Haut or not
Haut or Not: Your Tattoo
One light hug from this “arm of wrath” and suddenly your vision of the future looks rather grim. Imagine this guy on a date: “Hey babe, let me get some more pasta for you, and yah, people are phony and socialist or something, and like the world is gonna end.” The Fountainhead and 1984 were both written as arguments against Socialism, though their meanings have been diluted to vague political restlessness in contemporary culture. I just typed “contemporary culture,” someone shoot me. My prob with books like this (‘cept Catcher – and what the hell is Perks?) is that their didactic agenda overshadows their artistic one. As for Choke and its author Chuck, dunno, that hyped up Red Bull-ish man/boy fascination with violent transgression just doesn’t do it for me.
Rating: Not
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I like The Crying of Lot 49, but really, the conspiracy should end on the last page. You just know this guy just loves it with an innocent non-Pynchonite asks “what is that?” And BAM – a forty-minute rant on post-modern dystopian literature, half-baked science, and freakin’ weed or something. Imagine this guy on a date: “Hey babe, please blow on my muted horn, it’s like a metaphor. I won’t make a sound.”
Rating: Not
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Much respect to Vonnegut, but I’m a little weary of his readership; these results for “literary tattoo” suggests either impulsiveness or undying devotion, both of which are scary. It’s littered with Slaughterhouse Five’s “so it goes,” the tombstone, and the ass-asterisk. Certain readerships just weird me out, like Vonnegut’s, S. Thompson’s, Burrough’s, Ann Rand’s, and Anais Nin’s. Just seems kinda emotional, you know? They say everyone killed themselves when that Werther book came out, but that was Europe, and they do things differently there. Yes, writing should evoke emotion, devotion even, but I’m not about to run out and get a tattoo of “Longfellow” on my prick right? I mean, there’s not enough space. Ouch!
Rating: Not
Tags: literary tattoo
I’m gonna go with Perks meaning The Perks of Being a Wallflower.
I’m gonna go with Perks meaning The Perks of Being a Wallflower.
Now you’ve gone too far. Look up George Orwell’s political leanings. I’m kind of upset that you wrote that “1984 was written as an argument against socialism.” 1984 was an argument against Stalinism. George Orwell, better known as , fought in the Spanish revolution with a regiment of SOCIALISTS. He wrote a book about it called “Homage to Catalonia.” I’m kind of disgusted that I knew these things at 13 and at 21 I’m teaching someone so often heralded as an intelligent member of the (albeit self-proclaimed) “well-adjusted” middle-class. Damn, dude. Seriously. Orwell despised Stalin and wasn’t alone in so doing among the left of his day. One thing he was alone in was doing something about it. At the same time he believed in the cause of social justice and the ultimate future of humanity as a communal, not savage, entity of pious compassion. It’s been so long. I am kind of interested now to re-read Catalonia again, but I have so much on my plate this year as reading goes. Always loved it though. Lucky for you, you can read it for free from Gutenberg on your iPhone.
Now you’ve gone too far. Look up George Orwell’s political leanings. I’m kind of upset that you wrote that “1984 was written as an argument against socialism.” 1984 was an argument against Stalinism. George Orwell, better known as , fought in the Spanish revolution with a regiment of SOCIALISTS. He wrote a book about it called “Homage to Catalonia.” I’m kind of disgusted that I knew these things at 13 and at 21 I’m teaching someone so often heralded as an intelligent member of the (albeit self-proclaimed) “well-adjusted” middle-class. Damn, dude. Seriously. Orwell despised Stalin and wasn’t alone in so doing among the left of his day. One thing he was alone in was doing something about it. At the same time he believed in the cause of social justice and the ultimate future of humanity as a communal, not savage, entity of pious compassion. It’s been so long. I am kind of interested now to re-read Catalonia again, but I have so much on my plate this year as reading goes. Always loved it though. Lucky for you, you can read it for free from Gutenberg on your iPhone.
