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Chen’d.
The only thing that would’ve made this better is if he had said “Chen, OUT” when he finished.
That was great. But why’d you take the toothpick out? It was full-on Cobra there for a sec (or was that a match he always chewed on?).
Another thing: Can we organize a fight thing/boxing tournament? It would be so great. We’ll figure out the seeds, line it all up, and the champion gets his next book published by a sponsor. I know I wouldn’t win (I hate fighting) but I might make it a few rounds. The people I would be most scared to fight are Sam Pink, Jimmy Chen, and Adam Robinson. Between rounds, instead of a girl in a bathing suit holding up a sign, Andy Devine in a trench coat could come in and hold up a big word on a sign, just to set the tone for the next round.
jimmy, baby, let it go man…
wasnt the old greenish htmlgiant on wordpress? well it looked better then…
also. current htmlgiant content:
“Part drunk, part bee-stung dog. Holding a bottle and a leashed alligator. You ever lived out of a lake? A snake will bite when dead. I’d much rather sit here and look at trees.You smell sweeter than soap. I don’t drink liquor! I fall into… I dip my tongue.”
really jimmy
Best iPod commercial ever.
JIMMY CHEN I AM DRUNK RIGHT NOW AND THIS POST IS AMAZING I AGREE WITH YOU 100% AND I LOL’D 100 TIMES DURING THIS VIDEO
Chen’d.
The only thing that would’ve made this better is if he had said “Chen, OUT” when he finished.
That was great. But why’d you take the toothpick out? It was full-on Cobra there for a sec (or was that a match he always chewed on?).
Another thing: Can we organize a fight thing/boxing tournament? It would be so great. We’ll figure out the seeds, line it all up, and the champion gets his next book published by a sponsor. I know I wouldn’t win (I hate fighting) but I might make it a few rounds. The people I would be most scared to fight are Sam Pink, Jimmy Chen, and Adam Robinson. Between rounds, instead of a girl in a bathing suit holding up a sign, Andy Devine in a trench coat could come in and hold up a big word on a sign, just to set the tone for the next round.
jimmy, baby, let it go man…
wasnt the old greenish htmlgiant on wordpress? well it looked better then…
also. current htmlgiant content:
“Part drunk, part bee-stung dog. Holding a bottle and a leashed alligator. You ever lived out of a lake? A snake will bite when dead. I’d much rather sit here and look at trees.You smell sweeter than soap. I don’t drink liquor! I fall into… I dip my tongue.”
really jimmy
adam robinson took a bottle to the head b/c he wouldn’t give up his cell. he’s money and i don’t think he knows it.
Best iPod commercial ever.
JIMMY CHEN I AM DRUNK RIGHT NOW AND THIS POST IS AMAZING I AGREE WITH YOU 100% AND I LOL’D 100 TIMES DURING THIS VIDEO
the part where jimmy explains why a chick isn’t in to him is fucking hilarious.
High road?
jimmy was responding to an attack. why is this an issue?
paul attacked both an entity and individuals. he deserves some sort of response.
personally, i ever catch madore in public and we are going to have a talk about what he said about paula.
“Between rounds, instead of a girl in a bathing suit holding up a sign, Andy Devine in a trench coat could come in and hold up a big word on a sign, just to set the tone for the next round.”
Genius
I’ll take all comers. Let’s go all you pieces of shit, I’ll lay you to waste.
Peter Cole KO’d me with one punch to the face.
Jereme–I know this was a response. It just seems unnecessary, that’s all. Something that could’ve been done via email or phone or in person perhaps.
Boxing tournament would be great, though. And based on what I’ve read of Paul’s work, seems like something he’d go for.
i think people are sleeping on baumann for this thing. i’ve held that baby in my arms, he is nothing but wire and steel.
but can we do straight street fighting? like is it cool if i whip my keys around in my hand really fast and try to blind people?
if so, oh man, let’s do this shit.
paul’s initial response was in public.
?
why does it bother you? what is “necessary” in life to say and what isn’t?
drops his right when he makes pithy comments about religious scholars.
So you know: I’m not defending Paul, nor am I condemning Jimmy. I could give a shit, really.
