April 14th, 2010 / 11:48 am
Web Hype
Blake Butler
Web Hype
Why More People Don’t Read, or Why They Might Soon
Crotches covered in what closely resembles a field of white mites? I’m sensing a sudden boom of interest in reading Pynchon.
[via Gawker]
Tags: vajazzled
i guess i’m ok with a world in which people get to type “vajazzled,” hehehe…
i guess i’m ok with a world in which people get to type “vajazzled,” hehehe…
Did you change the post because you decided you’d go ahead and stay if a woman dropped her pants and revealed a field of white mites?
Did you change the post because you decided you’d go ahead and stay if a woman dropped her pants and revealed a field of white mites?
this is old news, korean bad guy in ‘die another day’ got his fucking face vajazzled
http://www.thearchnemesis.com/images/Zao.jpg
this is old news, korean bad guy in ‘die another day’ got his fucking face vajazzled
http://www.thearchnemesis.com/images/Zao.jpg
The comment thread to this “story” (on Gawker) is funny.
The comment thread to this “story” (on Gawker) is funny.
yes
yes
What’s fascinating about this video is how poignantly it epitomizes the schizophrenic way this country relates to sexuality, especially its own. Forget for a second the implications of shaving off your pubic hair and replacing it with crystals–that shit deconstructs itself. What interests me is how the woman who’s job it is to put on medical gloves and glue shit to your genitals can’t say the name of that same genital without coming close to freaking out. It extends to Bryce Gruber also. This woman spends most of this video clip with her mons pubis fully exposed–if you encountered that same level of nudity on say fleshbot.com you’d immediately identify it as pornographic. And yet the video clip stops short of showing us the only thing that, in a certain sense, is the key image, which is necessarily the Courbet shot–because presumably in the scenarios described (weddings/valentine’s day/Jennifer Love Hewitt) the vajazzled woman is not performing some kind of burlesque dance (or, importantly, getting vajazzled just for herself, a la certain lines of thought about lingerie) but revealing themselves fully to a physically present partner. It’s so strange to me that it is culturally acceptable to do a feature like this one about genital adornment, but culturally taboo to show more than half of the genital. Doesn’t it seem QED that anyone considering this treatment would want to know what it looked like, not just peeking out of a pair of jeans, but from the perspective of the person with his(/her) head between your legs? Just saying.
What’s fascinating about this video is how poignantly it epitomizes the schizophrenic way this country relates to sexuality, especially its own. Forget for a second the implications of shaving off your pubic hair and replacing it with crystals–that shit deconstructs itself. What interests me is how the woman who’s job it is to put on medical gloves and glue shit to your genitals can’t say the name of that same genital without coming close to freaking out. It extends to Bryce Gruber also. This woman spends most of this video clip with her mons pubis fully exposed–if you encountered that same level of nudity on say fleshbot.com you’d immediately identify it as pornographic. And yet the video clip stops short of showing us the only thing that, in a certain sense, is the key image, which is necessarily the Courbet shot–because presumably in the scenarios described (weddings/valentine’s day/Jennifer Love Hewitt) the vajazzled woman is not performing some kind of burlesque dance (or, importantly, getting vajazzled just for herself, a la certain lines of thought about lingerie) but revealing themselves fully to a physically present partner. It’s so strange to me that it is culturally acceptable to do a feature like this one about genital adornment, but culturally taboo to show more than half of the genital. Doesn’t it seem QED that anyone considering this treatment would want to know what it looked like, not just peeking out of a pair of jeans, but from the perspective of the person with his(/her) head between your legs? Just saying.
Cool.
And here’s MY all-time favorite Asian badass:
http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2005_Kung_Fu_Hustle/2005_kung_fu_hustle_002.jpg
Cool.
And here’s MY all-time favorite Asian badass:
http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2005_Kung_Fu_Hustle/2005_kung_fu_hustle_002.jpg
Seen this video before. Sexy.
Seen this video before. Sexy.
hey thanks i just watched this vid at work and got fired hasnt anyone ever herad of a nsfw tag dam!
hey thanks i just watched this vid at work and got fired hasnt anyone ever herad of a nsfw tag dam!
