October 31st, 2008 / 2:25 pm
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Boob Friday Halloween Special Haiku Contest

Get published instantly at HTMLGIANT. In the comment section, contribute a haiku. Guidelines: it must involve halloween and boobs, and conform to 5-7-5 syllable count, to deter you asswipes from ‘going off.’

For example(s):

i suck, and i wish

i sucked more often–that is

tits painted orange

every woman has

two soft moons under her shirt

me: pagan spaceboy

Note, no doing this: ( . ) ( . )

I will judge the comment haikus. Winner will receive ‘hidden’ url link, specially designed for them, to my website that he/she can link to.

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81 Comments

  1. pr

      I like to treat tricks
      with my enormous orange boobs
      ten bucks gets you head

  2. pr

      I like to treat tricks
      with my enormous orange boobs
      ten bucks gets you head

  3. Jimmy Chen

      2nd line is 8 syllables, please revise

  4. Jimmy Chen

      2nd line is 8 syllables, please revise

  5. pr

      sam pink hates girl tits
      on halloween he collects
      thier chopped off remants

  6. pr

      sam pink hates girl tits
      on halloween he collects
      thier chopped off remants

  7. pr

      count again chen you
      fuck, i’m right like fuck always
      witch tits for your lunch

  8. pr

      wait you are right

      with my enormous black boobs

      hows that

  9. pr

      count again chen you
      fuck, i’m right like fuck always
      witch tits for your lunch

  10. pr

      wait you are right

      with my enormous black boobs

      hows that

  11. Jimmy Chen

      thier [sic]

  12. Jimmy Chen

      thier [sic]

  13. Darby Larson

      witches fill my pool
      with milk from their teets below
      two full moons, rising

  14. pr

      spelling and counting are hard.

  15. Darby Larson

      witches fill my pool
      with milk from their teets below
      two full moons, rising

  16. pr

      spelling and counting are hard.

  17. pr

      Darby is smarter than me. His one is really good.

  18. Jimmy Chen

      your haiku days are over pr, try the cello

  19. pr

      Darby is smarter than me. His one is really good.

  20. Jimmy Chen

      your haiku days are over pr, try the cello

  21. pr

      i thought witch tits for your lunch was a pretty good line. chen, you hurt my feelings.

  22. pr

      i thought witch tits for your lunch was a pretty good line. chen, you hurt my feelings.

  23. jereme

      fyi, these aren’t haiku’s

      jimmy, i expect this from white people

      but you are asian

      i know you aren’t japanese

      but come one

      do your research on what a haiku is

      geez

      at least do a senryu

  24. Jimmy Chen

      sorry pr, i did like that line. i’m afraid our discourse is getting out of hand. please write one final haiku, or a corrected version. i dont’ know which one to judge.

  25. jereme

      actually, good job darby

  26. jereme

      fyi, these aren’t haiku’s

      jimmy, i expect this from white people

      but you are asian

      i know you aren’t japanese

      but come one

      do your research on what a haiku is

      geez

      at least do a senryu

  27. Jimmy Chen

      sorry pr, i did like that line. i’m afraid our discourse is getting out of hand. please write one final haiku, or a corrected version. i dont’ know which one to judge.

  28. jereme

      actually, good job darby

  29. Jimmy Chen

      jereme is racialist

  30. Jimmy Chen

      jereme is racialist

  31. jereme

      you disgrace the honorable haiku form with your ignorance

      the shogun orders you to commit crotch seppuku with a rusty tin can

      please let the ceremony commence

  32. jereme

      you disgrace the honorable haiku form with your ignorance

      the shogun orders you to commit crotch seppuku with a rusty tin can

      please let the ceremony commence

  33. pr

      darby is the winner. I understand, but man “the cello”? I;m wounded. What about second place?

      Now I get to blame tonight’s drunk on you.

      Jereme is making me go google haiku.

  34. pr

      darby is the winner. I understand, but man “the cello”? I;m wounded. What about second place?

      Now I get to blame tonight’s drunk on you.

      Jereme is making me go google haiku.

  35. jereme

      pr,

      senryu’s are good too.

      look them up.

      ‘haiku’ is a very misunderstood concept

      not like it really matters, i just wanted to bust jimmy’s balls

      because it is halloween

      pumpkin scrote destruction

  36. jereme

      pr,

      senryu’s are good too.

      look them up.

      ‘haiku’ is a very misunderstood concept

      not like it really matters, i just wanted to bust jimmy’s balls

      because it is halloween

      pumpkin scrote destruction

  37. pr

      The seventeen on of a Japanese haiku carry less information than seventeen syllables in English. Consequently, writing seventeen syllables in English typically produces a poem that is significantly “longer” than a traditional Japanese haiku. In consideration of this, most writers of literary haiku in English use about ten to fourteen syllables, with no formal pattern.

  38. pr

      The seventeen on of a Japanese haiku carry less information than seventeen syllables in English. Consequently, writing seventeen syllables in English typically produces a poem that is significantly “longer” than a traditional Japanese haiku. In consideration of this, most writers of literary haiku in English use about ten to fourteen syllables, with no formal pattern.

