26 Comments

1. May 31st, 2012 / 3:34 pm Anonymous—

   YOU MEANT “WHAT ARE THE ILLUMINATI”.

   “ILLUMINATI” IS THE “PLURAL FORM” OF “ILLUMINATUS”.

   “ILLUMINATUS” MEANS “ILLUMINATED” IN LATIN.

   THE “ILLUMINATI” ARE AN “HERMETIC SOCIETY”, WHICH IS NOT “OFFICIALLY”/”PUBLICLY” RECOGNIZED AS ONE.

   THEIR PURPOSES ARE UNKNOWN TO THOSE OUTSIDE THE SOCIETY.

2. May 31st, 2012 / 4:11 pm Bobby Dixon—

   knowing the Dalkey summer sale has started before anyone else qualifies one to be in the illuminati 

3. May 31st, 2012 / 4:53 pm postitbreakup—

   that thing steve made up

4. May 31st, 2012 / 5:42 pm Bradley Sands—

   The protagonists and antagonists in The Illuminatus! Trilogy.

5. May 31st, 2012 / 6:47 pm A D Jameson—

   They painted the Mona Lisa.

6. May 31st, 2012 / 6:52 pm Spenser Davis—

   blake butler + tao lin 

7. May 31st, 2012 / 6:53 pm Spenser Davis—

   I AM PROUD TO BEAR WITNESS TO AN ENLIGHTENED MIND SUCH AS YOURS

8. May 31st, 2012 / 8:59 pm Ben Roylance—

   come on guys. i think we all know. why bother asking? why bother asking? 

9. May 31st, 2012 / 9:00 pm j orloski—

   is it guy fieri? 

10. May 31st, 2012 / 10:16 pm Anonymous—

    (1) They’re like the X-Men, misunderstood by most, mutated, trying to save the world from itself. (2) My dad.

11. May 31st, 2012 / 10:36 pm herocious—

    Dan Brown Dan Briwn Dan Briwn Dan Brown Dan Broen

12. May 31st, 2012 / 10:36 pm Steve Roggenbuck—

    666

13. May 31st, 2012 / 10:44 pm Alexandra McLaren—

    all my ladyparts

14. May 31st, 2012 / 11:38 pm Ethan—

    “United Nations, gunfire style patient
    Formulatin rap plural acapella occupation
    Conquer land like Napoleon, military bomb fest
    We want sanitary food, planetary conquest
    Thug peoples on some hardcore body shit
    Get your shit together ‘fore the fuck Illuminati hit”

    ~ Wu Tang

15. May 31st, 2012 / 11:40 pm Ethan—

    i guess that’s not my own words but U-God said it best

16. May 31st, 2012 / 11:49 pm deadgod—

    If the words are your own words, then your ‘answer’ is inaccurate.

17. May 31st, 2012 / 11:53 pm Ethan—

    U-God vs deadgod

18. June 1st, 2012 / 12:07 am William VanDenBerg—

    I don’t know who they are, but their masked cult orgies down at the Arby’s are awesome.

19. June 1st, 2012 / 12:38 am deadgod—

    united playmation, porn addiction patient
    eyebuggin crap, knob polish no relation
    get to know your neighbor, no fuck that cupcake pest
    sanitary napkin holding his unfolding scolding never-rest
    in the backyard grill where softcore wifey won’t quit
    with testicular rotation on the illumination spit

20. June 1st, 2012 / 2:13 am Kevin Sampsell—

    A neck tie soaked in glitter. Cook on 275 for ten minutes. Place under wet rainbow. 

21. June 1st, 2012 / 10:12 am Ethan—

    damn, deadgod done brung it!

    ‘softcore wifey’ gave me the giggles

22. June 1st, 2012 / 12:50 pm drew kalbach—

    i’m pretty sure jay-z is one of the illuminated

23. June 1st, 2012 / 2:27 pm Frank Tas, the Raptor—

    Basically any rich dude who gets upset/his way when a bunch of people who work for him disagree with his retarded idea.

24. June 2nd, 2012 / 3:19 am shaun gannon—

    the only reason i checked this thread was to see your answer

25. June 2nd, 2012 / 4:21 am Steve Roggenbuck—

    hope your satisfied u sick fuck !!!. i talked to a bro tonight who told me he love’s your knife show poems, and i was liek, “u fuck face, i will show u a vid of him readding ‘i am shaun gannon,’ and it wil literally fuck u.”

26. June 2nd, 2012 / 4:23 am shaun gannon—

    hahah thanks