Hey, I think HTML Giant should do its own MFA program ranking. Suggestions for criteria? Biggest party MFA? Cutest instructors? Best team mascot? I’ll start a list!
Ken Baumann’s School of Get Money and Fancy Times
hairiest faces. or Faeces.
Whatever the criteria, just make sure Iowa is on top. It’s the only indisputable fact of MFA ranks, and you’ll only undermine your authority if the program’s not up there where people expect it to be.
seems pretty obvious that they’d have the best butts because they’ve had butts the longest
I don’t know. The longer I have mine, the more it sags.
schools should be ranked by the number of their graduates who have published in elimae
Now, you. I think we all know you could bounce a quarter off Shya Scanlon’s ass.
i’m going to warm up my gaydar
size/height/complexity of beer can pyramids
most teeth missing in graduates
# of people who graduate and never write again
The MFA program I am totally wins- I win for everybody.
MFA programs should be ranked by individuals and kept to themselves.