  39. jereme

      pr there also needs to be a reference to seasons in it

  40. jereme

      pr there also needs to be a reference to seasons in it

  41. pr

      Yeah, I read that part. Halloween is sort of a season?

  42. pr

      Yeah, I read that part. Halloween is sort of a season?

  43. Alicia

      (this is a senryu)

      if you stop staring
      at my breasts, i will give you
      a Halloween treat

  44. Alicia

      (this is a senryu)

      if you stop staring
      at my breasts, i will give you
      a Halloween treat

  45. barry

      soft tits on fat chicks
      stretched purple skin on my tongue
      such sweet lactation

  46. andré

      this contest is blows
      tho hallo’ween is made for
      catsuits, maids, and tits

  47. barry

      soft tits on fat chicks
      stretched purple skin on my tongue
      such sweet lactation

  48. andré

      this contest is blows
      tho hallo’ween is made for
      catsuits, maids, and tits

  49. barry

      all women pretend
      not to like it when strange men
      just talk to their tits

  50. barry

      all women pretend
      not to like it when strange men
      just talk to their tits

  51. daniel bailey

      hey buddy, hey bud
      hey buddy, hey buddy, hey,
      boobs, tits, candy, masks

  52. daniel bailey

      hey buddy, hey bud
      hey buddy, hey buddy, hey,
      boobs, tits, candy, masks

  53. pr

      barry forgot halloween. he doesn’t win.

      Daniel Bailey- because of this haiku, I now will read everything you’ve ever written.

  54. pr

      barry forgot halloween. he doesn’t win.

      Daniel Bailey- because of this haiku, I now will read everything you’ve ever written.

  55. barry

      lonely dream i dream
      pr’s tits on halloween
      she won’t let me win

  56. barry

      lonely dream i dream
      pr’s tits on halloween
      she won’t let me win

  57. barry
  58. barry
  59. pr

      right now I am wear-
      ing a nurse costume and a
      darth vador mask. my

      boobs hurt. hi barry.
      halloween means grown men with
      no costumes ring my

      bell and ask for cand-
      y. saying “dont you got
      better than reeses”?

      i liked that tulip poem. I’m gonna hang out on his website.

  60. pr

      right now I am wear-
      ing a nurse costume and a
      darth vador mask. my

      boobs hurt. hi barry.
      halloween means grown men with
      no costumes ring my

      bell and ask for cand-
      y. saying “dont you got
      better than reeses”?

      i liked that tulip poem. I’m gonna hang out on his website.

  61. jereme

      uh reeses trumps all candy

      fuck that

      i’m wearing a dress for halloween and putting girly shit in my hair. should be fun.

  62. jereme

      uh reeses trumps all candy

      fuck that

      i’m wearing a dress for halloween and putting girly shit in my hair. should be fun.

  63. barry

      high school football night
      no trick or treatin today
      kids went out last night

      with cousins today
      in a different bigger town
      peace quiet for me

  64. barry

      high school football night
      no trick or treatin today
      kids went out last night

      with cousins today
      in a different bigger town
      peace quiet for me

  65. barry

      my kidney stone is almost through
      its passed through my bladder which was a bitch
      i think its stuck in my piss hole
      my dick keeps throbbing and my piss wont come out, it just trickles
      i can feel that fucker sitting in there, taunting me

  66. barry

      my kidney stone is almost through
      its passed through my bladder which was a bitch
      i think its stuck in my piss hole
      my dick keeps throbbing and my piss wont come out, it just trickles
      i can feel that fucker sitting in there, taunting me

  67. barry

      this is not a haiku
      my dick is sore

  68. barry

      this is not a haiku
      my dick is sore

  69. pr

      Man,Barry- that just sucks. Like giving birth I hear. Super painful

  70. pr

      Man,Barry- that just sucks. Like giving birth I hear. Super painful

  71. jereme

      barry,

      i have gone through kidney pains. dick soreness isn’t so bad. the kidney pain is what killed me. i wanted to carve out my kidney with my fingers.

      you should keep the stones. they are gnarled and spiked.

  72. jereme

      barry,

      i have gone through kidney pains. dick soreness isn’t so bad. the kidney pain is what killed me. i wanted to carve out my kidney with my fingers.

      you should keep the stones. they are gnarled and spiked.

  73. Jimmy Chen
  74. Jimmy Chen
  75. face

      this is amazing

  76. face

      this is amazing

  77. anna

      Pumpkins do ‘plump’ best
      but nearly-natural next,
      choose the freshest chest

      to harvest, fondle,
      or gawk, if they even care.
      Witches hit thirty

      at pathetic speeds.
      Twenty-first century tits
      aren’t hard to come by.

  78. anna

      Pumpkins do ‘plump’ best
      but nearly-natural next,
      choose the freshest chest

      to harvest, fondle,
      or gawk, if they even care.
      Witches hit thirty

      at pathetic speeds.
      Twenty-first century tits
      aren’t hard to come by.

  79. Carl Wolf

      corn field of the night
      orange breasts cover the sky
      my dreams have come true

  80. Carl Wolf

      corn field of the night
      orange breasts cover the sky
      my dreams have come true

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