February 7th, 2010 / 3:08 pm
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Art History (Part One) by Vuk Vidor.

What do you own?

56 Comments

  1. February 7th, 2010 / 7:12 pm Kevin—

      hmmmm….

  2. February 7th, 2010 / 3:12 pm Kevin—

      hmmmm….

  3. February 7th, 2010 / 7:49 pm Lincoln—

      “art”

  4. February 7th, 2010 / 3:49 pm Lincoln—

      “art”

  5. February 7th, 2010 / 7:51 pm m—

      deez nuts

  6. February 7th, 2010 / 3:51 pm m—

      deez nuts

  7. February 7th, 2010 / 8:11 pm Lincoln—

      it must suck to be stuck with some really lame thing like “shopping,” “felt” or “drippings” when other peeps get awesome shit like “despair” or “memory”

  8. February 7th, 2010 / 4:11 pm Lincoln—

      it must suck to be stuck with some really lame thing like “shopping,” “felt” or “drippings” when other peeps get awesome shit like “despair” or “memory”

  9. February 7th, 2010 / 10:11 pm Sean—

      I own mediocrity.

  10. February 7th, 2010 / 6:11 pm Sean—

      I own mediocrity.

  11. February 7th, 2010 / 11:21 pm Tim Jones-Yelvington—

      I like “drippings” way better than memory or despair.

  12. February 7th, 2010 / 7:21 pm Tim Jones-Yelvington—

      I like “drippings” way better than memory or despair.

  13. February 7th, 2010 / 11:45 pm Amy McDaniel—

      2nded. also felt. and crockery especially tugs at my heart.

      thanks for this, ken. but i can’t answer your question; i feel like saying what i own would be like giving myself a pet name and urging people to use it.

  14. February 7th, 2010 / 7:45 pm Amy McDaniel—

      2nded. also felt. and crockery especially tugs at my heart.

      thanks for this, ken. but i can’t answer your question; i feel like saying what i own would be like giving myself a pet name and urging people to use it.

  15. February 7th, 2010 / 11:54 pm Merzmensch—

      Nice, but a little bit monistic list. Now I’d like to know, who doesn’t own what.
      Like:

      Magritte doesn’t own pipe.
      Proust doesn’t own time.
      Van Gogh doesn’t own ear.

  16. February 7th, 2010 / 7:54 pm Merzmensch—

      Nice, but a little bit monistic list. Now I’d like to know, who doesn’t own what.
      Like:

      Magritte doesn’t own pipe.
      Proust doesn’t own time.
      Van Gogh doesn’t own ear.

  17. February 7th, 2010 / 11:57 pm Amy McDaniel—

      !!!
      hilarious!
      Lynch doesn’t own highway.
      Milton doesn’t own paradise.

  18. February 7th, 2010 / 7:57 pm Amy McDaniel—

      !!!
      hilarious!
      Lynch doesn’t own highway.
      Milton doesn’t own paradise.

  19. February 8th, 2010 / 12:09 am Corey—

      Patton doesn’t own the preverbal.
      Greenaway doesn’t own art history.
      Massumi doesn’t own the body.
      Freud doesn’t own the mother.
      Lacan doesn’t own Freud.
      Zizek doesn’t own Lacan.
      Ashbery doesn’t own the prosaic.
      Perec doesn’t own the E.

  20. February 7th, 2010 / 8:09 pm Corey—

      Patton doesn’t own the preverbal.
      Greenaway doesn’t own art history.
      Massumi doesn’t own the body.
      Freud doesn’t own the mother.
      Lacan doesn’t own Freud.
      Zizek doesn’t own Lacan.
      Ashbery doesn’t own the prosaic.
      Perec doesn’t own the E.

  21. February 8th, 2010 / 12:15 am Vin Diesel—

      Vin Diesel owns over 50 pairs of shoes and boots with lifts.

  22. February 7th, 2010 / 8:15 pm Vin Diesel—

      Vin Diesel owns over 50 pairs of shoes and boots with lifts.

  23. February 8th, 2010 / 12:51 am shaun—

      I just own.

  24. February 7th, 2010 / 8:51 pm shaun—

      I just own.

