August 24th, 2010 / 3:27 am
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boxers or briefs

[guest posted by Daniel Bailey]

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87 Comments

  1. Blake Butler

      underwear is for the weak

      i wear chainmail

  2. daniel bailey

      i always wear a full outfit. underwear, pants, shirt, jacket. socks and shoes optional.

  3. raj

      i freevulv it

  4. daniel bailey

      do you were yr undies over you pants?

  5. Vaughan Simons

      I never go out wearing anything less than a carefully-placed kitten.

  6. Janey Smith

      I pretty much wear diphthongs. Really low, though.

  7. Blake Butler

      underwear is for the weak

      i wear chainmail

  8. daniel bailey

      i always wear a full outfit. underwear, pants, shirt, jacket. socks and shoes optional.

  9. raj

      i freevulv it

  10. daniel bailey

      do you were yr undies over you pants?

  11. Vaughan Simons

      I never go out wearing anything less than a carefully-placed kitten.

  12. Ani

      i wear horseshoes.

  13. Janey Smith

      I pretty much wear diphthongs. Really low, though.

  14. sasha fletcher

      boxerbriefs. shit’s about compromise, bailey.

  15. ce.

      only when saving the world.

      so.

      always.

  16. ce.

      yep. this.

      there should be a correlative study on type of underwear & political leanings.

  17. Rich

      Butt floss.

  18. mark leidner

      boxers ARE briefs; “or” = irrelevant p(m)atriarchal construK+

  19. mimi

      Me too, whenever possible.
      And for the fellas, I do like the boxers.

  20. ZZZZIPP

      MANY HAVE ASKED ZZZZZZIPP THIS QUESTION

      NONE HAVE RECEIVED AN ANSWER THAT OBEYS THEIR CONCEPTION OF PHYSICS

  21. Nick Antosca

      Why are boxer briefs never an option when this question is asked?

  22. mimi

      Also, I hate wearing socks.

  23. stephen

      boxer briefs yall

  24. James Yeh

      yes, boxer briefs

  25. mimi

      HYBRID ORBITALS offer COMFORT and SUPPORT

  26. Kristin

      kitty’s collar is kind of a baby-padded-electrical-socket interpretation of a victorian self-cameo pendant. and the dead eye of besmirching the coke nail pinky with tongue filth is rife with uncomfortable feelings. as such, i imagine this is the best image i will see all day.

      the favored undergarment says much of the person. i prefer roomy terry-cloth panties with a pattern depicting pints of rocky road haagen-dazs being devoured over the course of a season of the vampire diaries, they’re made by Fruit Of The Loom Of Disappointment.

  27. Matt Salesses

      this is some weird meta-kitty thing

  28. Hank

      Anarcho-syndicalist. Boxer-briefs.

  29. Matthew Simmons

      Merkin?

  30. Jimmy Chen

      i only wear foreskin

  31. Ani Smith

      i wear horseshoes.

  32. drew kalbach

      boxerbriefs during the day, boxers at night.

  33. ce.

      Moderate Libertarian – boxer briefs generally, briefs when exercising

  34. sasha fletcher

      boxerbriefs. shit’s about compromise, bailey.

  35. ce.

      only when saving the world.

      so.

      always.

  36. ce.

      yep. this.

      there should be a correlative study on type of underwear & political leanings.

  37. Rich

      Butt floss.

  38. mark leidner

      boxers ARE briefs; “or” = irrelevant p(m)atriarchal construK+

  39. mimi

      Me too, whenever possible.
      And for the fellas, I do like the boxers.

  40. Owen Kaelin

      Interestingly, I met a girl, once, who was making a chainmail bra for herself in my silversmithing class. She said that the feel of it was surprisingly sensual. She let me play with it (the bra, that is — focus, people!) and I had to admit: there really was a really sensuous feel to it.

      Oh, and I feel I have to add: she wasn’t wearing the bra at the time that I was playing with it. (Sorry if that disappoints anyone.)

  41. Owen Kaelin

      Why’re you girls always pushing those damn boxers onto me?!

  42. Owen Kaelin

      I wear a Mac.

  43. ZZZZIPP

      MANY HAVE ASKED ZZZZZZIPP THIS QUESTION

      NONE HAVE RECEIVED AN ANSWER THAT OBEYS THEIR CONCEPTION OF PHYSICS

  44. Nick Antosca

      Why are boxer briefs never an option when this question is asked?

  45. mimi

      Also, I hate wearing socks.

  46. Bruiser Brody

      Just vomited a little. Swallowed it.

      Wait for it.

      Tastes like chicken salad.

  47. stephen

      boxer briefs yall

  48. daniel bailey

      I WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE

  49. James Yeh

      yes, boxer briefs

  50. mimi

      HYBRID ORBITALS offer COMFORT and SUPPORT

  51. kristin

      kitty’s collar is kind of a baby-padded-electrical-socket interpretation of a victorian self-cameo pendant. and the dead eye of besmirching the coke nail pinky with tongue filth is rife with uncomfortable feelings. as such, i imagine this is the best image i will see all day.

      the favored undergarment says much of the person. i prefer roomy terry-cloth panties with a pattern depicting pints of rocky road haagen-dazs being devoured over the course of a season of the vampire diaries, they’re made by Fruit Of The Loom Of Disappointment.

