Jimmy Chen

Comment Thread Descending a Staircase

16 Comments

1. July 27th, 2012 / 1:55 pm Stephen Tully Dierks—

   hi jimmy
                 hi, jimmy

                              helllo! jimmy.
                                                    im at work…jimmy..
                                                   

2. July 27th, 2012 / 2:01 pm Jimmy Chen—

    This is the problem with our current generation.

3. July 27th, 2012 / 2:01 pm Stephen Tully Dierks—

   =( jimmy..

4. July 27th, 2012 / 2:08 pm Stephen Tully Dierks—

   i’m in a weird mood jimmy…trying to emerge from what can only be described as a mild funk…your post gave me a surge of positive feelings…i sent the link to omar.. but before that, well, i was in the dumps…i nearly tweeted this just now: “muttered ‘do they have dieaways’ while looking at getaways email.” so as you can see, [something] happy friday jimmy lol

5. July 27th, 2012 / 2:23 pm Erik Stinson—

   im sipping a 24 oz slurpee (50% Coke, 50% “Red”) in front of 27 inch mac

   about to ‘imagine’ the ‘solution’ to ‘making consumer believe in car rental again’

   ~10 people waiting for me to ‘imagine’ this ‘solution’

   feel certain my solution will involve ‘feelings of the open road’ possibly ‘monument valley visuals’

6. July 27th, 2012 / 2:26 pm Jimmy Chen—

    this is what happens when patrick bateman gets a tumblr

7. July 27th, 2012 / 2:28 pm Erik Stinson—

   imagining alternate universe patrick bateman as overweight 7-11 employee on second marriage, accidentally cast as extra in a sopranos episode from first season

8. July 27th, 2012 / 2:29 pm Omar De Col—

   don drag my name into this fagot

9. July 27th, 2012 / 10:10 pm Nathan Jackson—

   This quick descent represents a sense of ‘communication anxiety’ that pervades the internet. The fact that the initial staircase condemnation (see Banister Banishment) was so readily defended and regarded as “making a point” is an unfortunately common nod among the hordes of courageous thread trolls, like peacekeepers passing in the night. There is a preconceived notion of the verbally crippled shut-in crying out in brief monosyllabic outbursts that are as drained of any traceable content as a subliminally painted, empty gallery wall posing as the exhibition itself. The lowest common denominator plays the ridiculous role of pointblank sharpshooter to the greatest common duck in a barrel. The emotional trigger finger jerk quarantines original thoughts into concentration camps immediately upon recognition. These suspended animations slither under the sub-sonar radar scope, filling the back of the black to white ratio that splits the night-sky backdrop of this very site. Uniform matte legion repeatedly refusing ignition at the flatline rate of a locust litany.

10. July 28th, 2012 / 2:35 am herocious—

    jac jemc makes a reference to this painting in the second paragraph of ‘my only wife’

11. July 28th, 2012 / 10:52 am deadgod—

    Of course it “blows” – it’s a picture of an explosion in a shingle factory.

    The sock puppet used to self-‘Like’ could be more deviously blogonym’d.

    Is “fellatio” offensive because the act is inherently submissive or because the term is (commonly) used in a way that imputes submission to the act?

    How is 1 considered an “even” number?

    Is Modernism to blame for a person of Etch Romney’s fiber being taken seriously as a vertebrate?

12. July 28th, 2012 / 11:25 am A D Jameson—

    http://youtu.be/lnbl94GZ6TM

13. July 28th, 2012 / 12:58 pm Richard Grayson—

    Centenarian Dies on Staircase.

    Mrs. Frances Tilanda, 100 years old, of 313 Madison Street, dropped dead while descending the staircase in a tenement at 5 Jackson Street yesterday afternoon.  Dr. Jacobowitz of Governeur Hospital said death was caused by old age.  The centenarian had been visiting her son-in-law, John Cimosko, at the Jackson Street address over the Christmas holidays.

    New York Times, December 28, 1931

    http://select.nytimes.com/gst/abstract.html?res=F70917FA3F54157A93CAAB1789D95F458385F9

14. July 28th, 2012 / 1:08 pm Alisha Karabinus—

    I think I’m in love here, but I’m not sure what I’ve fallen for.

15. July 29th, 2012 / 6:13 am davidmmmorton—

    Hi, Jimmy Chen. Do you like Zagnut candy bars?

16. August 13th, 2012 / 11:10 pm linqiong175—

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