September 23rd, 2011 / 2:40 pm
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Men Matrix

18 Comments

  1. September 23rd, 2011 / 2:45 pm M. Kitchell—

      jimmy, how are vollman, murakami, nabokov, joyce, pynchon, miller, and bukowski  pervy-er than ballard?

  2. September 23rd, 2011 / 2:47 pm Darby Larson—

      soon as i saw “Men Matrix” in my twitter feed, i was like, that’s probably jimmy chen.

  3. September 23rd, 2011 / 2:55 pm Jimmy Chen—

      dang, ur taking those dots literally. i was just going ‘by feeling.’ i can’t really answer ur question i guess, only to say that, in my mind, there is no direct correlation between pervness and violence, which ur implying with the ballard ref

  4. September 23rd, 2011 / 2:58 pm Jimmy Chen—

      next time you see a 4 or 5 white dots on the base of your shaft forming some constellation of a night you daren’t remember, think ‘that’s probably jimmy chen.’ i feel this comment is reasonable compared to all the pervs above.

  5. September 23rd, 2011 / 3:03 pm Anonymous—

      Vollmann’s so pervy his last name takes two N’s.

  6. September 23rd, 2011 / 3:11 pm Catherine Lacey—

      Jimmy– will you please do a women matrix with somewhat offensive adjectives?

      Also, this one is begging for Baker to be up there– upper mid-right quadrant.

  7. September 23rd, 2011 / 3:15 pm Jimmy Chen—

      nicholas baker’s santa claus vibe vanillas him out.

  8. September 23rd, 2011 / 3:21 pm sp—

      For a second, I was like: Burgess?  The premature ejaculator who whined about hemorrhoids non-stop?  He’s masculine?  But I can see how his writing does have a superfluous third testicle compared to Henry James.

  9. September 23rd, 2011 / 3:34 pm Tim Jones-Yelvington—

      Upper lefters unite.

  10. September 23rd, 2011 / 3:58 pm Literary Man—

      This is eerily similar to the Hipster-Literary-Bro continuum: http://theliteraryman.com/2011/04/05/the-hipster-literary-bro-continuum/

  11. September 23rd, 2011 / 4:13 pm g.—

      Agreed, please do a woman matrix. 

  12. September 23rd, 2011 / 4:29 pm Guest—

      HTML ripping off the NY’er now?

  13. September 23rd, 2011 / 4:47 pm Matthew Simmons—
  14. September 23rd, 2011 / 8:56 pm M. Kitchell—

      for me ballard’s perviness far transcends violence but then again ballard is directly responsible for creating like 3x fetishes for me (which include: astronauts, hotels flooded with sand, and desperate men who don’t leave their high-rise apartments)

      you know i ain’t goin literally on you, just want my man b-lard to get more recognition beyond his car crash steaz when it comes to amping up sexual creativity

  15. September 24th, 2011 / 8:11 am Sarasoo—

      Obviously Jimmy Chen has never met Vollman. Can’t wait till he kicks his ass.

  16. September 24th, 2011 / 1:02 pm BoomersMustDie—

      Wasn’t Melville kind of queer? All that sperm and interracial stuff?

  17. September 24th, 2011 / 8:33 pm Russ—

      Queer can be masculine or effeminate. Some of the manliest men are gay as all eff.

  18. September 24th, 2011 / 9:26 pm BoomersMustDie—

      Fair point, doesn’t explain his low ‘perv’ rating though