January 25th, 2010 / 2:06 pm
 Contests

Contest winner/Annalemma call for submissions

by Chris Killen is the winner of HTMLGIANT & Annalemma’s “When Writers Get Off” contest. Congratulations Chris. Some notes from judge Chris Heavener of Annalemma:

First of all, yall should be ashamed of yourselves and your filthy, disgusting, brilliant minds.

Outstanding In the out-of-control category:
– Jesus’ Cum
– 1984 = Nineteen-tranny-whores
– The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

Outstanding in the fucking hilarious category:
– Twats Heating Gilbert’s Grapes
– Leak, Mammory
– Dong of Solomon

Runner up: The Magic Mountin’

Winner: Finnegan’s Wank

Gives a new definition to masturbatory writing. Submit 250 words of this nasty novel and we’ll post on annalemma.net soon.

CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS: Annalemma will be publishing a collaborative effort entitled “Finnegan’s Wank,” a work of fiction containing multiple accepted pieces. Each writer is to submit ~250 words; one submission per writer, and, as succinctly offered by Chris, “No furries.” This is a private venture, independent of HTMLGIANT’s influence, and will be moderated autonomously henceforth. Thanks for playing along.

18 Comments

  1. January 25th, 2010 / 6:48 pm Andrew—

      Fantastic, though I have to object to the ‘ in the title.

  2. January 25th, 2010 / 2:48 pm Andrew—

      Fantastic, though I have to object to the ‘ in the title.

  3. January 25th, 2010 / 7:36 pm tao—

      good job chris

  4. January 25th, 2010 / 3:36 pm tao—

      good job chris

  5. January 25th, 2010 / 3:39 pm Dirty Contest Results. | Annalemma Magazine—

      […] over to HTMLGIANT where the results for the “When Writers Get Off” contest have been announced. Congrats […]

  6. January 25th, 2010 / 7:44 pm Chris—

      thanks Tao

  7. January 25th, 2010 / 3:44 pm Chris—

      thanks Tao

  8. January 25th, 2010 / 8:31 pm alec niedenthal—

      Congrats to all Chrises involved.

  9. January 25th, 2010 / 4:31 pm alec niedenthal—

      Congrats to all Chrises involved.

  10. January 25th, 2010 / 8:53 pm Bill Walsh—

      Yes. Must delete the possessive apostrophe. Great title.

  11. January 25th, 2010 / 4:53 pm Bill Walsh—

      Yes. Must delete the possessive apostrophe. Great title.

  12. January 26th, 2010 / 4:49 am Katrina Gray—

      As do I, Andrew. The beauty of no apostrophe is that it reads as an observation as well as a command. Or, at least that was what Joyce said. It was one of his best jokes.

  13. January 26th, 2010 / 12:49 am Katrina Gray—

      As do I, Andrew. The beauty of no apostrophe is that it reads as an observation as well as a command. Or, at least that was what Joyce said. It was one of his best jokes.

  14. January 26th, 2010 / 12:37 pm Lee—

      Well done Chris!

      The apostrophe looks like a little sperm so it’s need in this title – extra points for Killen!

  15. January 26th, 2010 / 8:37 am Lee—

      Well done Chris!

      The apostrophe looks like a little sperm so it’s need in this title – extra points for Killen!

  16. January 26th, 2010 / 6:51 pm Mather Schneider—

      I think this was a good choice.

  17. January 26th, 2010 / 2:51 pm Mather Schneider—

      I think this was a good choice.

  18. January 29th, 2010 / 10:51 am Finnegan’s Wank. | Annalemma Magazine—

      […] As a special present for making it to the end of the week, we give you the fruits of the HTMLGIANT “When Writers Get Off” contest. In retrospect, it may have been wise to choose a less confusing title to parody, but […]