I won’t tell you what is or is not necessary in life, just as I wouldn’t want you to tell me what is or is not necessary in my life.
we agree. value systems differ.
fuck the high road.
gots the hots for JC
adam robinson took a bottle to the head b/c he wouldn’t give up his cell. he’s money and i don’t think he knows it.
I ALSO LIKED THAT
ha. what’s that weird little picture on the right of the screen? the black and white?
there was a boxing match with a couple authors, craig davidson (who wrote a book about boxing, i think) and some poet. it always feels like boxing (and/or running) is the fiction writers sport, yeah? why? i’m a big fan of what barry hannah and david foster wallace did for tennis. anyway. some physical competition with all these minds of gianters would be fun to watch…
re: “Part drunk ….. I dip my tongue.”
I am a huge fan of the Lovelace language aesthetic. Please don’t change a thing, Professor L.
to be honest, sean should be happy he is getting some negative press.
people sort of neglect him, i feel.
the part where jimmy explains why a chick isn’t in to him is fucking hilarious.
lol…
High road?
jimmy was responding to an attack. why is this an issue?
paul attacked both an entity and individuals. he deserves some sort of response.
personally, i ever catch madore in public and we are going to have a talk about what he said about paula.
“Between rounds, instead of a girl in a bathing suit holding up a sign, Andy Devine in a trench coat could come in and hold up a big word on a sign, just to set the tone for the next round.”
Genius
that picture is an acrylic portrait of Obama as jesus that i painted before the election, detailed here: http://twitpic.com/9rg76
i feel you jereme. some sort of response is justifiable, but not really necessary. one strategy in socrates topoi that really appeals to me is ignoring something that is so seemingly ridiculous and inconsequential that it doesnt merit a response. in a way ackowledging it is legitimizing it, admitting it mat have merit, therefore it may need defended. either way i still love you suckas.
and mimi, i wasnt dissing seans babble. i am a huge fan actually. he knows that. im just making a point. why is one person’s babble ok and another’s is dissed? seems silly.
barry, this review was satirical, relax. the old greenish version of htmlgiant was not a wordpress template, but gene’s initial design. peace out.
“he’s in an army”
I’ll take all comers. Let’s go all you pieces of shit, I’ll lay you to waste.
Peter Cole KO’d me with one punch to the face.
Jereme–I know this was a response. It just seems unnecessary, that’s all. Something that could’ve been done via email or phone or in person perhaps.
Boxing tournament would be great, though. And based on what I’ve read of Paul’s work, seems like something he’d go for.
too subtle for some playas
i think people are sleeping on baumann for this thing. i’ve held that baby in my arms, he is nothing but wire and steel.
but can we do straight street fighting? like is it cool if i whip my keys around in my hand really fast and try to blind people?
if so, oh man, let’s do this shit.
Jimmy,
You need to practice. Your impersonation of Paul is a little flat.
paul’s initial response was in public.
?
why does it bother you? what is “necessary” in life to say and what isn’t?
did you know when i get drunk
i get really, really excited
about everything
drops his right when he makes pithy comments about religious scholars.
considered taking ROFL out of metaphor and into reality but i’m babysitting a bunch of sixteen-yr-old and they think i’m weird enough as it is, plus we’re doing kickflips in the classroom
So you know: I’m not defending Paul, nor am I condemning Jimmy. I could give a shit, really.
I won’t tell you what is or is not necessary in life, just as I wouldn’t want you to tell me what is or is not necessary in my life.
sweet
hahaha. im relaxed man. its summer, i dont work, im bored.
Jonathan Ames.
It wasn’t Ames’s first big match, either. Here’s more. The essay in My Less than Secret Life is quite good.
I think you should’ve opened with, “So…ummm…whatzit…uh say…” like he did.
we agree. value systems differ.
fuck the high road.
wow, not what i was expecting (obama as jesus, nice), in terms of content and just how it looks up close. he looks frailer from a distance, more physically imposing up close. thanks.
oh, and i like.
hahahah
yeah, my money’s on sam.
but i used to pay someone to punch me in the head every day for a few months. i don’t know anything anymore.
oh cool, thanks. it looks like ames handled him pretty easily. there’s a good still where he’s turned davidson’s headgear around.
“like he’s able”
true dat
I think you should go for it.
