Reason #81923: Animal Crackers
Tags: animal crackers
Ah, President’s Choice. “Worth switching supermarkets for” (or whatever).
personally, i don’t trust a language that doesn’t have a word for queefing (they call it a pussy fart- which i feel is misleading).
A bout de souffle is a great title, but did the Marxes gong the funny-tuning-fork in Biscuits en forme d’animaux?
origino
These are the best damn animal crackers I’ve ever had.
you make me smile, kendra.
And you drive the boys wild.
c’est tout craché
I have to admit: I think the French version of animal crackers is the best thing ever.
there is a term for queefing it’s “pete de plote”
this reminds me of a jar of nutella that i got in iceland that had the ingredients translated in several scandinavian languages. one of them said: hazelnootpasta
camels always think they’re better than everyone else.
pete de plote and flatus vaginalis are more onomatopoetically accurate than “queef”, which sounds like a belch squeezing around glans penis.
Ah, President’s Choice. “Worth switching supermarkets for” (or whatever).
personally, i don’t trust a language that doesn’t have a word for queefing (they call it a pussy fart- which i feel is misleading).
A bout de souffle is a great title, but did the Marxes gong the funny-tuning-fork in Biscuits en forme d’animaux?
origino
These are the best damn animal crackers I’ve ever had.
you make me smile, kendra.
And you drive the boys wild.
c’est tout craché
I have to admit: I think the French version of animal crackers is the best thing ever.
there is a term for queefing it’s “pete de plote”
this reminds me of a jar of nutella that i got in iceland that had the ingredients translated in several scandinavian languages. one of them said: hazelnootpasta
camels always think they’re better than everyone else.
pete de plote and flatus vaginalis are more onomatopoetically accurate than “queef”, which sounds like a belch squeezing around glans penis.