January 8th, 2010 / 4:59 pm
Web Hype
Justin Taylor
Web Hype
Friday Afternoon Mindfuck: Hot Chicks Smiling at Ground Zero
A little browsing on this site suggests that the proprietor seems to think “hot” means either “any” or else “high school.” Or possibly “any [chick in] high school.” So that’s a little whatever, but dude still gets points for being an absolute genius and an absolute asshat at once. I want to throw this guy an awards dinner and crown him with an ass-shaped hat that has the word GENIUS scrawled in glitter across the cheeks. And be sure to check out the (markedly less interesting) sister sites, the best of which seem to be “Hot Chicks with Fists in Their Mouths,” “Hot Chicks Plunging Their Toilets,” and “Hot Chicks with Stubbed Toes Making Sex Faces.”
Oh, the minor but very real discomfort! Oh, oh, oh!
Tags: Hot chicks smiling at Ground Zero
i like hot chicks with dogs with boners the best.
http://hotchickswithdogswithboners.com/
i like hot chicks with dogs with boners the best.
http://hotchickswithdogswithboners.com/
jesus. i have never been to ground zero, but have always imagined it being like that. i feel like disney should make it into a theme park. i see crash simulations, mock saddam executions, virtual waterboarding, and some kind of water ride where terrorists chase you until marines dressed in red, white, and blue help you escape, so that you can buy a mickey mouse doll with the face of rudy giuliani and a funnel cake.
jesus. i have never been to ground zero, but have always imagined it being like that. i feel like disney should make it into a theme park. i see crash simulations, mock saddam executions, virtual waterboarding, and some kind of water ride where terrorists chase you until marines dressed in red, white, and blue help you escape, so that you can buy a mickey mouse doll with the face of rudy giuliani and a funnel cake.
The “Hot Chicks with” banners use the American Apparel font, or close to it. Gives it a bit of extra sleaze. Nice.
The “Hot Chicks with” banners use the American Apparel font, or close to it. Gives it a bit of extra sleaze. Nice.
This is way better than those damn cats.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/
This is way better than those damn cats.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/
Miss Universe said her Guantanamo Bay tour was fun and relaxing.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,511879,00.html
Miss Universe said her Guantanamo Bay tour was fun and relaxing.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,511879,00.html
this is what i look like with MY fist in my mouth
http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/AB04345.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=A5C9C13351D9C3B7696402B064D1484365604EB6604102A557D88BC8345CB03C
this is what i look like with MY fist in my mouth
http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/AB04345.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=A5C9C13351D9C3B7696402B064D1484365604EB6604102A557D88BC8345CB03C
last night i hung out with an mit professor who has a peg leg made out of metal who read poems into a filtered mic while the lights flickered. he is famous for recording the sounds of various vaginas contracting and then used mit equipment to shoot the sounds into space. this is a 100% true story i had to tell you
last night i hung out with an mit professor who has a peg leg made out of metal who read poems into a filtered mic while the lights flickered. he is famous for recording the sounds of various vaginas contracting and then used mit equipment to shoot the sounds into space. this is a 100% true story i had to tell you
i think you made this up
i think you made this up
Not as hot as the pornos that the Manson family made. Or the beaver shots the Khmer Rouge took.
Not as hot as the pornos that the Manson family made. Or the beaver shots the Khmer Rouge took.
DID NOT HIS NAME IS JOE DAVIS
DID NOT HIS NAME IS JOE DAVIS
more info on him: http://gizmodo.com/5030927/the-true-story-of-the-hurricane-katrina-lightning+laser-memorial-and-the-peg+leg-biologist
more info on him: http://gizmodo.com/5030927/the-true-story-of-the-hurricane-katrina-lightning+laser-memorial-and-the-peg+leg-biologist
NOT JUST ANY VAGINAS
NO NO IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER
IT WAS THE SOUNDS OF THE BOSTON BALLET’S VAGINAS:
In response, Davis recorded the vaginal contractions of the Boston Ballet (don’t ask how), translated them into the 46 phonemes of English speech and beamed the sounds toward Tau Ceti, Epsilon Eridani, and two other nearby star systems using commandeered radar equipment at MIT.
