October 28th, 2008 / 11:10 am
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Call for Subs: Innovative Fiction under 30
Call for Submissions:
Lily Hoang & Blake Butler are now in the early stages of putting together an anthology to feature innovative writers under the age of 30. The anthology has interest from a respected small press.
Please submit no more than 15 pages of prose/poetry/whatever goes to: thirtyunderthirty@gmail.com by January 15. Send as .doc or .rtf attachment. (For truly exceptional cases, we will consider longer submissions.) Previously unpublished work only please. Also, all submissions should be open to editorial review.
We’re looking for the innovative, fresh, exciting writing, and as long as you’re under 30 & doing new things with words, please submit.
Tags: call for submissions, innovative fiction
What if I turn thirty eighteen days before January 15th? This post makes me a little depressed about turning thirty.
What if I turn thirty eighteen days before January 15th? This post makes me a little depressed about turning thirty.
i am turning 30 right around then too
i am turning 30 right around then too
Suckers. I am onlie 21 and almost all the way literit. Let me at it.
Suckers. I am onlie 21 and almost all the way literit. Let me at it.
Ted is a writer of the future.
Ted is a writer of the future.
if i’m over thirty but get pregnant, can i pass the work off as the baby’s?
if i’m over thirty but get pregnant, can i pass the work off as the baby’s?
i am 89 and my hip is fucked up. i am out.
i am 89 and my hip is fucked up. i am out.
i turned 30 in october. fuck off ted.
i’m 32 but my emotional maturity is around 12. i’m in.
you too sam. fuck off.
i turned 30 in october. fuck off ted.
i’m 32 but my emotional maturity is around 12. i’m in.
you too sam. fuck off.
Barry you sound like my dad.
Barry you sound like my dad.
i am 31.
thank you for excluding me.
yet another facet of my infinite alienation.
i am 31.
thank you for excluding me.
yet another facet of my infinite alienation.
barry is my daddy
barry is my daddy
Innovative Writers Under 31
Innovative Writers Under 31
sounds great
sounds great
damn you, butler.
damn you, butler.
maybe they’ll let us follow it up with ‘geriatric ideas: the pull up a chair and listen, son, edition’
maybe they’ll let us follow it up with ‘geriatric ideas: the pull up a chair and listen, son, edition’
kiss my wrinkled, gray-haired ass.
(mean tuesday.)
kiss my wrinkled, gray-haired ass.
(mean tuesday.)
mwah
mwah
now rub my shoulders a little.
now rub my shoulders a little.
some one stroke my gray pubes
i’m going to die soon
help
some one stroke my gray pubes
i’m going to die soon
help
FREE KWAME
FREE KWAME
Why always with the 30? When did that start? Is it some kind of legitimate age, beyond which you’re no longer “aspiring,” you’re just either a success or a failure? I’m with Ryan Call, except I’d push it a little further. 33 and under. 33 seems like a much cooler number anyway. It even looks better. And it’s on beer bottles, sometimes.
Why always with the 30? When did that start? Is it some kind of legitimate age, beyond which you’re no longer “aspiring,” you’re just either a success or a failure? I’m with Ryan Call, except I’d push it a little further. 33 and under. 33 seems like a much cooler number anyway. It even looks better. And it’s on beer bottles, sometimes.
Damn it, Shya. 35 under 35.
Damn it, Shya. 35 under 35.
80 over 80
80 over 80
all of you people are old
all of you people are old
i dont mean that in a bad way
im just saying that i still feel twelve sometimes
i dont mean that in a bad way
im just saying that i still feel twelve sometimes
it’s okay, ryan. we don’t hold it against you.
also, here is your juice box.
it’s okay, ryan. we don’t hold it against you.
also, here is your juice box.
oh, wait! wait! i’ve got another:
it’s okay, ryan. we don’t hold it against you.
because if we did, we’d open ourselves up to statutory rape charges.
oh, wait! wait! i’ve got another:
it’s okay, ryan. we don’t hold it against you.
because if we did, we’d open ourselves up to statutory rape charges.
zing!
zing!
80 over 80 would be the shit
10 right at 10
80 over 80 would be the shit
10 right at 10