23 Comments

1. July 2nd, 2013 / 5:33 pm drewkalbach—

   thought that said ‘death hummus is yummmmmms’ for a second

2. July 2nd, 2013 / 5:52 pm Rauan Klassnik—

   Blake’s in talks with James Franco about bringing his talents to HTMLGIANT

3. July 2nd, 2013 / 8:16 pm markbaumer—

   Almost everyone pooped in June except the dead people

4. July 2nd, 2013 / 10:58 pm jereme_dean—

   I heard there’s going to be a shitton of abysmal sex between writers at the next AWP.

5. July 2nd, 2013 / 11:13 pm A D Jameson—

   You and me, Jereme?

6. July 2nd, 2013 / 11:15 pm Rauan Klassnik—

   dead people poop

7. July 2nd, 2013 / 11:15 pm Rauan Klassnik—

   i’ll pay to watch that abomination

8. July 2nd, 2013 / 11:16 pm jereme_dean—

   I welcome any person to fuck my mouth or ass if they catch me at AWP.

9. July 2nd, 2013 / 11:16 pm A D Jameson—

   Sweet I finally figured out how to make money off AWP.

10. July 2nd, 2013 / 11:18 pm A D Jameson—

    AWP should stand for something vulgar because it is very vulgar.

11. July 2nd, 2013 / 11:51 pm Mark Cugini—

    hey that phrase sounds familiar.

12. July 2nd, 2013 / 11:52 pm Mark Cugini—

    just downvoted myself.

13. July 3rd, 2013 / 12:05 am Jeremy Hopkins—

    I’m glad you asked.

14. July 3rd, 2013 / 12:12 am A D Jameson—

    I wonder what the most downvoted comment in the history of HG is?

15. July 3rd, 2013 / 12:21 am Jeremy Hopkins—

    That would be a good article. Better than most top ten lists.

16. July 3rd, 2013 / 12:39 am A D Jameson—

    I wish Disqus offered more robust search features. If it did, I’d compile a list of the most/least popular comments in HG history, with links…

    (If anyone knows how to find such comments, please let me know!)

17. July 3rd, 2013 / 1:16 am Rauan Klassnik—

    now i know you’ll be there!

18. July 3rd, 2013 / 10:58 am mimi—

    you guyz could do a daisy chain – rake in the benjaminz

19. July 3rd, 2013 / 11:18 am Frank Rodriguez—

    I like Death Hums’ pricing structure but I’d appreciate an “Underemployed” option.

20. July 3rd, 2013 / 3:12 pm Mark Cugini—

    Maybe I shouldn’t talk for the press, but I’m sure they’d understand. You should do the unemployed option, and if they give you grief, blame it on my broke ass.

21. July 3rd, 2013 / 3:25 pm Erik Stinson—

    tao just started working as an elite customer care representative at HSBC private bank

22. July 4th, 2013 / 7:53 am markbaumer—

    how will we ever know when we’re dead if we keep pooping?

23. July 4th, 2013 / 12:22 pm Rauan Klassnik—

    you’re right man– when I die the universe dies with me, poop and all, nothing persists — this is the heart of the great lyrical writer, blah, blah :)