October 25th, 2010 / 1:55 pm
 Mean & Power Quote

Drew Kalbach Power Mean Quote

"htmlgiant is the walmart of litblogs" -- Drew Kalbach, Oct. 25, 1:50 EST

Drew Kalbach

Poet Drew Kalbach is the Richard Simmons of creepy ebuillience, per his goodreads slash twitter pic. Two profiles and one pic; dos cojones y uno prick, hope you’re bilingual Drew. One figures what’s behind his profile pic’s ambiguous backdrop: a broken real doll, eight empty venti mochas, and an extra toupee. With Donald Trumpian hair like that Drew, you might have a future in real estate — not your literary estate, but the soft patch of grass under which we will all be buried. Start counting away them years, and for fuck sake, blink.

9 Comments

  1. October 25th, 2010 / 6:06 pm Trey—

      “satisfaction guaranteed”

  2. October 25th, 2010 / 6:18 pm drewkalbach—

      my existence has been validated via the scorn of our tyrannical litblog overlords, viva la revolution or something

  3. October 25th, 2010 / 6:47 pm stephen—

      lol…

  4. October 25th, 2010 / 7:37 pm nathan tyree—

      Don’t blink

  5. October 26th, 2010 / 12:51 am Guest—

      mm

  6. October 26th, 2010 / 1:43 am reynard seifert—

      unfortunately the online lit community is more like one of those little towns that still wants to have a walmart

  7. October 26th, 2010 / 2:09 am reynard seifert—

      what i’m saying is we’re really more of a walgreen’s

  8. October 26th, 2010 / 7:44 am deadgod—

      Mall-Wart

  9. October 26th, 2010 / 7:58 am JakeLevineSpork—

      that face is like sex on a rollercoaster. or more appropriately, fucking the rollercoaster as it appears there is no wind in his hair.