of Beefs
Lord of Onion Rings
Or, if you want, a magazine “Be-liver sausage”
lord of the onion rings
the bakers karamazov
the lord of the fries
of rice and men
life of pie
wow. this is really fun…
opps – sorry Merzmensch.
opps – sorry Merzmensch.
With Beer
With Beer
House of Olives
The Bluest Pie
Flatbreadland
Moby Spotted Dick
The Audacity of Soup
Scrumptiousness: a User’s Guide
Kitchen in the Rye
The Right Stuffed Mushrooms
The Last Samosa
100 Years of Soul Food
Love in the Time of Cauliflower
Distant Starkist
The Savage Confections
House of Olives
The Bluest Pie
Flatbreadland
Moby Spotted Dick
The Audacity of Soup
Scrumptiousness: a User’s Guide
Kitchen in the Rye
The Right Stuffed Mushrooms
The Last Samosa
100 Years of Soul Food
Love in the Time of Cauliflower
Distant Starkist
The Savage Confections
No problem :-)
That’s, what C.G.Jung calls “synchronism”
Making Shapely Gravy
A Farewell to Yams
To Kill and Lightly Saute a Mockingbird
As I Lay Eating
Finnegan’s Cake
No problem :-)
That’s, what C.G.Jung calls “synchronism”
Making Shapely Gravy
A Farewell to Yams
To Kill and Lightly Saute a Mockingbird
As I Lay Eating
Finnegan’s Cake
McSweeney’s, eat your heart out.
That’s not a title, that’s a comment!
McSweeney’s, eat your heart out.
That’s not a title, that’s a comment!
The Holy Liable
Shoplifting from American Psycho
The Holy Liable
Shoplifting from American Psycho
TRISTRAM SANDWICH
GILES GOAT-CHEESE
THE GRAPES OF WRATH
TRISTRAM SANDWICH
GILES GOAT-CHEESE
THE GRAPES OF WRATH
A Supposedly Outstanding Pâté I’ll Never Order Again
A Handful of Crust
The Man Who Loved Chitterlings
One Flew Into the Glutton’s Mouth
The Bottom Feeder Who Thought He Was Scrod
Rabbit, Roast
Falafels Fall Apart
Bacon and Fixins
The Brief Wondrous Shelf Life of a Tub of Cottage Cheese
A Good Scent from a Strange Oven
Kamby Bologna Lean Liver
A Supposedly Outstanding Pâté I’ll Never Order Again
A Handful of Crust
The Man Who Loved Chitterlings
One Flew Into the Glutton’s Mouth
The Bottom Feeder Who Thought He Was Scrod
Rabbit, Roast
Falafels Fall Apart
Bacon and Fixins
The Brief Wondrous Shelf Life of a Tub of Cottage Cheese
A Good Scent from a Strange Oven
Kamby Bologna Lean Liver
! I meant *The Bottom Feeder Who Wanted To Be Scrod
! I meant *The Bottom Feeder Who Wanted To Be Scrod
The Remains of the Danish
The Diary of Anne’s Frankfurter
If On a Winter’s Night a Travel Mug
How to Win Friends and Eat People: Essays on Cannibalism
Babka on the Shore
In Search of Lost Fries
Gravity’s Rainbow Sprinkles
The Brief and Wondrous Life of Bambi’s Mom
The Remains of the Danish
The Diary of Anne’s Frankfurter
If On a Winter’s Night a Travel Mug
How to Win Friends and Eat People: Essays on Cannibalism
Babka on the Shore
In Search of Lost Fries
Gravity’s Rainbow Sprinkles
The Brief and Wondrous Life of Bambi’s Mom
i like ‘chow mein kampf’
i like ‘chow mein kampf’
Infinite IndiJestion
Zeituna, by Dave “Over Easy” Eggers
A Million Little Pizzas
Infinite IndiJestion
Zeituna, by Dave “Over Easy” Eggers
A Million Little Pizzas
Bird Recipes of America
A Good Sandwich is Hard to Find
Everything is Illuminated Under Heat Lamps at McDonald’s
Bird Recipes of America
A Good Sandwich is Hard to Find
Everything is Illuminated Under Heat Lamps at McDonald’s
naked lunch
the grapes of wrath
breakfast of champions
ham on rye
in watermelon sugar
naked lunch
the grapes of wrath
breakfast of champions
ham on rye
in watermelon sugar
i think to grill a mockingbird is my favorite.
i think to grill a mockingbird is my favorite.
