July 10th, 2013 / 11:28 pm
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How often do you floss?

19 Comments

  1. July 10th, 2013 / 11:31 pm elias tezapsidis—

      every other month.

  2. July 11th, 2013 / 12:46 am reynard—

      when i have toothache

  3. July 11th, 2013 / 12:54 am Quincy Rhoads—

      Never! #toothless by thirty

  4. July 11th, 2013 / 1:34 am A D Jameson—

      After every goddamn meal.

  5. July 11th, 2013 / 1:38 am Brooks Sterritt—

      seems like everyone is lying

  6. July 11th, 2013 / 9:37 am bartleby_taco—

      flossing has been a new years resolution of mine for like five years now. i usually floss for a day or two, my gums get all swollen and bloody, and then i stop. i still would really like to floss. and stop biting my nails. and “work out” more consistently. and practice my spanish, and uhh eat more vegetables. UGH

  7. July 11th, 2013 / 2:22 pm David Fishkind—

      every evening except on weekend nights when i am drunk and see the endeavor as either undesirable or fruitless

  8. July 11th, 2013 / 2:30 pm Jeremy Hopkins—

      More often than I buy floss.

  9. July 11th, 2013 / 2:48 pm Mark Cugini—

      Oh, I don’t know.

  10. July 11th, 2013 / 2:48 pm Mark Cugini—

      THIS IS HOW YOU STAY PRETTY AMERICA

  11. July 11th, 2013 / 4:29 pm reynard—

      i don’t lie about wittgenstein, dawg

  12. July 11th, 2013 / 5:45 pm deadgod—

      Floss what–my last tooth?

  13. July 11th, 2013 / 7:12 pm mimi—
  14. July 11th, 2013 / 8:12 pm nice_lady—

      After every meal unless drinking. Immediately after sleeping after drinking.

  15. July 11th, 2013 / 8:55 pm Bryan Butcher—

      I floss when someone tells me I gots stuff in my teeth. And yo, who won those books from that post like 2 weeks ago? I wanted those.

  16. July 11th, 2013 / 9:59 pm deadgod—

      I brush my tinkle-merkin, little missy

      center-part

      oldschool

  17. July 11th, 2013 / 10:36 pm mimi—

      kinky

      har har har

  18. July 12th, 2013 / 6:18 pm Matt_Margo—

      Twice every day.

  19. July 13th, 2013 / 5:35 pm Brooks Sterritt—

      NICE