Alice Rohan

You Owe Me Nothing! (And, You Sir, Will Pay)


Yesterday my employer, a local university, sent a bill to my house. I owe the university $0.00 immediately! That is Zero Dollars and Zero Cents. The university is not playing around. In their words: PAYMENT DUE. In their words, my options are an INSTALLMENT PAYMENT PLAN or LATE PAYMENT FEE. I am also instructed to KEEP TOP PORTION FOR YOUR TAX INFORMATION.

What are your favorite surrealist/absurdist artists or text?


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December 18th, 2009 / 9:28 am