[Matchup #5 in Tournament of Bookshit]

at first, this seems like a simple issue of SEO (Search Engine Optimization). if we can choose which of these chill concepts is better for SEO, we can make a pretty fucking nice decision.

SEO from Wikipedia:

“As an Internet marketing strategy, SEO considers how search engines work, what people search for, the actual search terms typed into search engines and which search engines are preferred by their targeted audience. Optimizing a website may involve editing its content and HTML and associated coding to both increase its relevance to specific keywords and to remove barriers to the indexing activities of search engines. Promoting a site to increase the number of backlinks, or inbound links, is another SEO tactic.”

INTERNET LITURATURE thrives on grabbing the largest possible number of eyeballs from several key market demographics (angry teens, cool moms, depressed dads, etc.) and pushing the solid messaging that has made our community strong – sex, alcoholism, and the [blowjob?] lip-gloss of higher education. these concepts are essentially our core story, being spread across the globe at the speed of light. the key to critical happiness in modern literature is to be the one delivering theses stories in the most SEO way possible. READ MORE >