Amelia Gray’s Museum of the Weird reviewed in the New York Times Book Review by J. Robert Lennon. Congratulations, Amelia!

Seminar in Getting Quickly to the Trouble: First Sentences from Christine Schutt’s Nightwork

1. She brought him what she had promised, and they did it in his car, on the top floor of the car park, looking down onto the black flat roofs of buildings, and she said, or thought she said, “I like your skin,” when what she really liked was the color of her father’s skin, the mottled white of his arms and the clay color at the roots of the hairs along his arms.

2. I once saw a man hook a walking stick around a woman’s neck.

3. She was out of practice, and he wanted practice, so they started kissing each other, and they called it practicing, this kissing that occused him.

4. I date an old man, a man so old, I am afraid to see what he is like under his clothes. READ MORE >

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October 16th, 2010 / 10:00 am

I Used to Play in Bands

Bill Roorbach — nature writer, story writer, elder statesman, and Mr. Companionable (if his literary voice is to be trusted) — has shed the curmudgeonly Luddite persona he adopted in the early years of the Internet. Big time, too. Together with David Gessner, editor of Ecotone (which is a damn good magazine), he’s launched Bill and Dave’s Cocktail Hour, where he’s blogging, trading punches (but mostly kisses) with Gessner, and, best of all, posting a massive “video memoir” in irregular installments, as he completes the installments. The project, titled “I Used to Play in Bands,” chronicles his present family-man life in rural Maine alongside reminiscences of his wilder past life as a carpenter, piano player, and aspiring writer in New York and other places. It’s simply done, and strangely hypnotic.

Here’s Chapter 13. To see the rest, you’ve got to visit I Used to Play in Bands.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ5YQPVCb4Q&feature=player_embedded

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October 15th, 2010 / 7:19 pm

To Blurb, to Flail, to Fail

The technical definition of blurb is: “A brief descriptive paragraph or note of the contents or character of a book, printed as a commendatory advertisement, on the jacket or wrapper of a newly published book.”

But the first use of the word, in 1914, by G. Burgess, defines blurb as “a flamboyant advertisement; an inspired testimonial.”

Blurbing is its own art. There are people who blurb books in magical ways, paring down an entire book into a few glowing sentences. I can think of quite a few writers who do this with real flair: Joyelle McSweeney, Brian Evenson, Gary Lutz, etc. They make blurbing seem easy, effortless. I call them magicians.

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October 15th, 2010 / 4:15 pm

Caketrain 8 is $8

Issue 8. 276 pp. $8, postpaid.

Contributors
Joseph Aguilar, Nubia Bint Aqeel, E.C. Belli, Carrie Bennett, Amaranth Borsuk, Paul Braffort, Blake Butler, Jak Cardini, William Cardini, Jon Cone, Juliet Cook, Olivia Cronk, Kelly Dulaney, Laura Eve Engel, Géraldine Georges, Kristen Gleason, Sarah Goldstein, Adriana Grant, Hillery Hugg, Gabriela Jauregui, Sean Kilpatrick, Robert Kloss, Darby Larson, Tan Lin, Matthew Mahaney, Megan Martin, Gordon Massman, David Ohle, Brian Oliu, Kim Parko, Nick Ripatrazone, Kim Roberts, M Sarki, Kathryn Scanlan, Farren Stanley, Heidi Lynn Staples, Louisa Storer, Emily Toder, Ashley Toliver, J.A. Tyler, Maren Vespia, Danielle Vogel, Jasmine Dreame Wagner, Rosmarie Waldrop, Joel Weinbrot, Jess Wigent, Corey Zeller.

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October 15th, 2010 / 3:41 pm

Editing is the only honest way to talk about writing.

The PANK Queer Issue

I am loathe to promote a project I am directly involved in BUT this is a special issue that I hope you’re going to want to read. Guest editor Tim Jones-Yelvington has assembled a really interesting collection of queer writing that is really interesting and challenging and I hope you all can take a minute or two to check it out. In his introduction, Tim writes, “Queer picks at “normal” like a scab, then eats it. Queer negates labels or else queer embraces many labels. Queer asks what the fuck is a label anyway.” I think that speaks quite well to the writing you will find.