Blair. Eric Arthur Blair. Tired and retarded, but still right about this.
Blair. Eric Arthur Blair. Tired and retarded, but still right about this.
More Jimmy Chen.
More Jimmy Chen.
man i am in agreement with paul. you went way too far on this one jimmy.
stupid middle class asshole.
man i am in agreement with paul. you went way too far on this one jimmy.
stupid middle class asshole.
hi PHM,
i guess what i meant was ‘big government,’ which in my mind is socialism. communism and totalitarianism is an extreme version of that. sorry if we have different political understandings. you’re at war, i’m at work. go figure. and i don’t have an iPhone, i have a cheap Nokia that you get free w/ AT&T. but i am well-adjusted and middle-class, feels awesome.
hi PHM,
i guess what i meant was ‘big government,’ which in my mind is socialism. communism and totalitarianism is an extreme version of that. sorry if we have different political understandings. you’re at war, i’m at work. go figure. and i don’t have an iPhone, i have a cheap Nokia that you get free w/ AT&T. but i am well-adjusted and middle-class, feels awesome.
as i was writing this post, i thought “i bet people are going to get on my case for mentioning socialism because the best way to get someone upset is to talk about politics and religion,” and then i thought “it’s okay.”
i’m actually upper middle class. i was raised in a large house in suburban california. i got 200 dollars each new ‘season’ to buy clothes and school supplies in junior high. my dad paid for my college, and gave me some money when i graduated. i have no loans and am not in debt. i have a absurd office job that pays okay. i enjoy traveling, good wine, good cheese, and living a fairly obscure and leisurely life. i am living inside a Manet painting.
as i was writing this post, i thought “i bet people are going to get on my case for mentioning socialism because the best way to get someone upset is to talk about politics and religion,” and then i thought “it’s okay.”
i’m actually upper middle class. i was raised in a large house in suburban california. i got 200 dollars each new ‘season’ to buy clothes and school supplies in junior high. my dad paid for my college, and gave me some money when i graduated. i have no loans and am not in debt. i have a absurd office job that pays okay. i enjoy traveling, good wine, good cheese, and living a fairly obscure and leisurely life. i am living inside a Manet painting.
oh jimmy. i was baiting paul.
come on now. you should know me better.
hey let’s talk shit on people via our synced iphones or something.
oh jimmy. i was baiting paul.
come on now. you should know me better.
hey let’s talk shit on people via our synced iphones or something.
oh yah i forgot, you and paul are htmlg comment enemies, should have applied context. good job jereme, you are subtle.
oh yah i forgot, you and paul are htmlg comment enemies, should have applied context. good job jereme, you are subtle.
I always hated “Haut or Not” but this time it’s pretty interesting, and I agree that by this point in time The Fountainhead and 1984 are pretty much the literary equivalent of Che Guevera t-shirts. There’s something really sad about tattooing your myspace/facebook favorite books list onto your arm, especially when the books are so lame. I also think that “Perks” must be Perks of Being a Wallflower and would therefore guess the person whose tattoo that is must be less than 21 years old.
I always hated “Haut or Not” but this time it’s pretty interesting, and I agree that by this point in time The Fountainhead and 1984 are pretty much the literary equivalent of Che Guevera t-shirts. There’s something really sad about tattooing your myspace/facebook favorite books list onto your arm, especially when the books are so lame. I also think that “Perks” must be Perks of Being a Wallflower and would therefore guess the person whose tattoo that is must be less than 21 years old.
yeah i was trying something “new”. i don’t think you are a stupid middle class asshole.
maybe just a classy asshole.
yeah i was trying something “new”. i don’t think you are a stupid middle class asshole.
maybe just a classy asshole.
“choke” was a piece of shit. it’s hard for me to actually hate a book, but that book sucked so hard.
“choke” was a piece of shit. it’s hard for me to actually hate a book, but that book sucked so hard.
yeah, hah, that huxley, such a lamer.
yeah, hah, that huxley, such a lamer.
