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Um…isn’t it Boobs Friday? Come on people…
As part of Boobs Friday, I thought I might offer a different way to approach my favorite two palindromes: tit and boob. Gentlemen, remove your pacifiers from your mouths and put it somewhere else where it will fit. As for the ladies, I say this: What’s up bra? (Yah Blake, another pun.)
1. Yanni & Hootie and the Blowfish CDs
If there’s one thing less erotic than Yanni, it’s Hootie and the Blowfish. As a general rule, white and black people should not make music together. Often, the result is gray barf. Add to that Kenny G and I’m off to a gelding colony.
2. Venn Diagram
So like, Table A and Table B intersect, forming all hypothetically possible logical relations between a finite collection of sets or mutual population we shall refer to as cut off my balls right now I never want to jizz again.
3. Parasitic Fish Eyes
The sexiest a fish has even gotten for me was sushi, and that’s just because it felt like cunnilingus. She turned Japanese I really think so. As for glaucoma fins over here: love is blind, and so is that fish.
4. Jack Nicholson’s Manboobs
All play and no work makes Jack a fat man.
5. Colliding Planets
There’s a part of me that wishes this would happen to us, if anything, so that Sarah Palin would die. I’d cream my pants over that.
Tags: Boob, extreme perv makeover, hooters menu, poststructuralist feminst theory
i could not live w/o yr puns. i really couldnt. i wish i could make them myself but i can not
i could not live w/o yr puns. i really couldnt. i wish i could make them myself but i can not
i could not live w/o yr puns. i really couldnt. i wish i could make them myself but i can not
i have contacted the tits editor for her boobs friday post
i have contacted the tits editor for her boobs friday post
i have contacted the tits editor for her boobs friday post
i like that jack is eating a sandwich in the pool. like he couldn’t decided which he wanted to do more. sometimes i eat a peanut butter sandwich in the shower. so i understand. tits friday has brought us all together.
i like that jack is eating a sandwich in the pool. like he couldn’t decided which he wanted to do more. sometimes i eat a peanut butter sandwich in the shower. so i understand. tits friday has brought us all together.
i like that jack is eating a sandwich in the pool. like he couldn’t decided which he wanted to do more. sometimes i eat a peanut butter sandwich in the shower. so i understand. tits friday has brought us all together.
Mr. Pink your powers of perception are perhaps impeded by the massive growth of hair on your forearms. Hands down and look again. That would be a foot long hot dog in Jack’s paws. In America our sandwiches are square or round. Anything else is a gay fetish.
Mr. Pink your powers of perception are perhaps impeded by the massive growth of hair on your forearms. Hands down and look again. That would be a foot long hot dog in Jack’s paws. In America our sandwiches are square or round. Anything else is a gay fetish.
Mr. Pink your powers of perception are perhaps impeded by the massive growth of hair on your forearms. Hands down and look again. That would be a foot long hot dog in Jack’s paws. In America our sandwiches are square or round. Anything else is a gay fetish.
my favorite parts of this post were “she turned japanese i really think so” and “post-structuralist feminist theory.”
my favorite parts of this post were “she turned japanese i really think so” and “post-structuralist feminist theory.”
my favorite parts of this post were “she turned japanese i really think so” and “post-structuralist feminist theory.”
planets need to collide more.
planets need to collide more.
especially in an erotic fashion
especially in an erotic fashion
planets need to collide more.
especially in an erotic fashion
i wanna bust a nut between pluto and uranus. fuck these puns are out of control
i wanna bust a nut between pluto and uranus. fuck these puns are out of control
i wanna bust a nut between pluto and uranus. fuck these puns are out of control
heavenly taint.
heavenly taint.
heavenly taint.
taint nothin’ but a G-spot thing. ok, i will stop now.
taint nothin’ but a G-spot thing. ok, i will stop now.
taint nothin’ but a G-spot thing. ok, i will stop now.
Planets fuckin’.
Planets fuckin’.
Planets fuckin’.
My lap is all hot from the computer being on it. I really enjoyed this post, and am in agreement with KathrynRegina’s comment. Also, my respect for you Jimmy Chen, grows and grows. Post more shit now!
My lap is all hot from the computer being on it. I really enjoyed this post, and am in agreement with KathrynRegina’s comment. Also, my respect for you Jimmy Chen, grows and grows. Post more shit now!
My lap is all hot from the computer being on it. I really enjoyed this post, and am in agreement with KathrynRegina’s comment. Also, my respect for you Jimmy Chen, grows and grows. Post more shit now!
thank you president reagan
thank you president reagan
thank you president reagan
p r stands for pabst ribbom, without the blue
p r stands for pabst ribbom, without the blue
p r stands for pabst ribbom, without the blue
j c stands for jesus christ, without the h
j c stands for jesus christ, without the h
j c stands for jesus christ, without the h
i meant to put in a b for the blue and then I forgot so I just go with it.
i meant to put in a b for the blue and then I forgot so I just go with it.
i meant to put in a b for the blue and then I forgot so I just go with it.