“People censored all the messages transmitted to extraterrestrials; scientists removed external female genitalia from the messages we sent into space,” Davis told me. “We had textbook female anatomy systematically removed from the record, from [Voyager and Pioneer’s] plaques—it was insane. It was so ‘man and Barbie doll.’ So I put together a project to transmit these vaginal contractions to nearby sun-like stars.”
Called the Poetica Vaginal, the message was broadcast for more than 20 minutes before the US Air Force noticed and shut it down. That’s a full 17 minutes longer than Sagan managed at Arecibo with his more sanctioned stick-figure representation of humanity.
NOT JUST ANY VAGINAS
NO NO IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER
IT WAS THE SOUNDS OF THE BOSTON BALLET’S VAGINAS:
In response, Davis recorded the vaginal contractions of the Boston Ballet (don’t ask how), translated them into the 46 phonemes of English speech and beamed the sounds toward Tau Ceti, Epsilon Eridani, and two other nearby star systems using commandeered radar equipment at MIT.
“People censored all the messages transmitted to extraterrestrials; scientists removed external female genitalia from the messages we sent into space,” Davis told me. “We had textbook female anatomy systematically removed from the record, from [Voyager and Pioneer’s] plaques—it was insane. It was so ‘man and Barbie doll.’ So I put together a project to transmit these vaginal contractions to nearby sun-like stars.”
Called the Poetica Vaginal, the message was broadcast for more than 20 minutes before the US Air Force noticed and shut it down. That’s a full 17 minutes longer than Sagan managed at Arecibo with his more sanctioned stick-figure representation of humanity.
woah! what a total hero.
“As a younger lad, he caught single-cell organisms using full-sized fishing tackle, built an ornithopter powered by real electrically stimulated frog legs”
and you hung out with him? did you touch his leg?
in what way was his mic filtered?
woah! what a total hero.
“As a younger lad, he caught single-cell organisms using full-sized fishing tackle, built an ornithopter powered by real electrically stimulated frog legs”
and you hung out with him? did you touch his leg?
in what way was his mic filtered?
he hangs out in cambridge at a bar my friends band was playing at and in between sets he just went up to the mic and started reciting what i think was actually a part of the Odyssey from memory and the sound guy made his mic all distorted and flickered the lights. it was a typical thursday in boston
he hangs out in cambridge at a bar my friends band was playing at and in between sets he just went up to the mic and started reciting what i think was actually a part of the Odyssey from memory and the sound guy made his mic all distorted and flickered the lights. it was a typical thursday in boston
Seriously though? To get back to the Hot Chicks w/ Stubbed Toes, etc? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE WHO SEND PICTURES IN, that’s what I want to know.
Seriously though? To get back to the Hot Chicks w/ Stubbed Toes, etc? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE WHO SEND PICTURES IN, that’s what I want to know.
Hot Chicks w/ Stubbed Toes is genius
Hot Chicks w/ Stubbed Toes is genius
More than that, who are these people who TAKE these pictures. When I stub my toe, I am likely to take a swipe at anyone who tries to photograph the moment.
More than that, who are these people who TAKE these pictures. When I stub my toe, I am likely to take a swipe at anyone who tries to photograph the moment.
it’s probably more like “hot chicks pretending to have stubbed toes making sex faces.”
it’s probably more like “hot chicks pretending to have stubbed toes making sex faces.”
Now you’ve done it. You’ve shattered the mystique. Bah!
Now you’ve done it. You’ve shattered the mystique. Bah!
The ground zero site is better than any other humorously specific image site, but I probably just think that because I love horrible people.
The ground zero site is better than any other humorously specific image site, but I probably just think that because I love horrible people.
Is it new fetish?
I don’t want to analyse Ground Zero as a Freudian act, though…
Is it new fetish?
I don’t want to analyse Ground Zero as a Freudian act, though…