October 26th, 2010 / 6:51 pm
Mean & Snippets

CONTEST! My favorite line in Lost is when Sawyer walks up to Jack and Juliet mid-intense-conversation and says to them, “What yall doing, arguing about who’s your favorite Other?” In the spirit of that and mean, who is your favorite HTMLGiant troll, past or present? deadgod? MFBomb? mimi? Christopher Higgs? Mather Schneider? phmadore? What would your grandfather say if he met the troll? Winner gets to direct a bromantic comedy with the troll and any 3 of our contributors or frequent non-troll commenters.


  1. P. H. Madore

      * Based on the “has a giant pussy” statement in this post alone.

  2. P. H. Madore

      Gena Mowish.

  3. alan

      successful successful successful

  4. Roxane

      you can because you spelled my name correctly.

  5. jesusangelgarcia

      This sounds strange coming from you, Amy. You once told me how you didn’t like the word troll, and yet you’re using it for this post. I realize it’s “Mean Week,” but um… yeah, I dunno. I don’t really get what this is all about either. Maybe I need more sleep (or more drink).

  6. drewkalbach

      what’s a little intercourse between friends

  7. gena

      i was never a contributor…

  8. keedee

      I think ZZZZIIIPP hates the redesign.

  9. keedee

      Anybody remember Vin Diesel?

  10. Richard


      In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into a desired emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.

  11. deadgod

      social awkwardness = control over others’ comfort

      don’t be afraid of your superpowers, tribute band

  12. Nathan Tyree

      Higgs. Just because I like him and his writing.

  13. jereme_dean

      i am the standard of nothing. i don’t really care a kid’s twat what people label me as. i’ll be any jesus they need.

      finger pointing at someone doesn’t mitigate your fault(s). your conduct doesn’t magically change.

      when are you going to start taking responsibility for yourself? man the fuck up.

      “You don’t see that distinction? Dean, come on now. I’ve never considered you less than completely intellectually honest, even if I think many of the things you believe are flawed and porous, and so I really urge you to reconsider that. Has Butler attacked a single more-successful writer who is alive, and has he done so with the same vigor he has used in put-downs directed at myself and other High School Graduates?”

      huh? what put-downs and insults? are you confusing when he RESPONDS to something you’ve done or said?

      that’s on you.

      you keep bitching and complaining about the scene and your torturous exclusion from it.

      its people like you who BUILD a scene. if blake is wearing a crown its because of your infrastructure. you are just as guilty as any sycophant.

      the guy hasn’t done shit but promote indie literature & write. stop whining, WRITE and make your own scene.

      i mean if that dickdance is your crescendo, do it.