The PANK Queer Issue includes work from: Crystal Boson, Mike Buffalo, Doug Paul Case, Elaine Castillo, Abhishek Chaudhary, Dennis Cooper, Sarah Einstein, Ben Engel, Holly Jensen, Adam Jest, Tim Jones-Yelvington, M. Kitchell, Rickey Laurentiis, Paul Lomax, Dennis Mahagin, Robert McDonald, Christopher Phelps, Sofia Rhei transl. by Lawrence Schimel, Maureen Seaton, Kevin Simmonds, Rachel Swirsky, Simon Sylvester, Andrew Tibbetts, Julie Marie Wade, Robert Warwick, Robert Alan Wendeborn, and B.G. Will.

Feel free to let us know what you think.

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October 15th, 2010 / 1:05 pm

Noah Cicero on the “Anti-Intellectual”

Someone on my Facebook suggested that Internet Literary Writers are not intellectuals.

That they are actually anti-intellectual.

They stated that we speak nonsense.

That it isn’t helping the culture.

I went to the park and sat on a swing for two days wondering, “Am I anti-intellectual? What does it mean to be anti-intellectual? And if I am being anti-intellectual, how am I doing such a thing?”

Then I read some Sam Pink to see, I read this line, “I went to the cantaloupe section and looked at the cantaloupes.”

I stared at the line for a long time. I even counted the syllables. I counted 16 syllables. It has a little meter but not much. I could see the word cantaloupes repeated. Sam Pink is trying to imply the absurdity of cantaloupes to us. A strange round plant that is like a vegetable because it grows on the ground but is actually a fruit because the seeds are contained inside of it. Maybe he is putting out a metaphor here, a fruit that grows like a vegetable. Perhaps Sam Pink is saying he is confused about his identity like the cantaloupe is about his.

The strangest thing about the cantaloupe line is the etymology of the word “cantaloupe.” The word cantaloupe comes from the Latin word Cantalupe. Even if you know a little Spanish you can see quickly that canta lupe means “singing wolf.” Perhaps Sam Pink is trying to convey that he is like the Cantaloupe a “singing wolf.” But to go deeper a “lupe” was a prostitute in ancient Rome, so maybe Sam Pink is also saying that he is a prostitute to modern America’s corporate capitalism and even though he is suffocated by inverted-totalitarianism he will still sing his song.

And strangely it goes into Heidegger’s idea of Being. As soon as the character enters the grocery store, he knows his next move into the future. He knows his habits. He goes forward in a predictable mechanical fashion. But at the same time of being in the modern world of gadgets he needs the most primitive of things, food.

As Socrates said in Plato’s Apology,

When I left the politicians, I went to the poets; tragic, dithyrambic, and all sorts. And there, I said to myself, you will be detected; now you will find out that you are more ignorant than they are. Accordingly, I took them some of the most elaborate passages in their own writings, and asked what was the meaning of them – thinking that they would teach me something. Will you believe me? I am almost ashamed to speak of this, but still I must say that there is hardly a person present who would not have talked better about their poetry than they did themselves. That showed me in an instant that not by wisdom do poets write poetry, but by a sort of genius and inspiration; they are like diviners or soothsayers who also say many fine things, but do not understand the meaning of them. And the poets appeared to me to be much in the same case; and I further observed that upon the strength of their poetry they believed themselves to be the wisest of men in other things in which they were not wise. So I departed, conceiving myself to be superior to them for the same reason that I was superior to the politicians.

5,000 years in a small hut in The Fertile Crescent a guy writes some lines in Cuneiform and shows his friend and his friend responds, “That isn’t correct Cuneiform, you have to write like this.” And that was the first literary argument.

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October 15th, 2010 / 9:45 am

Possible Literary Origin of Most-Often-Uttered Phrase on ESPN “It is What it is.”

Sentence One of V.S. Naipaul’s A Bend in the River:

“The world is what it is; men who are nothing, who allow themselves to become nothing, have no place in it.”

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October 15th, 2010 / 8:16 am

To me fiction is not about ideas. It is above ideas. I make a divide between the holy, the sacred, the mysterious, the unexplainable, the implicit, the aesthetic, the moral, and the ethical on one hand, and the empirical, the functional, the explainable, the logical, the true, and the proven on the other. In short, the Holy and the Empirical. Literature belongs to the holy. You can do fiction, nonfiction, a mixture, who cares. Literature is above the distinction. It is sacred.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

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October 15th, 2010 / 1:27 am