January 4th, 2011 / 1:07 pm
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All you sentence-heads, Snooki’s on the sentence tip too: “Any juicehead will get some nut shrinkage. And bacne. They fly into a ‘roid rage, it is a ‘road’ ‘roid rage.” I mean, sound is sound: Knopf by way of the club. I’ve read worse; hell, frequently.

10 Comments

  1. January 4th, 2011 / 5:29 pm Michael Filippone—

      “Johnny Hulk tasted like fresh gorilla.”

  2. January 4th, 2011 / 6:40 pm reynard—

      what’s the frequency, knopf

  3. January 4th, 2011 / 7:12 pm Jack M—

      I hope she doesn’t intend to reproduce….

  4. January 4th, 2011 / 9:57 pm Matthew Simmons—

      But that comma splice!

  5. January 4th, 2011 / 10:06 pm Gino Spaghettio—

      how do you get a job ghost writing one of these travesties?

  6. January 4th, 2011 / 10:58 pm Tomk—

      Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky.”

      -Gold.

      * “Gia had never before been in jail. It wasn’t nearly as gritty and disgusting as she’d seen on TV prison shows. The Seaside Heights drunk tank — on a weekday afternoon — was as clean and quiet as a church

  7. January 4th, 2011 / 11:23 pm Sean—

      leather words leather face i say

  8. January 5th, 2011 / 5:42 am Paul Cunningham—
  9. January 5th, 2011 / 5:43 pm Jon Cone—

      Any sentence can be instantly improved by the ingestion of fake tan splooge.

  10. January 5th, 2011 / 5:55 pm Mugwump 9999999999—

      Anybody else notice how many ‘avante garde’ writers end up with cliche blindness?