June 21st, 2010 / 2:06 pm
Random

Tomorrow you’re homeless, tonight it’s a blast.

Someone should write a cultural history of the celebratory sports riot.

Scratch that. Someone should give me a large enough grant or advance so I can quit my job and spend the next year or so researching and writing a cultural history of the celebratory sports riot.

(File this under a brand new category of HTML Giant post: Pitchin’ Shit to the Aether.)

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24 Comments

  1. Adam Robinson

      Why did those guys do that to that taxi?

  2. Matthew Simmons

      Who knows. Seems a random target.

      I guess maybe that’s the point.

  3. zzzzzipp

      HOW MANY CAMERAS

  4. PHM

      Boston 2004.

      :)

  5. Tim

      Here’s my idea to pitch to the aether: a journal that publishes nothing but freshly written serialized novellas. Would it be brilliant or idiotic? I can’t decide.

      And I’d read your monograph on the sports riot. It seems utterly idiotic. What must it feel like to have your property destroyed by a crowd incensed not by a social injustice or a personal offense but by the outcome of a sports event? I think I’d leave my home and go live in a field or something and talk with rabbits.

  6. gavin

      You guys have it wrong. That taxi had it coming. That taxi paid for its misdeeds. There are no innocent taxis. The people of LA have spoken.

  7. Pontius J. LaBar

      Maybe they mistook “Independent Cab Co.” for independent thought.

  8. PHM

      Might be brilliant. Sounds like the kind of thing you’d want to do for eReader-type things, since that’s much longer fiction you’re talking about. Or paper, there’s always paper.

  9. Adam Robinson

      Why did those guys do that to that taxi?

  10. Matthew Simmons

      Who knows. Seems a random target.

      I guess maybe that’s the point.

  11. zzzzzipp

      HOW MANY CAMERAS

  12. PHM

      Boston 2004.

      :)

  13. Tim

      Here’s my idea to pitch to the aether: a journal that publishes nothing but freshly written serialized novellas. Would it be brilliant or idiotic? I can’t decide.

      And I’d read your monograph on the sports riot. It seems utterly idiotic. What must it feel like to have your property destroyed by a crowd incensed not by a social injustice or a personal offense but by the outcome of a sports event? I think I’d leave my home and go live in a field or something and talk with rabbits.

  14. gavin

      You guys have it wrong. That taxi had it coming. That taxi paid for its misdeeds. There are no innocent taxis. The people of LA have spoken.

  15. Pontius J. LaBar

      Maybe they mistook “Independent Cab Co.” for independent thought.

  16. PHM

      Might be brilliant. Sounds like the kind of thing you’d want to do for eReader-type things, since that’s much longer fiction you’re talking about. Or paper, there’s always paper.

  17. osmon steele

      Now you can smash all the windows that you want.

      All you really need is some friends and a rock.

  18. osmon steele

      Now you can smash all the windows that you want.

      All you really need is some friends and a rock.

  19. Sean

      Argument for Man as inherently good…

      Man as inherently evil…

      Once the Law looks away (due to night, huge crowd, too little resources during a recession, etc), do we (you and me) plant flowers or break glass?

      Loot, loot on, my heart.

  20. Matthew Simmons

      For a little while, I thought he was singing:

      “…some friends and gallant.”

  21. Sean

      Argument for Man as inherently good…

      Man as inherently evil…

      Once the Law looks away (due to night, huge crowd, too little resources during a recession, etc), do we (you and me) plant flowers or break glass?

      Loot, loot on, my heart.

  22. Matthew Simmons

      For a little while, I thought he was singing:

      “…some friends and gallant.”

  23. mykle
  24. mykle