“Hitler had the right idea; he was just an underachiever! Kill’ em all, Adolf! All of ’em! Jew, Mexican, American, White, kill ’em all! Start over, the experiment didn’t work!” – Bill Hicks
“Good evening, my name is Bill Hicks. I’ve been on the road now doing comedy 12 years, so, uh, bear with me while I plaster on a fake smile & plow through this shit one more time.”
it always puzzles me when i think how dennis leary has an entire multi-million dollar career off of stealing from Hicks and no one ever seems to be that outraged about it.
I heard someone say this about Hicks on something, can’t remember where:
Why does Denis Leary have a career?
Because there’s still no cure for cancer.
this post in some way is meant to refer to WILLA
Hicks: “I have a scoop for you. I stole his (Leary’s) act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did.”
anytime you can reference hitler, you’re doing something good
i liked that twilight zone where the guy wanted to be dangerous/important (whatever the f) and woke up as hitler
marge schott liked talking about hitler before she died
i have heard in his final bunker 20 minutes, hitler ate four cold nachos before eva