kitty’s collar is kind of a baby-padded-electrical-socket interpretation of a victorian self-cameo pendant. and the dead eye of besmirching the coke nail pinky with tongue filth is rife with uncomfortable feelings. as such, i imagine this is the best image i will see all day.
the favored undergarment says much of the person. i prefer roomy terry-cloth panties with a pattern depicting pints of rocky road haagen-dazs being devoured over the course of a season of the vampire diaries, they’re made by Fruit Of The Loom Of Disappointment.
Interestingly, I met a girl, once, who was making a chainmail bra for herself in my silversmithing class. She said that the feel of it was surprisingly sensual. She let me play with it (the bra, that is — focus, people!) and I had to admit: there really was a really sensuous feel to it.
Oh, and I feel I have to add: she wasn’t wearing the bra at the time that I was playing with it. (Sorry if that disappoints anyone.)
kitty’s collar is kind of a baby-padded-electrical-socket interpretation of a victorian self-cameo pendant. and the dead eye of besmirching the coke nail pinky with tongue filth is rife with uncomfortable feelings. as such, i imagine this is the best image i will see all day.
the favored undergarment says much of the person. i prefer roomy terry-cloth panties with a pattern depicting pints of rocky road haagen-dazs being devoured over the course of a season of the vampire diaries, they’re made by Fruit Of The Loom Of Disappointment.
By the way: what’s with this “Commando” thing? Why can’t people just say what they mean? If you don’t like underwear then you don’t wear it. If you don’t like sleeping in clothes then you don’t wear clothes to bed. How does this turn into “going Commando”?
Interestingly, I met a girl, once, who was making a chainmail bra for herself in my silversmithing class. She said that the feel of it was surprisingly sensual. She let me play with it (the bra, that is — focus, people!) and I had to admit: there really was a really sensuous feel to it.
Oh, and I feel I have to add: she wasn’t wearing the bra at the time that I was playing with it. (Sorry if that disappoints anyone.)
I remember, one day when I was a kid, I tried to invert my penis (i.e.: tuck it inside my flesh). It was strange that I felt like I was almost succeeding, but it just pushed itself back out and proceeded to hang there just as dumbly as always.
Penises are horrible. Women should all be thankful they don’t have one. Besides being ugly, they’re simply inconvenient as hell.
They’re also the reason I can’t (and won’t) wear boxers.
(Perhaps this thread is getting too explicit?)
2) I’m a janitor. Part of my job is to clean out the little tin boxes in the women’s restroom where they put their pads and tampons. I am very grateful for the genitals I have, because women seem to release, quite literally, death from between their legs. Also, the occasional miniature person. So I like my penis a lot.
By the way: what’s with this “Commando” thing? Why can’t people just say what they mean? If you don’t like underwear then you don’t wear it. If you don’t like sleeping in clothes then you don’t wear clothes to bed. How does this turn into “going Commando”?
I remember, one day when I was a kid, I tried to invert my penis (i.e.: tuck it inside my flesh). It was strange that I felt like I was almost succeeding, but it just pushed itself back out and proceeded to hang there just as dumbly as always.
Penises are horrible. Women should all be thankful they don’t have one. Besides being ugly, they’re simply inconvenient as hell.
They’re also the reason I can’t (and won’t) wear boxers.
(Perhaps this thread is getting too explicit?)
2) I’m a janitor. Part of my job is to clean out the little tin boxes in the women’s restroom where they put their pads and tampons. I am very grateful for the genitals I have, because women seem to release, quite literally, death from between their legs. Also, the occasional miniature person. So I like my penis a lot.
underwear is for the weak
i wear chainmail
i always wear a full outfit. underwear, pants, shirt, jacket. socks and shoes optional.
i freevulv it
do you were yr undies over you pants?
I never go out wearing anything less than a carefully-placed kitten.