  25. February 8th, 2010 / 1:17 am rachel a.—

      sartre doesn’t own exit
      stefani doesn’t own doubt
      sparks doesn’t own air

  26. February 7th, 2010 / 9:17 pm rachel a.—

      sartre doesn’t own exit
      stefani doesn’t own doubt
      sparks doesn’t own air

  27. February 8th, 2010 / 1:32 am mimi—

      Dante doesn’t own hell.

  28. February 7th, 2010 / 9:32 pm mimi—

      Dante doesn’t own hell.

  29. February 8th, 2010 / 1:39 am Vin Diesel—

      Lish owns Carver.

  30. February 7th, 2010 / 9:39 pm Vin Diesel—

      Lish owns Carver.

  31. February 8th, 2010 / 1:40 am Vin Diesel—

      Lutz owns Grammar.

  32. February 7th, 2010 / 9:40 pm Vin Diesel—

      Lutz owns Grammar.

  33. February 8th, 2010 / 1:46 am Vin Diesel—

      De Niro owns Lack.

  34. February 7th, 2010 / 9:46 pm Vin Diesel—

      De Niro owns Lack.

  35. February 8th, 2010 / 2:08 am Landon—

      this is stupid.

  36. February 7th, 2010 / 10:08 pm Landon—

      this is stupid.

  37. February 8th, 2010 / 2:10 am Landon—

      closed minded and nihilistic.

  38. February 7th, 2010 / 10:10 pm Landon—

      closed minded and nihilistic.

  39. February 8th, 2010 / 2:11 am Landon—

      but maybe i’m just pissed because bitches get me down….

  40. February 7th, 2010 / 10:11 pm Landon—

      but maybe i’m just pissed because bitches get me down….

  41. February 8th, 2010 / 2:17 am Amy McDaniel—

      godard doesn’t own breath

  42. February 7th, 2010 / 10:17 pm Amy McDaniel—

      godard doesn’t own breath

  43. February 8th, 2010 / 3:18 am n—

      deez nuts

  44. February 8th, 2010 / 3:18 am m—

      deez nuts

  45. February 7th, 2010 / 11:18 pm n—

      deez nuts

  46. February 7th, 2010 / 11:18 pm m—

      deez nuts

  47. February 8th, 2010 / 5:36 am Lincoln—

      drippings is a gimmick, memory and despair are vast terrains

  48. February 8th, 2010 / 1:36 am Lincoln—

      drippings is a gimmick, memory and despair are vast terrains

  49. February 8th, 2010 / 5:57 pm Pete—

      A ’95 Honda Civic…no, wait, the title’s in my wife’s name. Nothing, then.

  50. February 8th, 2010 / 1:57 pm Pete—

      A ’95 Honda Civic…no, wait, the title’s in my wife’s name. Nothing, then.

  51. February 8th, 2010 / 6:12 pm jsligh—

      Same thing for writers? I want to give California to Joan Didion. There’ll be a helluva fight over Brooklyn. Actually, all of the words I can think of are contested — I mean, who would give Littell the Holocaust without a fight?

      Vonnegut owns Dresden.
      Pound owns fascism.
      Calasso owns myth.
      Vollmann owns violence.
      Doctorow owns history.
      Julavitis owns hostage negotiation.
      Díaz owns Spanglish.

      Perec doesn’t own the letter E.

      (shit! pwned on preview by Corey)

  52. February 8th, 2010 / 2:12 pm jsligh—

      Same thing for writers? I want to give California to Joan Didion. There’ll be a helluva fight over Brooklyn. Actually, all of the words I can think of are contested — I mean, who would give Littell the Holocaust without a fight?

      Vonnegut owns Dresden.
      Pound owns fascism.
      Calasso owns myth.
      Vollmann owns violence.
      Doctorow owns history.
      Julavitis owns hostage negotiation.
      Díaz owns Spanglish.

      Perec doesn’t own the letter E.

      (shit! pwned on preview by Corey)

  53. February 9th, 2010 / 11:50 pm Nathan (Nate) Tyree—

      Drunken stupidity and meaningless erections

  54. February 9th, 2010 / 7:50 pm Nathan (Nate) Tyree—

      Drunken stupidity and meaningless erections

  55. February 10th, 2010 / 5:28 am Ross Brighton—

      Cage owns Joyce

  56. February 10th, 2010 / 1:28 am Ross Brighton—

      Cage owns Joyce