You should get an iPhone.
You should get an iPhone.
i liked this post. i like haut or not.
i liked this post. i like haut or not.
PHM beat me to it. Orwell considered himself a socialist.
PHM beat me to it. Orwell considered himself a socialist.
Hey Jimmy,
Does this mean I should reconsider my plan to tattoo “one simply had to deal with Janet differently now that she was a ho” across my asshole?
i don’t have any lit. ink, but i do have a few lines from songs.
Hey Jimmy,
Does this mean I should reconsider my plan to tattoo “one simply had to deal with Janet differently now that she was a ho” across my asshole?
i don’t have any lit. ink, but i do have a few lines from songs.
is it bleached yet?
is it bleached yet?
Those books are so beautiful and leather-bound!
Those books are so beautiful and leather-bound!
Why does everything this PHM girl write annoy the shit out of me???
Why does everything this PHM girl write annoy the shit out of me???
Do people at war have a lot of down time?
I’m not trying to be rude, but it seems to me that PHM does a lot of bloggin’ and stuff for someone at war.
Which, hey, more power to him, but it kind of gives me less respect for people at war.
Like do you clock in at war? Are there coffee breaks? Does everyone at war have an I-Phone?
Everyone I know that went over to this was is already back state side. They didn’t blog while they were gone. Has war changed in the past couple years?
Would I go to war for an I-phone?
Do people at war have a lot of down time?
I’m not trying to be rude, but it seems to me that PHM does a lot of bloggin’ and stuff for someone at war.
Which, hey, more power to him, but it kind of gives me less respect for people at war.
Like do you clock in at war? Are there coffee breaks? Does everyone at war have an I-Phone?
Everyone I know that went over to this was is already back state side. They didn’t blog while they were gone. Has war changed in the past couple years?
Would I go to war for an I-phone?
At the time he wrote “1984,” Orwell was an anti-communist, pro-imperialist Labourite social democrat whose writings were early ammunition in the Cold War.
At the time he wrote “1984,” Orwell was an anti-communist, pro-imperialist Labourite social democrat whose writings were early ammunition in the Cold War.
bac,
i know, right?
bac,
i know, right?
damn
pretty sure that vonnegut grave tattoo is on the arm of ed mccallister, who used to live in philly and work the counter at ‘gianna’s grille’ when i delivered pizzas there
damn, miss ed
damn
pretty sure that vonnegut grave tattoo is on the arm of ed mccallister, who used to live in philly and work the counter at ‘gianna’s grille’ when i delivered pizzas there
damn, miss ed
Books help people cope. Great writing gives weight to put complicated ideas in place. These people who got tattoos of book stuff were obviously moved. So be it.
Everybody on the planet is better off reading 1984 than not, Rand’s a better read for lonely elitists who are good at something and Vonnegut’s a chocolate coated horse pill.
Choke was probably the worst Palanihuihuiuk book. I enjoyed Survivor.
Books help people cope. Great writing gives weight to put complicated ideas in place. These people who got tattoos of book stuff were obviously moved. So be it.
Everybody on the planet is better off reading 1984 than not, Rand’s a better read for lonely elitists who are good at something and Vonnegut’s a chocolate coated horse pill.
Choke was probably the worst Palanihuihuiuk book. I enjoyed Survivor.
deep.
deep.
It’s a very confusing mix of ideologies.
Or maybe this person is getting a tattoo of every book they read and this is how far they’ve gotten so far?
It’s a very confusing mix of ideologies.
Or maybe this person is getting a tattoo of every book they read and this is how far they’ve gotten so far?
