April 16th, 2010 / 8:11 am
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It is Friday: Go Right Ahead

Life. In the bleachers.

No, no, gibberish with halos.

After a month’s sobriety my faculties became unbearably acute and I found myself unhealthily clairvoyant.

Make me a lovable drink.

Make me toxified.

First, catch the tuna. Then chop the tuna!

I need  a pilgrimage.

Put a cork in my lunch, please.

Why does man feel so sad today?

Me? Mirror gloss on a shoe.

Alcohol guarantees that bad news will come true.

I said please!

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3 Comments

  1. (not) Brent Newland

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  2. (not) Brent Newland

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