October 17th, 2008 / 1:00 pm
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Inspiring Non-Erotic Tits

Um…isn’t it Boobs Friday? Come on people…

As part of Boobs Friday, I thought I might offer a different way to approach my favorite two palindromes: tit and boob. Gentlemen, remove your pacifiers from your mouths and put it somewhere else where it will fit. As for the ladies, I say this: What’s up bra? (Yah Blake, another pun.)

1. Yanni & Hootie and the Blowfish CDs

If there’s one thing less erotic than Yanni, it’s Hootie and the Blowfish. As a general rule, white and black people should not make music together. Often, the result is gray barf. Add to that Kenny G and I’m off to a gelding colony.

2. Venn Diagram

So like, Table A and Table B intersect, forming all hypothetically possible logical relations between a finite collection of sets or mutual population we shall refer to as cut off my balls right now I never want to jizz again.

3. Parasitic Fish Eyes

The sexiest a fish has even gotten for me was sushi, and that’s just because it felt like cunnilingus. She turned Japanese I really think so. As for glaucoma fins over here: love is blind, and so is that fish.

4. Jack Nicholson’s Manboobs

All play and no work makes Jack a fat man.

5. Colliding Planets

There’s a part of me that wishes this would happen to us, if anything, so that Sarah Palin would die. I’d cream my pants over that.

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48 Comments

  1. Blake Butler

      i could not live w/o yr puns. i really couldnt. i wish i could make them myself but i can not

  2. Blake Butler

      i could not live w/o yr puns. i really couldnt. i wish i could make them myself but i can not

  3. Blake Butler

      i could not live w/o yr puns. i really couldnt. i wish i could make them myself but i can not

  4. Blake Butler

      i have contacted the tits editor for her boobs friday post

  5. Blake Butler

      i have contacted the tits editor for her boobs friday post

  6. Blake Butler

      i have contacted the tits editor for her boobs friday post

  7. sam pink

      i like that jack is eating a sandwich in the pool. like he couldn’t decided which he wanted to do more. sometimes i eat a peanut butter sandwich in the shower. so i understand. tits friday has brought us all together.

  8. sam pink

      i like that jack is eating a sandwich in the pool. like he couldn’t decided which he wanted to do more. sometimes i eat a peanut butter sandwich in the shower. so i understand. tits friday has brought us all together.

  9. sam pink

      i like that jack is eating a sandwich in the pool. like he couldn’t decided which he wanted to do more. sometimes i eat a peanut butter sandwich in the shower. so i understand. tits friday has brought us all together.

  10. Brad D. Green

      Mr. Pink your powers of perception are perhaps impeded by the massive growth of hair on your forearms. Hands down and look again. That would be a foot long hot dog in Jack’s paws. In America our sandwiches are square or round. Anything else is a gay fetish.

  11. Brad D. Green

      Mr. Pink your powers of perception are perhaps impeded by the massive growth of hair on your forearms. Hands down and look again. That would be a foot long hot dog in Jack’s paws. In America our sandwiches are square or round. Anything else is a gay fetish.

  12. Brad D. Green

      Mr. Pink your powers of perception are perhaps impeded by the massive growth of hair on your forearms. Hands down and look again. That would be a foot long hot dog in Jack’s paws. In America our sandwiches are square or round. Anything else is a gay fetish.

  13. kathrynregina

      my favorite parts of this post were “she turned japanese i really think so” and “post-structuralist feminist theory.”

  14. kathrynregina

      my favorite parts of this post were “she turned japanese i really think so” and “post-structuralist feminist theory.”

  15. kathrynregina

      my favorite parts of this post were “she turned japanese i really think so” and “post-structuralist feminist theory.”

  16. peter berghoef

      planets need to collide more.

  17. peter berghoef

      planets need to collide more.

  18. peter berghoef

      especially in an erotic fashion

  19. peter berghoef

      especially in an erotic fashion

  20. peter berghoef

      planets need to collide more.

  21. peter berghoef

      especially in an erotic fashion

  22. Jimmy Chen

      i wanna bust a nut between pluto and uranus. fuck these puns are out of control

  23. Jimmy Chen

      i wanna bust a nut between pluto and uranus. fuck these puns are out of control

  24. Jimmy Chen

      i wanna bust a nut between pluto and uranus. fuck these puns are out of control

  25. peter berghoef

      heavenly taint.

  26. peter berghoef

      heavenly taint.

  27. peter berghoef

      heavenly taint.

  28. Jimmy Chen

      taint nothin’ but a G-spot thing. ok, i will stop now.

  29. Jimmy Chen

      taint nothin’ but a G-spot thing. ok, i will stop now.

  30. Jimmy Chen

      taint nothin’ but a G-spot thing. ok, i will stop now.

  31. Gene Morgan

      Planets fuckin’.

  32. Gene Morgan

      Planets fuckin’.

  33. Gene Morgan

      Planets fuckin’.

  34. pr

      My lap is all hot from the computer being on it. I really enjoyed this post, and am in agreement with KathrynRegina’s comment. Also, my respect for you Jimmy Chen, grows and grows. Post more shit now!

  35. pr

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  36. pr

      My lap is all hot from the computer being on it. I really enjoyed this post, and am in agreement with KathrynRegina’s comment. Also, my respect for you Jimmy Chen, grows and grows. Post more shit now!

  37. Jimmy Chen

      thank you president reagan

  38. Jimmy Chen

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  39. Jimmy Chen

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  40. pr

      p r stands for pabst ribbom, without the blue

  41. pr

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  42. pr

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  43. Jimmy Chen

      j c stands for jesus christ, without the h

  44. Jimmy Chen

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  45. Jimmy Chen

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  46. pr

      i meant to put in a b for the blue and then I forgot so I just go with it.

  47. pr

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  48. pr

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