Uuuuhm, it’s about average…
Uuuuhm, it’s about average…
so hip right now
so hip right now
this was funny sorta; not so much now.
but whatever.
i only have freckles and can’t relate to an ‘inked-up culture.’
i make some fun of stuff sometimes, too though.
like really bland things or like things i really used to like.
this was funny sorta; not so much now.
but whatever.
i only have freckles and can’t relate to an ‘inked-up culture.’
i make some fun of stuff sometimes, too though.
like really bland things or like things i really used to like.
like, you know, whatever
like, you know, whatever
i used to think about getting literary tattoos but then i realized i didn’t want to be an asshole.
also, what is this jereme dean/ph madore fight about? i like a good lit fight. there haven’t been any good lit fights lately.
i used to think about getting literary tattoos but then i realized i didn’t want to be an asshole.
also, what is this jereme dean/ph madore fight about? i like a good lit fight. there haven’t been any good lit fights lately.
what does the phrase “gives weight to” mean? it’s so vague as to be useless. come on, speak normal english, not this cliche intellectual gobbelygook. you’re clearly smart enough to articulate your complex ideas w/out relying on rehearsed, vacant phrases.
what does the phrase “gives weight to” mean? it’s so vague as to be useless. come on, speak normal english, not this cliche intellectual gobbelygook. you’re clearly smart enough to articulate your complex ideas w/out relying on rehearsed, vacant phrases.
My apologies, I take short-cuts.
What I meant by give weight to means when you have all these ideas flying around like crazy, keeping you from getting sleep, jumbling around with other ideas on what you think is good or bad or right or wrong, and you’re not sure, then you read something, maybe a philosophy that someone’s puts a name to it, or it’s applied in the context of a fictional situation, and then you realize you’ve known something all along and reckon with it.
“Giving weight to a concept” is like grounding it, or putting it down, or anchoring it. Any way you want to put it right? It’s true, I was being condensed as hell or intentionally vague–leaving it for interpretation.
My apologies, I take short-cuts.
What I meant by give weight to means when you have all these ideas flying around like crazy, keeping you from getting sleep, jumbling around with other ideas on what you think is good or bad or right or wrong, and you’re not sure, then you read something, maybe a philosophy that someone’s puts a name to it, or it’s applied in the context of a fictional situation, and then you realize you’ve known something all along and reckon with it.
“Giving weight to a concept” is like grounding it, or putting it down, or anchoring it. Any way you want to put it right? It’s true, I was being condensed as hell or intentionally vague–leaving it for interpretation.
or a philosophy that someone’s put a name to…not “it.” Anyway, what I was trying to say still makes more sense now. Maybe.
or a philosophy that someone’s put a name to…not “it.” Anyway, what I was trying to say still makes more sense now. Maybe.
There is something to that, about defining yourself by your favourite books, movies, music so that everyone will know that you are “cultured” and “know what is going on” and respect you or something. I guess there is that romanticised side to it, too, where you think you might find someone attractive who likes the same stuff as you do and hook up with them or date them or marry them. Websites like Facebook and Myspace have only amplified this, I think. Seems very “of the now”.
There is something to that, about defining yourself by your favourite books, movies, music so that everyone will know that you are “cultured” and “know what is going on” and respect you or something. I guess there is that romanticised side to it, too, where you think you might find someone attractive who likes the same stuff as you do and hook up with them or date them or marry them. Websites like Facebook and Myspace have only amplified this, I think. Seems very “of the now”.
there are at least five people in south philadelphia that have that tattoo on their arm. i can name one of them. i don’t really want to though. just saying.
there are at least five people in south philadelphia that have that tattoo on their arm. i can name one of them. i don’t really want to though. just saying.
thanks sabra. my inclination is to say that “there are no short cuts” in good art, but that’s lame and pretentious and doesn’t mean anything either! what i will say is you have to be about 22-26. no offense, i’m youngishish, but from your comment “ideas on what you think is good or bad or right or wrong, and you’re not sure, then you read something, maybe a philosophy that someone’s puts a name to,” clearly you’re in that exciting and stressful phase of wrestling with philosophical and existential issues and trying to distill your own belief system. you tend to see the world less that way when you’re over the ill — you’ve figured stuff out and your (as in my) fat ass has fallen on one side of the ideaological fence. because that definition of “giving weight to” also doesn’t clarify. what can i say, i’m a dickhead.
