June 15th, 2010 / 8:11 pm
Mean & Technology & Vicarious MFA & Web Hype

BREAKING NEWS ON THE 3D FRONT

You should have gone to graduate school for so that you could make video games,
you dummy. You are such a dummy.

*UPDATE: THAT VIDEO SEEMS TO NOT BE AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF REALITY, THIS JUST GOES TO SHOW, IN THE NEW PARADIGM, YOU CANNOT TRUST REALITY UNLESS YOU KNOW THAT IT IS REAL BUT THEN IT’S LIKE I MEAN YOU KNOW HOW DO YOU KNOW I JUST DON’T KNOW.

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38 Comments

  1. Salvatore Pane
  2. Amber

      I just saw this and pretty much shit my pants. Also, the earth WILL become a computer. Have you read about the Singularity movement? We’re all going to be computers. Well, except for poor people.

  3. reynard

      i had one of those and it made my mind into mush which is what it is today thank you salvatore!

  4. Trey

      The 3DS (or whatever it’s actually called) was supposed to be officially revealed today at E3 and probably was I haven’t checked, but I’m pretty sure this is just old video of a game for the ds (in this video the dsi) that was a bit older. not to be an asshole or whatever

  5. Salvatore Pane

      Yeah, I loved how you were only supposed to play it for about twenty minutes at a time or suffer endless migraines and eye strain. A buddy of mine brought his to college years after it was discontinued, and it was a blast to play drunk.

  6. reynard

      i think i saw raymond kurzweil cross the street in north beach, he gave a speech around that time at the long now foundation, where they attempt to affect how we puny humans think about time. i noticed him because he seemed very afraid of a car that was approaching. if you know about his battle to live until he can be uploaded to a computer, where he will become a female version of himself, you will know that that was a funny thing to see.

  7. reynard

      it’s okay trey, you can be an asshole.

      i just saw this on tumblr, seemed like it was the thing. i don’t know anything about anything, especially not about video games. i’m a dummy.

  8. reynard

      someone find a journalist to find the answers to these questions, i’m at the library watching a movie about mishima, apparently they don’t have the answers to new questions, kthxbye

  9. zzzzzipp

      kurzeil makes me sad sometimes, if I could I would turn him into a photon so he wouldn’t have to get so worked up about everything.

  10. Amber

      Oh my god. Now I’ve for real shit my pants just picturing this. Awesome.

  11. Amber

      I always wanted one of those. Then I saw the Angry Video Game nerd’s review of the system and wanted one more than ever.

  12. Salvatore Pane

      Oh, man! I love the Angry Video Game Nerd. That guy deserves a medal. His coverage of Superman for the NES is unmatched.

  13. Amber

      Yes! The Superman review and Top Gun review are my favorites. Oh, and Castlevania 2. He totally deserves a medal.

  14. Michael Filippone
  15. Salvatore Pane
  16. Amber

      I just saw this and pretty much shit my pants. Also, the earth WILL become a computer. Have you read about the Singularity movement? We’re all going to be computers. Well, except for poor people.

  17. reynard

      i had one of those and it made my mind into mush which is what it is today thank you salvatore!

  18. Trey

      The 3DS (or whatever it’s actually called) was supposed to be officially revealed today at E3 and probably was I haven’t checked, but I’m pretty sure this is just old video of a game for the ds (in this video the dsi) that was a bit older. not to be an asshole or whatever

  19. Salvatore Pane

      Yeah, I loved how you were only supposed to play it for about twenty minutes at a time or suffer endless migraines and eye strain. A buddy of mine brought his to college years after it was discontinued, and it was a blast to play drunk.

  20. reynard

      i think i saw raymond kurzweil cross the street in north beach, he gave a speech around that time at the long now foundation, where they attempt to affect how we puny humans think about time. i noticed him because he seemed very afraid of a car that was approaching. if you know about his battle to live until he can be uploaded to a computer, where he will become a female version of himself, you will know that that was a funny thing to see.

  21. reynard

      it’s okay trey, you can be an asshole.

      i just saw this on tumblr, seemed like it was the thing. i don’t know anything about anything, especially not about video games. i’m a dummy.

  22. reynard

      someone find a journalist to find the answers to these questions, i’m at the library watching a movie about mishima, apparently they don’t have the answers to new questions, kthxbye

  23. zzzzzipp

      kurzeil makes me sad sometimes, if I could I would turn him into a photon so he wouldn’t have to get so worked up about everything.

  24. Amber

      Oh my god. Now I’ve for real shit my pants just picturing this. Awesome.

  25. Amber

      I always wanted one of those. Then I saw the Angry Video Game nerd’s review of the system and wanted one more than ever.

  26. Salvatore Pane

      Oh, man! I love the Angry Video Game Nerd. That guy deserves a medal. His coverage of Superman for the NES is unmatched.

  27. Amber

      Yes! The Superman review and Top Gun review are my favorites. Oh, and Castlevania 2. He totally deserves a medal.

  28. Michael Filippone
  29. Death

      Dear Ray Kurzweil:

      Sorry, but you are going to die. Just like the rest of them.

      Regards,
      Death

  30. Death

      This reminds me of Halloween III.

  31. Death

      Dear Ray Kurzweil:

      Sorry, but you are going to die. Just like the rest of them.

      Regards,
      Death

  32. Death

      This reminds me of Halloween III.

  33. Trey

      I wasn’t trying to shit on your post. It is still very cool.

  34. reynard

      nerd alert!

      httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYnyBxVhK_c

  35. Trey

      I wasn’t trying to shit on your post. It is still very cool.

  36. reynard

      nerd alert!

      httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYnyBxVhK_c

  37. Jak Cardini

      thank you HTMLGIANT for finally making me laugh. And hard.

  38. Jak Cardini

      thank you HTMLGIANT for finally making me laugh. And hard.