21 Comments

1. November 28th, 2012 / 1:39 am Kyle Minor—

   To zero extent. The internet has only made my life better in 73 different ways.

2. November 28th, 2012 / 1:40 am lily hoang—

   nice

3. November 28th, 2012 / 1:47 am Grant Maierhofer—

   the internet has turned my attention span into an elusive bird that quotes nonsense to itself over and over and eats its own shit

4. November 28th, 2012 / 1:49 am lorian long—

   somewhere between 2006 and 2010 i chose the internet over the best boyfriend i ever had, so i guess to that extent

5. November 28th, 2012 / 1:58 am Brooks Sterritt—

   To the extent of the fax machine, only more so.

6. November 28th, 2012 / 2:12 am lily hoang—

   If I sent love letters via fax, that would be a total failure.

7. November 28th, 2012 / 2:16 am Brooks Sterritt—

   Enter the Age of the E-Fax!

8. November 28th, 2012 / 6:45 am jmbg—

   to some extent. it has probably made me more intelligent–it has definitely made me less personable.

9. November 28th, 2012 / 12:08 pm mimi—

   thanks to the internet in general and wikipedia in specific, i now Think i know a whole lot more about a whole bunch of things than i actually Do know about them

   and it is now Much More Fun to have conversations With Myself

   and i am a happier, more content, more interesting, interested, engaged, informed and self-assured person because of this

10. November 28th, 2012 / 12:21 pm mimi—

    And i write a lot of Stoopid comments like the one above

11. November 28th, 2012 / 3:21 pm sam salvador—

    when i come to this site it sounds like I’m playing Counterstrike again, which was the Internet at its best, all downhill from there

12. November 28th, 2012 / 4:45 pm jmbg—

    it’s sort of like having an external memory: you don’t know it, but you’ve seen it before and can find it again.

13. November 28th, 2012 / 5:45 pm Michael J Seidlinger—

    It has completely ruined my life. I need a screen around me at all times.

14. November 28th, 2012 / 6:20 pm Nick Mamatas—

    Not nearly enough, but it keeps trying.

15. November 28th, 2012 / 7:25 pm mimi—

    yes

    now if only i had a completely comprehensive wikipedia for my own brain/knowledge/memories/dreams etc

16. November 28th, 2012 / 7:39 pm jereme_dean—

    17-year-old me can never unsee jugofcum.jpg

17. November 28th, 2012 / 9:13 pm marshall mallicoat—

    i miss cs 1.5 and message boards

18. November 28th, 2012 / 10:43 pm Ryan Bradford—

    Whoa. I experienced those Counterstrike noises the other night when I had a hundred tabs open (which is usually the case) and couldn’t figure out where they were coming from. I thought they were ghosts.

    No but seriously guys, quit pretending that the internet isn’t the best.

19. November 28th, 2012 / 11:15 pm deadgod—

    To pretty much the same extent hookers and cocaine have: -/+0.

    (It might be too early to tell.)

20. November 29th, 2012 / 11:51 pm William Owen—

    I’m bad at internet, like most vices.

21. December 1st, 2012 / 7:18 pm Grant Maierhofer—

    to the extent that i can more easily list off a smattering of hilarious porno videos than i can reasons i A. love humanity or B. love myself. lol.