(for the record my job was crotch jeweler)
(for the record my job was crotch jeweler)
what do you call it when p diddy gets his dick dazzled?
sorry
what do you call it when p diddy gets his dick dazzled?
sorry
Cool blog thing about vajazzling: http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2010/03/12/sexist-beatdown-vajazzling-and-its-inevitable-male-counterpart-dickerating/
Excerpts:
“Not to be all second-wave, but the continuing impulse to make ladyparts look less like themselves and more like gifts you would get from your dingier variety of novelty shop, next to the lava lamps, bespeaks some ill to me.”
“I just wonder why they still want to put their dicks in it? I mean, take the anal bleaching example—you’re basically making your anus look less like an anus, so that your partner who enjoys placing their penis in your anus can do so without thinking about the fact that it’s actually a real functioning asshole?”
Cool blog thing about vajazzling: http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2010/03/12/sexist-beatdown-vajazzling-and-its-inevitable-male-counterpart-dickerating/
Excerpts:
“Not to be all second-wave, but the continuing impulse to make ladyparts look less like themselves and more like gifts you would get from your dingier variety of novelty shop, next to the lava lamps, bespeaks some ill to me.”
“I just wonder why they still want to put their dicks in it? I mean, take the anal bleaching example—you’re basically making your anus look less like an anus, so that your partner who enjoys placing their penis in your anus can do so without thinking about the fact that it’s actually a real functioning asshole?”
“On my way home, I was very aware of the fact that I had just had crystals glued to my vagina. “
“On my way home, I was very aware of the fact that I had just had crystals glued to my vagina. “
I don’t get why they refer to the mons pubis as “the vagina” (or va-jay-jay or whatever). This is like sticking a jewel on your forehead and calling it a jaw decoration.
I don’t get why they refer to the mons pubis as “the vagina” (or va-jay-jay or whatever). This is like sticking a jewel on your forehead and calling it a jaw decoration.
you shld be sorry blake buttler
you shld be sorry blake buttler
i think its cause saying mons pubis makes it sound like youve never seen a vagoo but you spend lots of time looking at girl parts in anatomy textboks lincon
i think its cause saying mons pubis makes it sound like youve never seen a vagoo but you spend lots of time looking at girl parts in anatomy textboks lincon
Those things seriously stay put during fun-time-sexy-time and don’t, you know, rub a friend raw? I can only think that the most pleasant positioning would be from behind, in which case, who’s seeing it and what’s the point?
That girl has a weird mouth and turned me off from the whole thing before the story even started, too.
Those things seriously stay put during fun-time-sexy-time and don’t, you know, rub a friend raw? I can only think that the most pleasant positioning would be from behind, in which case, who’s seeing it and what’s the point?
That girl has a weird mouth and turned me off from the whole thing before the story even started, too.
Finally, a vagina accessory that makes a laser pointer fun in the bedroom.
Finally, a vagina accessory that makes a laser pointer fun in the bedroom.
whoosh
whoosh
lil’ akimbo
I’m a little frustrated that nobody is complimenting me on having coined the phrase “the Courbet shot.”
Also, bonus points for Pontius– a laser pointer in this situation would be like ten Christmases in August.
I’m a little frustrated that nobody is complimenting me on having coined the phrase “the Courbet shot.”
Also, bonus points for Pontius– a laser pointer in this situation would be like ten Christmases in August.
um… security?
um… security?
I’m going to go Google “Courbet shot” right now.
If I learn something good, you’ll hear from me. If I don’t learn something good, you’ll hear from me.
I ate a chocolate cupcake at my friend’s house and now I’m wide awake.
I’m going to go Google “Courbet shot” right now.
If I learn something good, you’ll hear from me. If I don’t learn something good, you’ll hear from me.
I ate a chocolate cupcake at my friend’s house and now I’m wide awake.
OK.
OK.
my new phrase – Vajazzle this! said forcibly with a middle finger protruding outward and upward
my new phrase – Vajazzle this! said forcibly with a middle finger protruding outward and upward
I watched the clip while listening to Tom Waits’s Way Down in the Hole. not intentionally but should I be watching it again… actually I am worried that I will forever remember vajazzle when I hear this song now.
I watched the clip while listening to Tom Waits’s Way Down in the Hole. not intentionally but should I be watching it again… actually I am worried that I will forever remember vajazzle when I hear this song now.
:)
:)
Hahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahaha
Good to meet you in person, Justin.
Good to meet you in person, Justin.
i am very glad they only use zwarovski crystals
i am very glad they only use zwarovski crystals