I pretty much wear diphthongs. Really low, though.
underwear is for the weak
i wear chainmail
i always wear a full outfit. underwear, pants, shirt, jacket. socks and shoes optional.
i freevulv it
do you were yr undies over you pants?
I never go out wearing anything less than a carefully-placed kitten.
i wear horseshoes.
I pretty much wear diphthongs. Really low, though.
boxerbriefs. shit’s about compromise, bailey.
only when saving the world.
so.
always.
yep. this.
there should be a correlative study on type of underwear & political leanings.
Butt floss.
boxers ARE briefs; “or” = irrelevant p(m)atriarchal construK+
Me too, whenever possible.
And for the fellas, I do like the boxers.
MANY HAVE ASKED ZZZZZZIPP THIS QUESTION
NONE HAVE RECEIVED AN ANSWER THAT OBEYS THEIR CONCEPTION OF PHYSICS
Why are boxer briefs never an option when this question is asked?
Also, I hate wearing socks.
boxer briefs yall
yes, boxer briefs
HYBRID ORBITALS offer COMFORT and SUPPORT
kitty’s collar is kind of a baby-padded-electrical-socket interpretation of a victorian self-cameo pendant. and the dead eye of besmirching the coke nail pinky with tongue filth is rife with uncomfortable feelings. as such, i imagine this is the best image i will see all day.
the favored undergarment says much of the person. i prefer roomy terry-cloth panties with a pattern depicting pints of rocky road haagen-dazs being devoured over the course of a season of the vampire diaries, they’re made by Fruit Of The Loom Of Disappointment.
this is some weird meta-kitty thing
Anarcho-syndicalist. Boxer-briefs.
Merkin?
i only wear foreskin
i wear horseshoes.
boxerbriefs during the day, boxers at night.
Moderate Libertarian – boxer briefs generally, briefs when exercising
boxerbriefs. shit’s about compromise, bailey.
only when saving the world.
so.
always.
yep. this.
there should be a correlative study on type of underwear & political leanings.
Butt floss.
boxers ARE briefs; “or” = irrelevant p(m)atriarchal construK+
Me too, whenever possible.
And for the fellas, I do like the boxers.
Interestingly, I met a girl, once, who was making a chainmail bra for herself in my silversmithing class. She said that the feel of it was surprisingly sensual. She let me play with it (the bra, that is — focus, people!) and I had to admit: there really was a really sensuous feel to it.
Oh, and I feel I have to add: she wasn’t wearing the bra at the time that I was playing with it. (Sorry if that disappoints anyone.)
Why’re you girls always pushing those damn boxers onto me?!
I wear a Mac.
MANY HAVE ASKED ZZZZZZIPP THIS QUESTION
NONE HAVE RECEIVED AN ANSWER THAT OBEYS THEIR CONCEPTION OF PHYSICS
Why are boxer briefs never an option when this question is asked?
Also, I hate wearing socks.
Just vomited a little. Swallowed it.
Wait for it.
Tastes like chicken salad.
boxer briefs yall
I WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE
yes, boxer briefs
HYBRID ORBITALS offer COMFORT and SUPPORT
kitty’s collar is kind of a baby-padded-electrical-socket interpretation of a victorian self-cameo pendant. and the dead eye of besmirching the coke nail pinky with tongue filth is rife with uncomfortable feelings. as such, i imagine this is the best image i will see all day.
the favored undergarment says much of the person. i prefer roomy terry-cloth panties with a pattern depicting pints of rocky road haagen-dazs being devoured over the course of a season of the vampire diaries, they’re made by Fruit Of The Loom Of Disappointment.
this is some weird meta-kitty thing
Anarcho-syndicalist. Boxer-briefs.
Merkin?
i only wear foreskin
boxerbriefs during the day, boxers at night.
Moderate Libertarian – boxer briefs generally, briefs when exercising
box or commando
still waiting for REALLY drunk sonnets, D
That cat is insane!
