January 9th, 2009 / 7:42 pm
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NERVE: THE FIRST TEN YEARS- Vote Now (or Later)! And an HTMLGIANT Contest!

Hey Cutie!

Hey Cutie!

Nerve is coming out with a best of the first ten years book, called Nerve: The First Ten Years. Vote for your favorite stories (and photographs) and make a writer happy. Also, I ate a very greasy re-heated grilled cheese sandwich and my stomach sort of hurts, (I’ve had a mild hangover  today, too.) And for some wierd reason, looking at this photograph  makes my stomach hurt a little bit more (but also makes me feel celebratory in the magic that is the internet sort of way). Someone post more stuff -quick! Oh wait! It’s Friday! You’all are out.

Wait! A Haiku contest- the best haiku about this picture gets a package of indie press books from me!  Bring it on.

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59 Comments

  1. ryan

      that may be one of the most frightening pictures i’ve ever seen.

  2. ryan

      that may be one of the most frightening pictures i’ve ever seen.

  3. Jereme Dean

      i concur.

      it is awesome

  4. pr

      I love the internet.

  5. Jereme Dean

      i concur.

      it is awesome

  6. ryan

      i am scarred

  7. ryan

      i am scarred

  8. pr

      OK, for some reason, this picture makes me giggle. I got sports on the telly, a bottle of wine next to me, and then every now and then I look at this picture and giggle. I love life.

      Now, I just would like to share with everyone here at htmlgiant, how I accidentally happened upon this wonderful foto. I was trying to think of a tasteful boobs friday pick- one that related to the Nerve thingy- and so I searched image/google the word–get this– BREASTFEEDING. And this is one of the many, many fotos that came up!!!

  9. ryan

      that sounds like a nice friday evening, pr. i’m sitting in a hotel on the coast, but i am not next to a bottle of wine… at least there is a bar downstairs! friday’s pictures have morphed from the “early days” into something more amusing, but less arousing. i’m not sure which is better

  10. ryan

      that sounds like a nice friday evening, pr. i’m sitting in a hotel on the coast, but i am not next to a bottle of wine… at least there is a bar downstairs! friday’s pictures have morphed from the “early days” into something more amusing, but less arousing. i’m not sure which is better

  11. pr

      minibar?
      yes, arousing. we would need malone to post again. someday, maybe she will.

      a hotel on the coast sounds very romantic. i hope you are with your wife.

  12. ryan

      no minibar :(

      my wife, sadly, is at home taking care of the kids. i’m here for my mfa. i will be looking out at the ocean from my jacuzzi tub being all lonely and drunk later tonight.

  13. ryan

      no minibar :(

      my wife, sadly, is at home taking care of the kids. i’m here for my mfa. i will be looking out at the ocean from my jacuzzi tub being all lonely and drunk later tonight.

  14. ryan

      also, don’t downplay your photo-factor, pr, you coy one.

  15. ryan

      also, don’t downplay your photo-factor, pr, you coy one.

  16. barry

      arousal trumps humor

  17. barry

      pr, baby, this pic is fucked

  18. barry

      arousal trumps humor

  19. barry

      pr, baby, this pic is fucked

  20. jimmy

      is it a woman who took testosterone for hair, a man who took estrogen for boobs, or photoshop?

  21. jimmy

      is it a woman who took testosterone for hair, a man who took estrogen for boobs, or photoshop?

  22. Jonny Darko

      questions best left unanswered.

  23. Jonny Darko

      questions best left unanswered.

  24. pr

      barry, i know I KNOW. I googled breastfeeding. just keep that in mind, while you gaze wonderously at the gift that is the internet. i love you. lets go look at catzplot together. i am out of the car. lets be together. oh wait. maybe not here. another post? an earlier post? i love you barry

  25. pr

      barry, i know I KNOW. I googled breastfeeding. just keep that in mind, while you gaze wonderously at the gift that is the internet. i love you. lets go look at catzplot together. i am out of the car. lets be together. oh wait. maybe not here. another post? an earlier post? i love you barry

  26. ryan

      what? barry gets all that? and i get nothing?