  52. Matt Salesses

      this is some weird meta-kitty thing

  53. Hank

      Anarcho-syndicalist. Boxer-briefs.

  54. Matthew Simmons

      Merkin?

  55. Jimmy Chen

      i only wear foreskin

  56. drew kalbach

      boxerbriefs during the day, boxers at night.

  57. ce.

      Moderate Libertarian – boxer briefs generally, briefs when exercising

  58. Sean

      box or commando

      still waiting for REALLY drunk sonnets, D

  59. Jon Cone

      That cat is insane!

  60. Owen Kaelin

      By the way: what’s with this “Commando” thing? Why can’t people just say what they mean? If you don’t like underwear then you don’t wear it. If you don’t like sleeping in clothes then you don’t wear clothes to bed. How does this turn into “going Commando”?

  61. Owen Kaelin

      Interestingly, I met a girl, once, who was making a chainmail bra for herself in my silversmithing class. She said that the feel of it was surprisingly sensual. She let me play with it (the bra, that is — focus, people!) and I had to admit: there really was a really sensuous feel to it.

      Oh, and I feel I have to add: she wasn’t wearing the bra at the time that I was playing with it. (Sorry if that disappoints anyone.)

  62. Owen Kaelin

      Why’re you girls always pushing those damn boxers onto me?!

  63. Owen Kaelin

      I wear a Mac.

  64. Bruiser Brody

      Just vomited a little. Swallowed it.

      Wait for it.

      Tastes like chicken salad.

  65. daniel bailey

      I WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE

  66. Owen Kaelin

      More likely it’s the owner who’s insane.

  67. Ryan Call

      boxers, but today briefs cause im out of boxers and my wife just made fun of me.

  68. Amy McDaniel

      I’m disappointed that nobody has used the term “snail trail” or “boy shorts” in their answers. Talk about a sausage party!

  69. Owen Kaelin

      I remember, one day when I was a kid, I tried to invert my penis (i.e.: tuck it inside my flesh). It was strange that I felt like I was almost succeeding, but it just pushed itself back out and proceeded to hang there just as dumbly as always.

      Penises are horrible. Women should all be thankful they don’t have one. Besides being ugly, they’re simply inconvenient as hell.
      They’re also the reason I can’t (and won’t) wear boxers.
      (Perhaps this thread is getting too explicit?)

  70. Lincoln

      Peeing while standing up is pretty convenient though.

  71. Henry Ronan-Daniell

      I’m pretty sure there’s a tribe in the Amazon where everyone has to do that.

  72. Sean

      box or commando

      still waiting for REALLY drunk sonnets, D

  73. Hank

      1) That was a little painful to read.

      2) I’m a janitor. Part of my job is to clean out the little tin boxes in the women’s restroom where they put their pads and tampons. I am very grateful for the genitals I have, because women seem to release, quite literally, death from between their legs. Also, the occasional miniature person. So I like my penis a lot.

  74. Owen Kaelin

      By the way: what’s with this “Commando” thing? Why can’t people just say what they mean? If you don’t like underwear then you don’t wear it. If you don’t like sleeping in clothes then you don’t wear clothes to bed. How does this turn into “going Commando”?

  75. Owen Kaelin

      More likely it’s the owner who’s insane.

  76. Ryan Call

      boxers, but today briefs cause im out of boxers and my wife just made fun of me.

  77. Amy McDaniel

      I’m disappointed that nobody has used the term “snail trail” or “boy shorts” in their answers. Talk about a sausage party!

  78. Owen Kaelin

      I remember, one day when I was a kid, I tried to invert my penis (i.e.: tuck it inside my flesh). It was strange that I felt like I was almost succeeding, but it just pushed itself back out and proceeded to hang there just as dumbly as always.

      Penises are horrible. Women should all be thankful they don’t have one. Besides being ugly, they’re simply inconvenient as hell.
      They’re also the reason I can’t (and won’t) wear boxers.
      (Perhaps this thread is getting too explicit?)

  79. Lincoln

      Peeing while standing up is pretty convenient though.

  80. Henry Ronan-Daniell

      I’m pretty sure there’s a tribe in the Amazon where everyone has to do that.

  81. Hank

      1) That was a little painful to read.

      2) I’m a janitor. Part of my job is to clean out the little tin boxes in the women’s restroom where they put their pads and tampons. I am very grateful for the genitals I have, because women seem to release, quite literally, death from between their legs. Also, the occasional miniature person. So I like my penis a lot.

  82. shaun

      STOP THE DICHOTOMY
      WEAR BOXER BRIEFS

  83. efferny jomes

      STOP THE DICHOTOMY
      WEAR BOXER BRIEFS

  84. Owen Kaelin

      Making people feel pain is what I’m here for.

      …Though I wish it were otherwise… .

      Anyhow: I don’t see how people can feel grateful for genitals. There ought to be some better way to have sex.

      (If this sounds dumb, it’s probably because it probably is, although I wish it weren’t.)

  85. Owen Kaelin

      Making people feel pain is what I’m here for.

      …Though I wish it were otherwise… .

      Anyhow: I don’t see how people can feel grateful for genitals. There ought to be some better way to have sex.

      (If this sounds dumb, it’s probably because it probably is, although I wish it weren’t.)

  86. daniel bailey

      does anyone else wear sausage skins as underpants?

  87. daniel bailey

      does anyone else wear sausage skins as underpants?