thanks sabra. my inclination is to say that “there are no short cuts” in good art, but that’s lame and pretentious and doesn’t mean anything either! what i will say is you have to be about 22-26. no offense, i’m youngishish, but from your comment “ideas on what you think is good or bad or right or wrong, and you’re not sure, then you read something, maybe a philosophy that someone’s puts a name to,” clearly you’re in that exciting and stressful phase of wrestling with philosophical and existential issues and trying to distill your own belief system. you tend to see the world less that way when you’re over the ill — you’ve figured stuff out and your (as in my) fat ass has fallen on one side of the ideaological fence. because that definition of “giving weight to” also doesn’t clarify. what can i say, i’m a dickhead.
No, that’s fine, but I was trying to defend other people more than myself. I wasn’t trying to get too much into it. And then you asked me to get into it. And I can’t really speak for mankind and what books they choose to love aside from generalizing mostly. I was trying to empathize at least. With people who are searching for answers. But get what you want out of it. I can take a punch pretty well.
No, that’s fine, but I was trying to defend other people more than myself. I wasn’t trying to get too much into it. And then you asked me to get into it. And I can’t really speak for mankind and what books they choose to love aside from generalizing mostly. I was trying to empathize at least. With people who are searching for answers. But get what you want out of it. I can take a punch pretty well.
oh, my face is red right now.
oh, my face is red right now.
i think it’s great that a cat who calls himself Dingdong Daddy is nit-picking word choice.
i think it’s great that a cat who calls himself Dingdong Daddy is nit-picking word choice.
SOFA agreement. Insomnia. Etc.
Eat a dick.
SOFA agreement. Insomnia. Etc.
Eat a dick.
Jereme Dean hates me for reasons I have forgotten. I’ve always avoided engaging him directly unless it seemed necessary, but it rarely does. As he wrote above he “bates me” as if he has any right. Last time he said something about wishing I would die by a scud missile.
Jereme Dean hates me for reasons I have forgotten. I’ve always avoided engaging him directly unless it seemed necessary, but it rarely does. As he wrote above he “bates me” as if he has any right. Last time he said something about wishing I would die by a scud missile.
I mean, People Other than Grunts (POGs), they’re still working 9-5 and 5-9 and whatever, doing radio guard and stuff. We’ve been mostly reduced to pulling gate guard ever since SOFA went into effect. To go out on patrol we’re legally required to take Iraqis with us. We’ve only been going to important functions. We’ve had enough shitty things happen to us in the past few months, so nobody’s complaining, but we all do what we can to avoid boredom. Three hours at the gym and lots of reading and television and ping pong and whatever.
None of this means that this shit isn’t dangerous. We get reminders now and then that we’re actually at war.
I think people who like to downplay this for me, instead of letting me downplay it myself, I think those people are trying to compensate for the fact that they didn’t have the balls to do something like this. I think as long as there is a military and as long as you’re paying for it with your taxes, then you should serve in it for at least a time. From the lowest to highest, we all wear the same uniform in this motherfucker, so it makes it harder to be irrationally arrogant.
I mean, People Other than Grunts (POGs), they’re still working 9-5 and 5-9 and whatever, doing radio guard and stuff. We’ve been mostly reduced to pulling gate guard ever since SOFA went into effect. To go out on patrol we’re legally required to take Iraqis with us. We’ve only been going to important functions. We’ve had enough shitty things happen to us in the past few months, so nobody’s complaining, but we all do what we can to avoid boredom. Three hours at the gym and lots of reading and television and ping pong and whatever.
None of this means that this shit isn’t dangerous. We get reminders now and then that we’re actually at war.
