Get published instantly at HTMLGIANT. In the comment section, contribute a haiku. Guidelines: it must involve halloween and boobs, and conform to 5-7-5 syllable count, to deter you asswipes from ‘going off.’

For example(s):

i suck, and i wish

i sucked more often–that is

tits painted orange

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every woman has

two soft moons under her shirt

me: pagan spaceboy

Note, no doing this: ( . ) ( . )

I will judge the comment haikus. Winner will receive ‘hidden’ url link, specially designed for them, to my website that he/she can link to.