I don’t have any Pizza so shut up, or social romanticism
The Cheese Orgy (that’s appropriated, Linh Dinh)
The Tennis Court Okra
The Death of Bunny Calzone
And the Ass saw the Angel, and ate the Angel
Yeast of Eden
The Good German Sausage
Rupert the Beer
I don’t have any Pizza so shut up, or social romanticism
The Cheese Orgy (that’s appropriated, Linh Dinh)
The Tennis Court Okra
The Death of Bunny Calzone
And the Ass saw the Angel, and ate the Angel
Yeast of Eden
The Good German Sausage
Rupert the Beer
Aristruedel’s Poetictacs
A Beef History of Thyme
Bleu the Cooking Class
Nineteen-Eighty-Fortune Cookies
Cookwith Orange
The Oxtail Children
Tipping the Red Velvet Cake
Draculatte
Springrolls and All
The Secret Garden Salad
The Rocky Road
All the Pretty Courses
The Fifty-Year Swordfish
Voltiramisu’s Candied
Oedible Rex
Republic my Plato
Aristruedel’s Poetictacs
A Beef History of Thyme
Bleu the Cooking Class
Nineteen-Eighty-Fortune Cookies
Cookwith Orange
The Oxtail Children
Tipping the Red Velvet Cake
Draculatte
Springrolls and All
The Secret Garden Salad
The Rocky Road
All the Pretty Courses
The Fifty-Year Swordfish
Voltiramisu’s Candied
Oedible Rex
Republic my Plato
Romeo and Julie ate
The Merchant of Venison
Pear I diced lost
The Croissant of Ham
Middlemargarine
Tart of Darkness
The Fetamorphosis
The Taste Land
Romeo and Julie ate
The Merchant of Venison
Pear I diced lost
The Croissant of Ham
Middlemargarine
Tart of Darkness
The Fetamorphosis
The Taste Land
Song of Salmon
Vat’s Ladle
Lolitater tot
The Hobbite
Of Human Bondaged cheddar
Tartarzan of the Crepes
Don Quihotlinks
Song of Salmon
Vat’s Ladle
Lolitater tot
The Hobbite
Of Human Bondaged cheddar
Tartarzan of the Crepes
Don Quihotlinks
great beefs
catcher in the beef
beef 22
breakfast of beef
no beef for old men
the diving beef and the butterbeef
fahrenheit beef
we beef me apart
beef4 you she was a pitbull
beef everybody
a good man is hard to beef
the beef suit
a beef horse
everything was fine until beef
what is the beef
the beef songs
the battlefield where the moon says i love beef
beef boxes
beef mustache
beef in the trees
in cold beef
great beefs
catcher in the beef
beef 22
breakfast of beef
no beef for old men
the diving beef and the butterbeef
fahrenheit beef
we beef me apart
beef4 you she was a pitbull
beef everybody
a good man is hard to beef
the beef suit
a beef horse
everything was fine until beef
what is the beef
the beef songs
the battlefield where the moon says i love beef
beef boxes
beef mustache
beef in the trees
in cold beef
This is awesome!
This is awesome!
the calvino is so great.
the calvino is so great.
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ya’ da bes’, jimmy.
ya’ da bes’, jimmy.
a nice day for banana bread.
a nice day for banana bread.
A Feast of Snacks
A Feast of Snacks
Chilli Scenes of Winter
A Cake at the Top of the Stairs
Pear and Trembling
A French Fry in the House of Love
The Master and a Margarita Pizza
Pan-Fried (by Knut Hamsun)
A Food School
Norwegian Food
Cold Water Biscuits
The Yeast-er Parade
Hangover Rice Crispie Square(s)
The Faber Book of Contemporary Stories about Childfood
At Swim-Two-Burgers
Letters to a Young Poached Egg
The Burgers Karamazov
Chilli Scenes of Winter
A Cake at the Top of the Stairs
Pear and Trembling
A French Fry in the House of Love
The Master and a Margarita Pizza
Pan-Fried (by Knut Hamsun)
A Food School
Norwegian Food
Cold Water Biscuits
The Yeast-er Parade
Hangover Rice Crispie Square(s)
The Faber Book of Contemporary Stories about Childfood
At Swim-Two-Burgers
Letters to a Young Poached Egg
The Burgers Karamazov
Dear Mr. Compote
Dear Mr. Compote