I think people who like to downplay this for me, instead of letting me downplay it myself, I think those people are trying to compensate for the fact that they didn’t have the balls to do something like this. I think as long as there is a military and as long as you’re paying for it with your taxes, then you should serve in it for at least a time. From the lowest to highest, we all wear the same uniform in this motherfucker, so it makes it harder to be irrationally arrogant.
i’m sure it’s dangerous. i’m sorry it gets boring. i bet boringly dangerous situations are worse then excitingly dangerous, in some ways.
balls enough? i don’t know, i always thought i was too anti-establishment to be in the military. the shooting part always seemed alluring, but the ‘sir, yes,sir’ part was a giant detterent.
plus, there wasn’t a war on when i was 18-21. i was 22 when the towers were struck. i would have been signing up for ‘sir, yes, sir’ only.
so it wasn’t really a question about balls. i just didn’t want to be told what to do all the time.
but i’d say, if i could do it again, that the military would have probably been an interesting jingle jangle. things would have gone different.
currently i work with severely impaired students, and that has an element of danger all its own. i get bit, punched, kicked, have shit thrown at me (true shit, and the proverbial shit.) slapped, hair pulled scratched. three kids tried to stab me this past year, only one with a knife, the other times they just thought they had knives. once actually was with a spoon, somaybe that’s not stabbing, who knows? but no one’s tried to shoot me yet.
once, though, a kid showed up to school with a hammer, that he said was a ‘hammer gun’ that he was going to shoot me with, but i got it away from him without too big a hassle. he graduated this year. i think he’s been my favorite student ever.
i’m sure it’s dangerous. i’m sorry it gets boring. i bet boringly dangerous situations are worse then excitingly dangerous, in some ways.
balls enough? i don’t know, i always thought i was too anti-establishment to be in the military. the shooting part always seemed alluring, but the ‘sir, yes,sir’ part was a giant detterent.
plus, there wasn’t a war on when i was 18-21. i was 22 when the towers were struck. i would have been signing up for ‘sir, yes, sir’ only.
so it wasn’t really a question about balls. i just didn’t want to be told what to do all the time.
but i’d say, if i could do it again, that the military would have probably been an interesting jingle jangle. things would have gone different.
currently i work with severely impaired students, and that has an element of danger all its own. i get bit, punched, kicked, have shit thrown at me (true shit, and the proverbial shit.) slapped, hair pulled scratched. three kids tried to stab me this past year, only one with a knife, the other times they just thought they had knives. once actually was with a spoon, somaybe that’s not stabbing, who knows? but no one’s tried to shoot me yet.
once, though, a kid showed up to school with a hammer, that he said was a ‘hammer gun’ that he was going to shoot me with, but i got it away from him without too big a hassle. he graduated this year. i think he’s been my favorite student ever.
“I think people who like to downplay this for me, instead of letting me downplay it myself, I think those people are trying to compensate for the fact that they didn’t have the balls to do something like this. I think as long as there is a military and as long as you’re paying for it with your taxes, then you should serve in it for at least a time. From the lowest to highest, we all wear the same uniform in this motherfucker, so it makes it harder to be irrationally arrogant.”
woah buddy you are crazier than i originally had thought. no matter how much you try, your daddy is still not going to love you any different.
“I think people who like to downplay this for me, instead of letting me downplay it myself, I think those people are trying to compensate for the fact that they didn’t have the balls to do something like this. I think as long as there is a military and as long as you’re paying for it with your taxes, then you should serve in it for at least a time. From the lowest to highest, we all wear the same uniform in this motherfucker, so it makes it harder to be irrationally arrogant.”
woah buddy you are crazier than i originally had thought. no matter how much you try, your daddy is still not going to love you any different.
you avoid engaging me directly because you are a passive aggressive little bitch with high levels of estrogen.
like over in iraq if you see a militant do you start shit talking him behind his back but loud enough for him to kind of hear it? i imagine that’s what you would do if you ever saw actual combat.
you avoid engaging me directly because you are a passive aggressive little bitch with high levels of estrogen.
like over in iraq if you see a militant do you start shit talking him behind his back but loud enough for him to kind of hear it? i imagine that’s what you would do if you ever saw actual combat.
