Jimmy Chen

25 Comments

1. January 6th, 2011 / 7:46 pm Guest—

   Yr jokes are getting lazy. Or I just don’t get it.

2. January 6th, 2011 / 7:49 pm ed—

   “Mailer.” Like, “the mail.” Get it?

3. January 6th, 2011 / 8:00 pm deadgod—

   [shh!]

4. January 6th, 2011 / 9:20 pm phmadore—

   Kind of an insult to both parties, I think, so good work.

5. January 6th, 2011 / 10:04 pm Evan Hatch—

   seems like anyone intelligent to get this joke would also be too intelligent to be amused by a pun of someone’s name

6. January 6th, 2011 / 10:29 pm Guest—

   I get the pun. I just don’t get why it’s funny. That’s why I said it was lazy, dickhead.

7. January 6th, 2011 / 10:29 pm Jimmy Chen—

   i hate it when people talk about intelligence

8. January 6th, 2011 / 10:35 pm Anonymous—

   Turn around and congratulate yourself for being wrong.

   Your first name spelled backwards is NAVE.

   LOL.

9. January 6th, 2011 / 10:37 pm Joseph Ernest Harper—

   Cool font.

10. January 6th, 2011 / 10:41 pm Anonymous—

    using “dickhead” is pretty fucking lazy too.

11. January 6th, 2011 / 11:25 pm Guest—

    So is spending all day posting comments on this website, dickhead.

12. January 6th, 2011 / 11:38 pm Matthew Simmons—

    Have you heard the rumor about the anti-Castro pigeons that were hanging around Dealey Plaza when Kennedy was shot? Apparently they were milling about saying “Coup, coup.”

13. January 6th, 2011 / 11:52 pm Jimmy Chen—

    first of all, what does that have to do with anything? second, that was great; should have been a snippet, or do a collection of them.

14. January 6th, 2011 / 11:53 pm Matthew Simmons—

    Just sayin’: VIA PUNS! Meant to add that before I posted.

    (That one was borrowed from Bill Hicks.)

15. January 7th, 2011 / 1:02 am Anonymous—

    naw, I would call it “casual”. Lazy was when I had sex with Mather’s mom, sans condom.

16. January 7th, 2011 / 5:06 am andrewworthington—

    i like this book

17. January 7th, 2011 / 5:48 am jh—

    joke is better than the book, that much is obvious

18. January 7th, 2011 / 5:51 pm Aw971—

    but the book is the joke (and vice-versa)

19. January 8th, 2011 / 2:45 pm Mathereider—

    Hi Jereme.

20. January 8th, 2011 / 4:22 pm Mathereider—

    Jesus, and you guys banned me? Jereme is talking about fucking my mother, which is incredibly apropos to…what, exactly? Let me tell everybody here, if I ever see jereme dean in person, I will give him the biggest hug he’s ever had, he needs it.

21. January 8th, 2011 / 5:48 pm Mathereider—

    You see, jereme, the powers that be would rather have me back on here than allow you to claim you fucked my mother. What a gross, pre-pubescent thing to say.
    You do what you want, eh? Is that your philosophy? You do what you please, no matter what? While you let the girl pay your rent and cover for your bills?

22. January 8th, 2011 / 5:57 pm Mathereider—

    So obvious, thank you jh for being so forthcoming.

23. January 8th, 2011 / 6:15 pm Mathereider—

    You know I am only hear to engage Jereme Dean. I don’t care about your conversations about the past, present or future of literature. I have read David Foster Wallace and think he was pretty good. The Brief Interviews of Hideous Men was very good, with the exception of a couple of pieces, and the headache footnotes.

24. January 10th, 2011 / 7:22 pm Anonymous—

    LOL

    I said it to see if I was right. My assumption was that “guest” was you or someone associated with you based on the fact that Guest immediately went to using terms like “dickhead” for no apparent reason.

    And poof you appeared.

    See if you can find “Mind Games for Dummies” at B&N next time you visit.

25. January 15th, 2011 / 2:14 am Anonymous—

    ENGAGE THESE NUTS