October 17th, 2008 / 12:12 am
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the website “robot melon” is awesome and it’s like heroin and gay sex because it makes me feel so damn good

robot melon is a journal run by stephen daniel lewis, who may or may not be a real human being.  every time a new robot melon comes out i read the whole thing and i feel excitement about it beforehand.  like i roll my sleeves up and do a dramatic knuckle cracking thing and then say to myself, “it’s now or never chico” and then i click on the issue.  i don’t read too many journals by name rather than accidentally through someone else’s work.  but i like robot melon.  i think i would be gratified if robot melon existed for another 25 years.  and on the 25th year stephen daniel lewis just wrote a really long obscene and hateful post and was like “robot melon will never die homey”.

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15 Comments

  1. Matt

      Robot Mellon has the same power that the sun has, just without the cancer giving properties.

  2. Matt

      Robot Mellon has the same power that the sun has, just without the cancer giving properties.

  3. Matt

      Robot Mellon has the same power that the sun has, just without the cancer giving properties.

  4. pr

      Well, this is sort of boobs friday, in that melons can be booblike.

  5. pr

      Well, this is sort of boobs friday, in that melons can be booblike.

  6. pr

      Well, this is sort of boobs friday, in that melons can be booblike.

  7. Jimmy Chen

      i really like the design and savoca’s drawings. more journals should incorporate ‘original’ art.

  8. Jimmy Chen

      i really like the design and savoca’s drawings. more journals should incorporate ‘original’ art.

  9. Jimmy Chen

      i really like the design and savoca’s drawings. more journals should incorporate ‘original’ art.

  10. sam pink

      i agree with the art thing. each robot melon is a piece of art. each one is separate and, dare i say it, “sweet as hell.”

  11. sam pink

      i agree with the art thing. each robot melon is a piece of art. each one is separate and, dare i say it, “sweet as hell.”

  12. sam pink

      i agree with the art thing. each robot melon is a piece of art. each one is separate and, dare i say it, “sweet as hell.”

  13. stephen lewis

      sam pink mailed me boob cancer

  14. stephen lewis

      sam pink mailed me boob cancer

  15. stephen lewis

      sam pink mailed me boob cancer