Jimmy Chen

Typical htmlgiant comment being composed

19 Comments

1. October 27th, 2010 / 1:08 am M. Kitchell—

   holy shit jimmy this is glorious

2. October 26th, 2010 / 11:49 pm Justin RM—

   Oh, Jimmy.

3. October 27th, 2010 / 12:45 am deadgod—

   BEAVERS: Jimmy Chen wrote “compost” in the title. [huh huh]

   BUTTLICK: Jimmy Chen rocks, dude.

   BEAVERS, BUTTLICK: [huh uh uh huh huh]

4. October 27th, 2010 / 1:08 am M Kitchell—

   holy shit jimmy this is glorious

5. October 27th, 2010 / 1:25 am mjm—

   Mr. Chen, I’ve noticed you are attempting to raise what you feel is the level of maturity and manners (perhaps respect in regards to the site authors?) of this webforum. Do you feel saying it outright is less effective, or is this an outgrowth of your personal life feeling this is a wide spread issue of multiple generations? This is not a dig, as I can appreciate someone taking a position that may not be a popular one. Kind of like the actor bemoaning the moviegoers. You never know, you post made note of “typical comment being composed”, meaning it is in the act of composition, and the comment could’ve finished with: “… they said “load”, and isn’t it strange how the word load seems to indicate either a weighted ‘thing’, an oppressive situation, or some kind of violent act.”

   Faith brotha.

6. October 27th, 2010 / 1:32 am Jimmy Chen—

   uh huh huh, you don’t know what a “load” is

7. October 27th, 2010 / 1:34 am Justin RM—

   Metadiscourse. So meta.

8. October 27th, 2010 / 2:04 am deadgod—

   meta

   Megainsipid. How mega?

   “Justin RM”insipid: googolplectic.

9. October 27th, 2010 / 6:12 am phmadore—

   I imagine a lot of nerd-chortling happening around the country. Really, Jimmy, this was the least funny thing you’ve done in months. It might have been better if you’d added a cartoonish cum-stain or something to the image, but you didn’t.

10. October 27th, 2010 / 2:45 am Tim Jones-Yelvington—

    hahaha

11. October 27th, 2010 / 3:12 am Alec Niedenthal—

    Travis and Bob-head

    Beaver and Buff-code

12. October 27th, 2010 / 4:09 am P. H. Madore—

    Chen don’t fizzle out just yet man it’s only Tuesday.

13. October 27th, 2010 / 4:16 am Topher—

    “I will show them how dumb they are by making a joke that was stale 10 years ago!”

14. October 27th, 2010 / 4:18 am 4realdo—

    heyyo you that bro from “heartsbreaking genius”

15. October 27th, 2010 / 4:25 am Topher—

    Typical HTML Giant post being composed:

    Google Image Search Random
    Google Search Tao Lin
    Email friends: Subject: Write anything lately, want some publicity?
    Wonder if 1000 posts about MFA programs is too much? Time to start the backlash to the backlash?
    Spank it to still images of female tennis players.
    Wonder: How many list-posts is too much in one day.
    Post an hilarious list of MFA critiques.
    Monitor the comment section, spank it again.

16. October 27th, 2010 / 4:26 am Realtalk—

    sounds like fun

17. October 27th, 2010 / 4:34 am Trey—

    “How many list-posts is too much in one day.”

    there is an upper limit, but humans have come nowhere near even developing the technology necessary to reach it.

18. October 27th, 2010 / 5:57 am Bro...—

    How true you are and yet how uninterestingly you put it.

19. October 27th, 2010 / 6:12 am P. H. Madore—

    I imagine a lot of nerd-chortling happening around the country. Really, Jimmy, this was the least funny thing you’ve done in months. It might have been better if you’d added a cartoonish cum-stain or something to the image, but you didn’t.