July 10th, 2013 / 11:28 pm
Snippets

How often do you floss?

19 Comments

  1. elias tezapsidis

      every other month.

  2. reynard

      when i have toothache

  3. Quincy Rhoads

      Never! #toothless by thirty

  4. A D Jameson

      After every goddamn meal.

  5. Brooks Sterritt

      seems like everyone is lying

  6. bartleby_taco

      flossing has been a new years resolution of mine for like five years now. i usually floss for a day or two, my gums get all swollen and bloody, and then i stop. i still would really like to floss. and stop biting my nails. and “work out” more consistently. and practice my spanish, and uhh eat more vegetables. UGH

  7. David Fishkind

      every evening except on weekend nights when i am drunk and see the endeavor as either undesirable or fruitless

  8. Jeremy Hopkins

      More often than I buy floss.

  9. Mark Cugini

      Oh, I don’t know.

  10. Mark Cugini

      THIS IS HOW YOU STAY PRETTY AMERICA

  11. reynard

      i don’t lie about wittgenstein, dawg

  12. deadgod

      Floss what–my last tooth?

  13. mimi
  14. nice_lady

      After every meal unless drinking. Immediately after sleeping after drinking.

  15. Bryan Butcher

      I floss when someone tells me I gots stuff in my teeth. And yo, who won those books from that post like 2 weeks ago? I wanted those.

  16. deadgod

      I brush my tinkle-merkin, little missy

      center-part

      oldschool

  17. mimi

      kinky

      har har har

  18. Matt_Margo

      Twice every day.

  19. Brooks Sterritt

      NICE