Word Spaces
Word Spaces: All-stars
Here’s an alternative take on Word Spaces, where instead of asking writers about their work space, I simply google “[name of writer] desk” and write about the images I found. I do this because I prefer not to interface with actual people.
AMY TAN’S DESK
I’m getting some ‘major Asian vibes’ here. She’s got Indonesian-type textiles on both her windows and body, and some effigy island-man lamp. She probably just got some big smile email from an executive at Lifetime who wants to adapt one of her books — daunting for the dog no doubt, who just might end up on the menu at the film’s reception, if the Asians have their way. (I’m allowed to make Asian jokes.)
MILAN KUNDERA’S DESK
From the looks of him, he should have called his book “The Unbearable Heaviness of Being Czech-French.” I’m the last guy you’d call a nationalist, but I seriously think there’s something wrong with Europeans. I know he was pro-communist but really Milan, does your lamp, folder and white-out have to be red? And who even uses white-out anyway? I don’t know, I think he’s sniffin’.
HEMINGWAY’S DESK
I knew he typed on a typewriter, what I didn’t know is that he used his cat. We should have known with A Farewell to Arms that he was referring to his own. The cat wrote ‘The Old Fish and the Sea,’ but it sounded too much like Moby Dick. Now we know A Moveable Feast was written about a fast mouse.
SUSAN SONTAG’S DESK
Susan Sontag had a lot of books in her office, and the Dewey-decimal altitudinal ladder is a charming touch. What is she doing, painting the ceiling? Hey Susan, I like your earlier essays but please, try to keep the books low enough for a publisher on his knees begging for a manuscript. Her post-its are arranged rather Hans Hoffman-y, but then again, she’s against interpretation.
FRANZ KAFKA’S DESK
God, I’m already depressed. You’d think there’d be a pen somewhere, or God forbid, a chair. Notice the wastebasket behind the desk. I imagine a crumpled draft: Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to find himself unpublished.
Tags: amy tan, milan kundera, susan sontag, writer's desks
this is really funny jimmy chen
folks, be on the lookout for a wordspaces post from kim chinquee in the future…
this is really funny jimmy chen
folks, be on the lookout for a wordspaces post from kim chinquee in the future…
Good one! I laughed about Hemingway typing with his cat.
I didn’t realize Susan Sontag was left-handed. That changes everything.
Good one! I laughed about Hemingway typing with his cat.
I didn’t realize Susan Sontag was left-handed. That changes everything.
i’m confused, how do you gather by the photo that she was left-handed?
i’m confused, how do you gather by the photo that she was left-handed?
Yeah, her mouse is on the right…?
Anyway, there’s a great book called THE WRITER’S DESK that has a bunch of old black and white photos of writers’ desks. I think Vonnegut’s wife took the pics. It’s fun. I got my copy used, though, and it was supposed to be in excellent condition, but some idiot highlighted lines s/he particularly liked, then rewrote them in the white spaces with exclamation points and triple underlines, etc. Oh well.
Yeah, her mouse is on the right…?
Anyway, there’s a great book called THE WRITER’S DESK that has a bunch of old black and white photos of writers’ desks. I think Vonnegut’s wife took the pics. It’s fun. I got my copy used, though, and it was supposed to be in excellent condition, but some idiot highlighted lines s/he particularly liked, then rewrote them in the white spaces with exclamation points and triple underlines, etc. Oh well.
you win again
you win again
i’m also confused about the left-handedness.
i laughed out loud at this. i think it was during the part about kafka not having a chair.
i’m also confused about the left-handedness.
i laughed out loud at this. i think it was during the part about kafka not having a chair.
Why, how and where do you get the idea that Milan Kundera is or was pro-communist in any stage of his published work?
If you think Europeans are somehow difficult, for us Europeans red is only a colour out of many not a anti-american sign of conspiracy, as your description seems to me.
Why, how and where do you get the idea that Milan Kundera is or was pro-communist in any stage of his published work?
If you think Europeans are somehow difficult, for us Europeans red is only a colour out of many not a anti-american sign of conspiracy, as your description seems to me.