By the way: what’s with this “Commando” thing? Why can’t people just say what they mean? If you don’t like underwear then you don’t wear it. If you don’t like sleeping in clothes then you don’t wear clothes to bed. How does this turn into “going Commando”?
Interestingly, I met a girl, once, who was making a chainmail bra for herself in my silversmithing class. She said that the feel of it was surprisingly sensual. She let me play with it (the bra, that is — focus, people!) and I had to admit: there really was a really sensuous feel to it.
Oh, and I feel I have to add: she wasn’t wearing the bra at the time that I was playing with it. (Sorry if that disappoints anyone.)
Why’re you girls always pushing those damn boxers onto me?!
I wear a Mac.
Just vomited a little. Swallowed it.
Wait for it.
Tastes like chicken salad.
I WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE
More likely it’s the owner who’s insane.
boxers, but today briefs cause im out of boxers and my wife just made fun of me.
I’m disappointed that nobody has used the term “snail trail” or “boy shorts” in their answers. Talk about a sausage party!
I remember, one day when I was a kid, I tried to invert my penis (i.e.: tuck it inside my flesh). It was strange that I felt like I was almost succeeding, but it just pushed itself back out and proceeded to hang there just as dumbly as always.
Penises are horrible. Women should all be thankful they don’t have one. Besides being ugly, they’re simply inconvenient as hell.
They’re also the reason I can’t (and won’t) wear boxers.
(Perhaps this thread is getting too explicit?)
Peeing while standing up is pretty convenient though.
I’m pretty sure there’s a tribe in the Amazon where everyone has to do that.
box or commando
still waiting for REALLY drunk sonnets, D
1) That was a little painful to read.
2) I’m a janitor. Part of my job is to clean out the little tin boxes in the women’s restroom where they put their pads and tampons. I am very grateful for the genitals I have, because women seem to release, quite literally, death from between their legs. Also, the occasional miniature person. So I like my penis a lot.
By the way: what’s with this “Commando” thing? Why can’t people just say what they mean? If you don’t like underwear then you don’t wear it. If you don’t like sleeping in clothes then you don’t wear clothes to bed. How does this turn into “going Commando”?
More likely it’s the owner who’s insane.
boxers, but today briefs cause im out of boxers and my wife just made fun of me.
I’m disappointed that nobody has used the term “snail trail” or “boy shorts” in their answers. Talk about a sausage party!
I remember, one day when I was a kid, I tried to invert my penis (i.e.: tuck it inside my flesh). It was strange that I felt like I was almost succeeding, but it just pushed itself back out and proceeded to hang there just as dumbly as always.
Penises are horrible. Women should all be thankful they don’t have one. Besides being ugly, they’re simply inconvenient as hell.
They’re also the reason I can’t (and won’t) wear boxers.
(Perhaps this thread is getting too explicit?)
Peeing while standing up is pretty convenient though.
I’m pretty sure there’s a tribe in the Amazon where everyone has to do that.
1) That was a little painful to read.
2) I’m a janitor. Part of my job is to clean out the little tin boxes in the women’s restroom where they put their pads and tampons. I am very grateful for the genitals I have, because women seem to release, quite literally, death from between their legs. Also, the occasional miniature person. So I like my penis a lot.
STOP THE DICHOTOMY
WEAR BOXER BRIEFS
STOP THE DICHOTOMY
WEAR BOXER BRIEFS
Making people feel pain is what I’m here for.
…Though I wish it were otherwise… .
Anyhow: I don’t see how people can feel grateful for genitals. There ought to be some better way to have sex.
(If this sounds dumb, it’s probably because it probably is, although I wish it weren’t.)
Making people feel pain is what I’m here for.
…Though I wish it were otherwise… .
Anyhow: I don’t see how people can feel grateful for genitals. There ought to be some better way to have sex.
(If this sounds dumb, it’s probably because it probably is, although I wish it weren’t.)
does anyone else wear sausage skins as underpants?
does anyone else wear sausage skins as underpants?