Be Fearless!
gots the hots for JC
don’t even know what fear means, mimi,
except that it’s a kick-ass john cale album.
some kid just busted ass trying to jump a chair,
pulling the plug on this sesh.
laughing all over the place the way oil surfing will be the next summer olympic sport, london 2012 baby
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGSQZ1elg1o
Who’s a good reviewer? Hmm? Huh? Who can review Jimmy’s review of a website? Who can? Who can?
YOU CAN! That’s right. You can! You can!
Tsa good puppy!
I ALSO LIKED THAT
shortly after posting this review, he toiletpapered the house.
ha. what’s that weird little picture on the right of the screen? the black and white?
there was a boxing match with a couple authors, craig davidson (who wrote a book about boxing, i think) and some poet. it always feels like boxing (and/or running) is the fiction writers sport, yeah? why? i’m a big fan of what barry hannah and david foster wallace did for tennis. anyway. some physical competition with all these minds of gianters would be fun to watch…
haha
re: “Part drunk ….. I dip my tongue.”
I am a huge fan of the Lovelace language aesthetic. Please don’t change a thing, Professor L.
to be honest, sean should be happy he is getting some negative press.
people sort of neglect him, i feel.
lol…
that picture is an acrylic portrait of Obama as jesus that i painted before the election, detailed here: http://twitpic.com/9rg76
i feel you jereme. some sort of response is justifiable, but not really necessary. one strategy in socrates topoi that really appeals to me is ignoring something that is so seemingly ridiculous and inconsequential that it doesnt merit a response. in a way ackowledging it is legitimizing it, admitting it mat have merit, therefore it may need defended. either way i still love you suckas.
and mimi, i wasnt dissing seans babble. i am a huge fan actually. he knows that. im just making a point. why is one person’s babble ok and another’s is dissed? seems silly.
barry, this review was satirical, relax. the old greenish version of htmlgiant was not a wordpress template, but gene’s initial design. peace out.
“he’s in an army”
too subtle for some playas
Jimmy,
You need to practice. Your impersonation of Paul is a little flat.
did you know when i get drunk
i get really, really excited
about everything
considered taking ROFL out of metaphor and into reality but i’m babysitting a bunch of sixteen-yr-old and they think i’m weird enough as it is, plus we’re doing kickflips in the classroom
sweet
hahaha. im relaxed man. its summer, i dont work, im bored.
Jonathan Ames.
It wasn’t Ames’s first big match, either. Here’s more. The essay in My Less than Secret Life is quite good.
I think you should’ve opened with, “So…ummm…whatzit…uh say…” like he did.
wow, not what i was expecting (obama as jesus, nice), in terms of content and just how it looks up close. he looks frailer from a distance, more physically imposing up close. thanks.
oh, and i like.
hahahah
yeah, my money’s on sam.
but i used to pay someone to punch me in the head every day for a few months. i don’t know anything anymore.
oh cool, thanks. it looks like ames handled him pretty easily. there’s a good still where he’s turned davidson’s headgear around.
“like he’s able”
true dat
I think you should go for it.
Be Fearless!
don’t even know what fear means, mimi,
except that it’s a kick-ass john cale album.
some kid just busted ass trying to jump a chair,
pulling the plug on this sesh.
laughing all over the place the way oil surfing will be the next summer olympic sport, london 2012 baby
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGSQZ1elg1o
Who’s a good reviewer? Hmm? Huh? Who can review Jimmy’s review of a website? Who can? Who can?
YOU CAN! That’s right. You can! You can!
Tsa good puppy!
shortly after posting this review, he toiletpapered the house.
come to cali barry.
haha
barry, fucked that man. what is it with you old hens bottle coddling this prick?
let’s call madore for what he is: a whiny petty litty bitch.
madore’s only fame has been garnered in the wake of his tantrums of perceived exclusion from a scene.
he wined until tao lin finally took notice of him.
he continuously wines (over a year?) about his lack of prominence in the “htmlgiant scene”.
the kid is bullshit. fuck him. he needs to learn some life lessons. let that bitch sleep in his house.
you know i love you, but shit.
no more breast feeding.
Jimmy Chen.
“don’t have an ipad but i got an ipod”
Are you related to this guy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM
come to cali barry.