you make me smile jackie. oh i dunno, what is any “fight” about? just disagreements in policy or personality i guess.
little paul made some very misogynistic threats to a female friend of mine. i couldn’t let that slide. but really it has nothing to do with that any more.
now it’s really a matter of entertainment. see stupid paul doesn’t understand he’s very similar to a young version of me. i mean i wasn’t a sycophant like he is and i don’t think i ever thought joining the military was cool but aside from that he’s a young me. all that piss and balls. so much white aggression. it is kind of fun for me to laugh at him. like fucking with a younger step-brother you don’t really care for but you don’t actually hate either.
plus i revel in confrontation. it really is my favorite drug.
you make me smile jackie. oh i dunno, what is any “fight” about? just disagreements in policy or personality i guess.
little paul made some very misogynistic threats to a female friend of mine. i couldn’t let that slide. but really it has nothing to do with that any more.
now it’s really a matter of entertainment. see stupid paul doesn’t understand he’s very similar to a young version of me. i mean i wasn’t a sycophant like he is and i don’t think i ever thought joining the military was cool but aside from that he’s a young me. all that piss and balls. so much white aggression. it is kind of fun for me to laugh at him. like fucking with a younger step-brother you don’t really care for but you don’t actually hate either.
plus i revel in confrontation. it really is my favorite drug.
Again Jereme Dean flexes ignorance and a tendency to be that guy.
thanks bac! word choice is so, so important. like you think i just wrote those two “so’s” on a whim? no: that was major literary decision-making. as was my kickass throwback 50s name. i like your name. part of me wants to add an h to the end of, but i respect your choices.
as for sabra, thank you too. you are a strong human being and put up w/ my doodoo (another word choice, ie, not shit).
as for jereme vs phm, well, lordy lordy, that’s a red hot poker in a fireplace. i do find their names equally interesting, though one resembles a vag condition, the other a hip take on a familiar, all american corn-huskin’ name. both awesome!
Again Jereme Dean flexes ignorance and a tendency to be that guy.
thanks bac! word choice is so, so important. like you think i just wrote those two “so’s” on a whim? no: that was major literary decision-making. as was my kickass throwback 50s name. i like your name. part of me wants to add an h to the end of, but i respect your choices.
as for sabra, thank you too. you are a strong human being and put up w/ my doodoo (another word choice, ie, not shit).
as for jereme vs phm, well, lordy lordy, that’s a red hot poker in a fireplace. i do find their names equally interesting, though one resembles a vag condition, the other a hip take on a familiar, all american corn-huskin’ name. both awesome!
what was that little paul? you were looking at your shoes and talking to the concrete again. i couldn’t hear you.
try addressing me directly. hey you can even write “sir, jereme dean, sir” if it makes you feel at home..
what was that little paul? you were looking at your shoes and talking to the concrete again. i couldn’t hear you.
try addressing me directly. hey you can even write “sir, jereme dean, sir” if it makes you feel at home..
Maybe I’m not haute, but I would like the Vonnegut tattoos if there were fewer of them. Barcode tatts were sort of cool when no one had them, but now they are a cliche
Maybe I’m not haute, but I would like the Vonnegut tattoos if there were fewer of them. Barcode tatts were sort of cool when no one had them, but now they are a cliche
clearly weightloss meds are not your favorite drug, jereme. but i second you: white sycophant ball aggression. wait, is that what you said?
clearly weightloss meds are not your favorite drug, jereme. but i second you: white sycophant ball aggression. wait, is that what you said?
Did you really just tell Jereme that he needed to lose weight? Are you going to insult someone’s mother next?
Did you really just tell Jereme that he needed to lose weight? Are you going to insult someone’s mother next?
WTF.
WTF.
ooh, it’s like you’re creating narrative cohesion across the internet or something. I dig that.
ooh, it’s like you’re creating narrative cohesion across the internet or something. I dig that.