Tomorrow I will post a collaborative One-line lists on Yankee Pot Roast, which, as mentioned, I’m guest editing thru Monday. I invite anyone to submit in the comment section. YPR is a humor site, so it should be ‘funny’ — though keep in mind I have a twisted sense of humor. I don’t mean gross (Sam Pink), just twisted. Barry Graham and Matthew Simmons are already in it.

Here’s an example of a one-line ‘humorous’ list:

What I thought carried salmonella

Salmon

Ok, not hilarious, but at least interesting right? Ok. Fuck you too.

If you want to be cited properly, please include your full name spelled correctly. And no offense if/when I don’t pick your entry. I have limited space.

The piece will go up on Yankee Pot Roast Saturday.