  27. ryan

      what? barry gets all that? and i get nothing?

  28. pr

      ryan, i am by nature, very faithful. To barry. But I hope I have shown my appreciation for you, ryan. Because I do appreciate you very much. I do! that pic of you on your blog with the mask on? Nice.

      no one has written a haiku. That is OK. I understand.

  29. ryan

      i was just giving you shit, partially because i was drunk off my ass.

      the mask picture is one of my favorite pics, i’m glad someone besides me appreciates it!

      i will try my hand at a haiku, i didn’t notice that part of the post until now…

  30. ryan

      i was just giving you shit, partially because i was drunk off my ass.

      the mask picture is one of my favorite pics, i’m glad someone besides me appreciates it!

      i will try my hand at a haiku, i didn’t notice that part of the post until now…

  31. sampink

      giant hairy tits
      never again can i fuck
      legs clothed in rainbows

  32. sampink

      giant hairy tits
      never again can i fuck
      legs clothed in rainbows

  33. sampink

      hairy tits touch belt
      rainbowed legs hold hairy gift
      i am fucking sick

  34. sampink

      all joking aside
      i feel a whole lot better
      about my body

  35. sampink

      hairy tits touch belt
      rainbowed legs hold hairy gift
      i am fucking sick

  36. sampink

      all joking aside
      i feel a whole lot better
      about my body

  37. pr

      I WORSHIP SAM PINK.

  38. ryan

      not quite pr’s ass
      but it will do in a pinch
      when you are lonely

  39. ryan

      not quite pr’s ass
      but it will do in a pinch
      when you are lonely

  40. pr

      ryan, thanks for talking about my ass. i’ll send you a book for that alone.

  41. ryan

      thanks for having an ass to talk about. it’s inspiring.

  42. ryan

      thanks for having an ass to talk about. it’s inspiring.

  43. Blake Butler

      that dude can spurt gunk
      in her own hole, spoot child out,
      feed child through nip beard

  44. Blake Butler

      that dude can spurt gunk
      in her own hole, spoot child out,
      feed child through nip beard

  45. pr

      holy crap. blake-once darby called you a genuis on your blog- he was right.

  46. daniel bailey

      i want those socks but
      …um…longer so i can keep
      my dick from swinging

  47. daniel bailey

      i want those socks but
      …um…longer so i can keep
      my dick from swinging

  48. jereme

      blake is vitamin everything

      suckle his goodness

  49. jereme

      blake is vitamin everything

      suckle his goodness

  50. jereme

      hey pr,

      you are aware people don’t know which one is your story right?

      red pubes shine so fierce
      i want to titty fuck him
      now bi-curious

  51. jereme

      hey pr,

      you are aware people don’t know which one is your story right?

      red pubes shine so fierce
      i want to titty fuck him
      now bi-curious

  52. g

      Hi Q,

      Rainbow knee-stockings
      Yellow wallpaper, as well
      I miss anything?

      Ciao

  53. g

      Hi Q,

      Rainbow knee-stockings
      Yellow wallpaper, as well
      I miss anything?

      Ciao

  54. Blake Butler

      ;) pr. this thread rulez

  55. Blake Butler

      ;) pr. this thread rulez

  56. pr

      Ryan, Blake and Sam- send me your address via here or my “pr” blog and I’ll send you some stuff.

      thanks for your support. You all rock my world.

  57. ryan

      pr, thank you. i’ve always wanted to rock your world. email me (rwrkb@hotmail.com) and i’ll send you my address since that is slightly more secure than posting it here ;)

  58. ryan

      pr, thank you. i’ve always wanted to rock your world. email me (rwrkb@hotmail.com) and i’ll send you my address since that is slightly more secure than posting it here ;)

  59. pr

      done ryan! you other dudes can email me or post on my blog if you want some free reading materials. i loved all of your haikus very much.