THERE IS MURDER IN YOUR HEART, I CAN SMELL IT
barry, fucked that man. what is it with you old hens bottle coddling this prick?
let’s call madore for what he is: a whiny petty litty bitch.
madore’s only fame has been garnered in the wake of his tantrums of perceived exclusion from a scene.
he wined until tao lin finally took notice of him.
he continuously wines (over a year?) about his lack of prominence in the “htmlgiant scene”.
the kid is bullshit. fuck him. he needs to learn some life lessons. let that bitch sleep in his house.
you know i love you, but shit.
no more breast feeding.
ftw
well that will teach you not to talk about putting things in his key hole
Wait, it’s Jeremy Dean? I’ve been thinking it’s pronounced “Jer-ehm”
i kept waiting for you to stand up, jimmy, like paul did
that would have been insanish, or insane, i’m not sure which i’d choose if i had more time to edit this
Jimmy Chen.
“don’t have an ipad but i got an ipod”
Are you related to this guy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM
o the banality! it’s too bad anal is involved because that’s a cute doggie!
i wish i were the kind of person who would look okay walking a bulldog because i love them.
THERE IS MURDER IN YOUR HEART, I CAN SMELL IT
ftw
well that will teach you not to talk about putting things in his key hole
Wait, it’s Jeremy Dean? I’ve been thinking it’s pronounced “Jer-ehm”
i kept waiting for you to stand up, jimmy, like paul did
that would have been insanish, or insane, i’m not sure which i’d choose if i had more time to edit this
o the banality! it’s too bad anal is involved because that’s a cute doggie!
i wish i were the kind of person who would look okay walking a bulldog because i love them.
jimmy chen is chill to fuck
that was improper of you, m g scott
That was weak. I can’t believe everyone’s licking your balls for that pathetic mess. Have you really become that important?
Grade: “Lame. I expect a lot more from you, Jimmy. 25%”
jimmy chen is chill to fuck
that was improper of you, m g scott
That was weak. I can’t believe everyone’s licking your balls for that pathetic mess. Have you really become that important?
Grade: “Lame. I expect a lot more from you, Jimmy. 25%”
this video makes me really want dim sum, jimmy.
this video makes me really want dim sum, jimmy.
I love you Jimmy Chen. I love this so damn much. Thank you, friend.
I’ll take Chen and Butler in a two-to-one. Tally ho and tally up.
I love you Jimmy Chen. I love this so damn much. Thank you, friend.
I’ll take Chen and Butler in a two-to-one. Tally ho and tally up.
this makes everything better
this makes everything better
That’s not true, jackass. Whatever notoriety I have existed long before this place came around. Ask Darby.
You must be another of Dean’s “old hens,” dear.
That’s not true, jackass. Whatever notoriety I have existed long before this place came around. Ask Darby.
You must be another of Dean’s “old hens,” dear.
it is a french spelling.
pronounced “jjjrrrggheeeee eee eeee mmmmmmmmhhh”
NO MORE BREAST FEEDING, PAUL.
it is a french spelling.
pronounced “jjjrrrggheeeee eee eeee mmmmmmmmhhh”
NO MORE BREAST FEEDING, PAUL.
Chen’s advice on getting women here is invaluable. Thanks Chen, you loverboy.
Wow. It took me forever to figure out what you were talking about there.
That must be it. Sounds sexist. I’m offended.
Chen’s advice on getting women here is invaluable. Thanks Chen, you loverboy.
Wow. It took me forever to figure out what you were talking about there.
That must be it. Sounds sexist. I’m offended.
You should, like, write a post about Jereme Dean’s rampant sexism destroys all that is good and right in the world because, you know, he’s just not nice enough to girls and stuff.
about how*
I mean this in jest, by the way. This is not to insult your intelligence but to clarify for the onlooker who is ready to pounce on my blatant misognysmisonslns.
You should, like, write a post about Jereme Dean’s rampant sexism destroys all that is good and right in the world because, you know, he’s just not nice enough to girls and stuff.
about how*
I mean this in jest, by the way. This is not to insult your intelligence but to clarify for the onlooker who is ready to pounce on my blatant misognysmisonslns.
Of course, sweetheart.
Of course, sweetheart.
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